Siheyuan: Fighting against the beasts under the pressure of the system

Chapter 409 Xu Damao and Jia Zhang jointly perform crosstalk

Zhang Minghui looked towards the front yard and saw Jia Zhang with disheveled hair and eyes wide open, pointing angrily at Qin Huairu who was not far away and scolding her.

"Qin Huairu, what's the matter? Can't I make the decision in this family? I tell you, I have to be the one to take care of this family from now on."

"I have to make the decision on everything. You are such an unfilial daughter-in-law. You have become more capable after working for a few days, right? You dare not even listen to me."

Zhang Minghui and Cheng Siyu squeezed into the crowd. There was no need to look for the two sons, who were leaning against the veranda, watching with great interest. They saw their parents coming.

Zhang Jingyi took his brother's hand, skipped to Zhang Minghui, and called him affectionately.

"Dad, you're back."

Leaning in front of Zhang Minghui, he raised his head and couldn't help asking.

"Dad, why is Grandma Zhang so fierce? She quarrels with others all the time. I have seen it several times in the past few days."

Listening to his son's innocent question, Zhang Minghui racked his brains, thinking about how to tell his son about this.

Unexpectedly, Xu Damao next to him suddenly spoke.

"Jingyi, you don't understand. Your grandma Zhang is just practicing her eloquence and making fun of everyone! This is her specialty, how can she just give it up?"

There was laughter all around, and everyone was amused by Xu Damao's words. Zhang Minghui smiled and patted Xu Damao on the shoulder, then spoke.

"Go to hell! The older you get, the less serious you become. Don't talk nonsense. It's obviously Aunt Zhang who wants to learn a skill. Isn't there a crosstalk performer under the overpass?"

"Aunt Zhang is now selecting her supporting role and preparing to perform under the overpass to entertain people!"

"Hahaha"

Zhang Minghui's words caused the surrounding neighbors to burst into laughter. The level of sarcasm was much better than what Xu Damao said.

The performers on the flyover are actually begging artists, which is a mockery of Jia Zhang who is just short of begging.

Jia Zhang was originally very majestic, with her hands on her hips, scolding her daughter-in-law. But when she heard what Xu Damao and Zhang Minghui said, she was immediately furious.

These two bad guys didn't shy away from talking to people. Their voices were amplified so that many people could hear them clearly.

You're trying to embarrass me, right?

Jia Zhang turned around, pointed at Zhang Minghui and Xu Damao with her right hand, and shouted at them.

"You two little bastards are looking for trouble, aren't you?"

Before Zhang Minghui could reply, Xu Damao put away his smile, took a step forward, and shouted loudly.

"Hey, how can that be possible!"

Jia Zhang's tone softened a little, and seeing Xu Damao had given in, she thought he was afraid of her, and quickly opened her mouth to speak.

"You little bastard, if you dare to bother me, I'll punish you."

Xu Damao became interested and agreed loudly.

"Oh, you are so angry! You don't even want to let me talk. What's the matter?"

Jia Zhang suddenly became anxious, saliva flying all over the place, and a string of words spewed out of her mouth.

"Xu Damao, you little bastard, are you being polite to me? For years, no one has dared to say anything about me, Jia Zhang. Xu Damao, you are getting bolder, aren't you?"

Xu Damao's face turned serious and he retorted.

"That is."

The singing and the response are just like crosstalk. In recent years, crosstalk has been very popular, and the neighbors love to listen to it. The people in the old city know it without being told.

But about the same.

As soon as the two of them said these words, the aunties and sisters at the scene burst into laughter. The old men couldn't hold back their laughter and cursed with laughter.

"Xu Damao, you are such a mean boy. You only know how to beat up your Aunt Zhang."

Cheng Siyu leaned on Zhang Minghui's shoulder, laughing so hard that tears were about to come out.

There aren't that many jokes to hear during the New Year holidays. An unintentional remark can make everyone laugh. People will still remember it and often bring it up.

What’s more, Xu Damao gave a live performance.

The vivid performance showed the quality of a professional supporting actor, which was really funny to watch. In addition, Zhang Minghui mentioned crosstalk just now, so Xu Damao started to perform so quickly.

Even Zhang Minghui couldn't hold it in and scolded her with a smile.

Only Jia Zhang, who had just been released, didn't know what it meant. She stood there in a daze, watching the neighbors in the yard laughing.

At this time Xu Damao said another sentence.

"Aunt Zhang, your comedy is not professional! Your skills are too trendy. You can't even eat at the Tianqiao!"

"Hahaha"

The scene was filled with laughter and chaos.

Aunt Zhang understood what was said now and jumped up, cursing loudly.

"Xu Damao, you are a wicked, smoking bastard. How dare you mock me like this, you uneducated little beast."

"Oh my God! Please open your eyes and see that the conscienceless Xu Damao is bullying an old woman like me! Please send a thunderbolt to kill him!"

"Hey, old boss Jia! Come up and take a look! They just want to bully an old lady like me. They want me to die! They are not human beings!"

As Jia Zhang performed the soul-calling ritual, the laughter in the courtyard gradually stopped. Everyone watched the lively scene with great interest, wondering what would happen next.

Who would have thought!

A faint voice sounded.

"Aunt Zhang, you summoned the wrong person. Jia Dongxu is your first choice. She is close to you and listens to you. She will come out to accompany you as soon as you summon her."

Jia Zhang was about to continue to curse at the top of her lungs, but she stopped abruptly after hearing these words. She closed her mouth and began to scan the room to see who had said this.

When she found out that it was Zhang Minghui who said that, she glared at him coldly, but her body shivered uncontrollably.

Dongxu is now a big taboo for her. She definitely doesn't want to mention her son in the short term.

At this time, Qin Huairu, who had been watching the show for a long time, walked up to Jia Zhang with small steps, put on a bitter smile, and spoke timidly.

"Mom, we can discuss anything. Don't make a scene in the yard. We'll make fun of you, the neighbors. If you have anything to say, let's go back and talk about it, okay?"

When Jia Zhang saw her daughter-in-law coming forward to help, she snorted coldly, but did not reject her kindness. After glaring at Zhang Minghui and Xu Damao, she turned around and went back into the house.

Zhang Minghui looked at Xu Damao with amusement, but found that he was staring at Qin Huairu seriously, with a lustful look in his eyes.

Qin Huairu also glanced at Xu Damao, and this glance made Zhang Minghui realize.

There is something wrong here.

Xu Damao turned around proudly and took Qin Jingru home without saying a word.

Little did they know that Xu Damao and Qin Huairu's gaze was not only seen by Zhang Minghui, but also by several others. Everyone turned their heads thoughtfully.

He Yuzhu in the crowd was staring at Xu Damao's receding back with anger.

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