Siheyuan: The happy life of a little chef

Chapter 47: Toilet God of War Shazhu

After a while, the fat man came over and with the help of Li Jianjun, he successfully became Nan Yi's disciple. The fat man was a very smooth person, so Nan Yi was quite happy.

Shazhu has started cleaning the toilet since today. The first person to come and see Shazhu's joke is Xu Damao, who rushes over specially from the Propaganda Department.

"Hey, isn't this Shazhu, the man from our old city? Why is he sweeping the toilet? Do your job well, or I'll tell your team leader." Xu Damao said proudly.

Silly Pig glanced at the complacent Xu Damao and ignored him. He was still under punishment. If he fought with Xu Damao now, he would definitely get into trouble, so he chose to endure it.

Seeing that Sha Zhu didn't respond, Xu Damao felt like he had punched cotton. Unwilling to give up, he rolled his eyes, urinated all over the place he had just cleaned, and then walked past Sha Zhu.

When Sha Zhu saw that the floor he had just cleaned was made dirty again by Xu Damao, he wanted to beat Xu Damao up, but Xu Damao was prepared and ran away in a blink of an eye. Sha Zhu's wounds had not healed yet, so he certainly could not catch up with Xu Damao, so he could only clean the floor again obediently.

Who knew that Xu Damao didn't run far at all. He came back and saw Sha Zhu cleaning and said with a smile: "Sha Zhu, clean well, or I will tell your team leader." After saying that, he just smiled.

Sha Zhu couldn't stand it anymore, so he raised his foot and prepared to chase after him. However, due to his injury and the dirty ground, his foot slipped and he fell directly into the pit. Xu Damao saw this and laughed uncontrollably.

Sha Zhu struggled in the pit, but couldn't get out. He shouted for help, his body covered in dirt. At this time, a few people who were going to the toilet came and heard the cry for help, and hurried in to take a look.

"Xu Damao, what happened?" Xu Damao is a celebrity, and few people don't know him.

"Shazhu fell into the toilet while cleaning. Would you guys like to help him out?" Anyway, it was impossible for Xu Damao to help him out.

When they heard it was Shazhu, they immediately became unhappy. They had just heard Shazhu's broadcast, so who would be willing to help him now? Besides, Shazhu was covered in that thing and they couldn't do anything.

One of them may have felt a little soft-hearted: "Why don't we go to the medical team to call for help? After all, they are their people."

Everyone else agreed, and soon people from the medical team came and pulled Sha Zhu up. As soon as Sha Zhu came up, everyone laughed, but they were all ten meters away from Sha Zhu, especially Xu Damao, who laughed the happiest.

Sha Zhu looked at the dirt on his body, then looked at the wildly laughing Xu Damao. His eyes turned red with anger. He grabbed a piece of dirt from his body and threw it at Xu Damao.

The bullet hit Xu Damao's long face, and Xu Damao was stunned at the time. Sha Zhu took advantage of Xu Damao's distraction and rushed up, grabbed another handful and wiped it on Xu Damao's face. Xu Damao then reacted, so he also grabbed a handful from Sha Zhu and stuffed it into Sha Zhu's mouth.

When the others saw this, they were shocked, thinking, wow, they are both ruthless people, and immediately stayed away from the two people. The fight was hard to separate, and finally the medical team couldn't bear to watch it anymore, so they separated the two people.

Just after the two separated, Xu Damao took advantage of Sha Zhu's inattention and threw another lump on Sha Zhu's head. Sha Zhu was not willing to be outdone, so he dipped the broom into the pit, which was covered with dirt, and rushed towards Xu Damao while dancing. Xu Damao saw that the situation was not right and ran away. Sha Zhu chased him relentlessly, holding a Fang Tian Hua Ji instead of a broom, like a god of war.

Finally this farce was stopped by the security department. There was no other way. Guns were pulled out. Sha Zhu was fined one month on top of his original sentence and Xu Damao was given a serious warning.

Although the farce was over, the news soon spread throughout the factory. Sha Zhu was nicknamed the Toilet God of War, but Xu Damao was not remembered by anyone. Who would remember a defeated general?

Soon after getting home from get off work, Liu Guangtian came to notify Li Jianjun of a hospital-wide meeting. Li Jianjun didn't know what it was about, but he just wanted to go and watch the fun, as he would be bored at home.

After dinner, everyone took their stools and left. Today, Li Jianjun didn't dare sit with Xu Damao because the smell was too strong, even after taking a shower.

Three old men were sitting in the middle. Yi Zhonghai looked reluctant, but there was nothing he could do. He was forced to open the door by Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui in order to criticize Sha Zhu.

Liu Haizhong tapped the enamel cup in his hand and said, "Everyone, be quiet. Today's meeting is mainly to talk about Sha Zhu's problem. Sha Zhu must admit his mistake today and promise not to make the same mistake again in the future. He must also compensate all of us for our losses."

Sha Zhu was unhappy: "Second Uncle, yes, I made a mistake, what does it have to do with you, what losses did you suffer, you didn't help me pay."

Yan Bugui interrupted at this time: "Shazhu, this is not just your problem. Because of you, our Civilized Courtyard is definitely gone, and so is the reward. It's all because of you, so this loss must be attributed to you."

The people below thought so too. Who doesn't want to get more things during the New Year? So they all started to blame Sha Zhu.

Silly Pig was very aggrieved. He was punished in the morning, had a fight with Xu Damao in the toilet in the afternoon, and was criticized at a whole-school meeting in the evening. He was so unlucky that his mother opened the door to bad luck. He was so unlucky.

Yi Zhonghai agreed to hold the meeting because of the Civilization Compound issue. If he does not agree to hold the meeting today, he will never be able to talk about the Civilization Compound again. Then he will have one less moral stick. This is his weapon and he will never be allowed to take it away from him.

"This is indeed Sha Zhu's fault. Director Wang has already revealed it tonight. Our Civilization Courtyard is gone this year, and Sha Zhu is indeed responsible. This year, Sha Zhu will compensate everyone for those benefits. We will strive to get the Civilization Courtyard back. Sha Zhu, do you have anything to say?" Yi Zhonghai asked.

Sha Zhu held it in for a long time without saying anything. It was indeed because he lost the Civilized Courtyard, so he just compensated him. He didn't care about this little money. It would be better to calm things down first: "We men have to admit our mistakes. It's my fault, I admit it. Dear neighbors, don't worry, I will compensate you this year. Unlike some people who dare to do it but not to admit it." After saying that, he glanced at Li Jianjun.

Li Jianjun didn't take it seriously and even smiled at Sha Zhu, which made Sha Zhu so angry that he clenched his fists.

Yi Zhonghai was afraid that Sha Zhu would do something stupid again and continued, "Second thing, Xu Damao, you deliberately picked a fight with Sha Zhu this afternoon. What's the matter? We are all from the same compound. If you have any problems, come back and solve them. It's embarrassing to be in the factory."

In order to appease Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai immediately pointed the gun at Xu Damao. If I can't catch Li Jianjun, can I not deal with you, Xu Damao?

Xu Damao naturally denied it: "Uncle, do you understand the situation? Today I went to the toilet, and when I left I told Sha Zhu that there was an area that was not cleaned properly, and asked him to clean it to prevent the sanitation team leader from scolding him. I was just being kind, but he slipped and fell down, and it took a few of us to call for help to pull him up. It would have been fine if he didn't thank me, but he actually used that to embarrass me, so we had a fight."

Sha Zhu stood up excitedly: "You farted, it was obviously you who peed outside on purpose, you are just looking for trouble, Sun thief, just wait, I will deal with you sooner or later when I am better."

Even if he couldn't beat her, he couldn't lose verbally: "Silly Zhu, let me tell you, I'm not afraid of you. Come at me if you dare."

Yi Zhonghai was so annoyed when he saw that they were quarreling again that he banged the table vigorously: "Alright, we have already punished you two, so let's not talk about it anymore. So, regarding the fight between you two, each of you will clean the yard for half a month. That's it."

After saying that, he left without waiting for anyone to speak. When Liu Haizhong saw Yi Zhonghai was gone, he thought that this was his world. But before he could say anything, Sha Zhu said first: "Well, all the uncles have left. Let's go. It's cold."

This sentence left Liu Haizhong stunned. When others saw that the old man had left, they also went back. Liu Haizhong could only say "dismiss the meeting".

When he left, Liu Haizhong gave Sha Zhu a fierce look and went back.

This was Sha Zhu's mistake. If it were Xu Damao, he would probably be criticized to death.

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