Siheyuan: The happy life of a little chef

Silly Zhu retracted his hand and scratched his greasy hair. Qin Huairu felt sick for a while, but said, "Zhuzi, thank you for still thinking about me. I won't be polite to you. It's true that we haven't eaten meat in a while."

Qin Huairu took the lunch box with a smile. Shazhu just stood there looking at Qin Huairu's back stupidly. He felt that the meat was worth it. Didn't he just touch Sister Qin's hand?

Only after he saw Qin Huairu enter the house did he go home with his hands behind his back, humming a little tune. As for sending meat to the deaf old lady, he had long forgotten it. The lunch box was gone, so where would the meat come from? He went home to get some peanuts and drink some wine.

Qin Huairu just arrived at the door with her lunch box when she saw Jia Zhang staring at her by the window. As soon as Qin Huairu entered the door, Jia Zhang asked, "What are you and Sha Zhu doing flirting with each other? I tell you, Dongxu will be out in half a month. If you dare to do anything to let Dongxu down, I will break your legs."

Qin Huairu told her about Sha Zhu sending her the lunch box with a wronged look on her face. When Jia Zhang heard that there was meat in it, she felt better: "You have some sense in your heart. You can take the lunch box, but if you dare to let Sha Zhu take advantage of you, I will break your legs."

After saying that, he spat in the direction of Sha Zhu's house: "Bah, what a thing, just like his father, he can't walk when he sees a pretty girl, a toad wanting to eat swan meat."

After saying that, he called out to Bang Geng: "My dear grandson, come and eat meat."

Sha Zhu was eating peanuts and drinking wine. He first thought about Qin Huairu, but somehow he thought of Li Jianjun. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. "No, I have to teach this grandson a lesson."

Suddenly Sha Zhu remembered Li Jianjun's bicycle and decided to remove the wheels of his bicycle so that he could show off all day long.

At ten o'clock in the evening, when everyone was asleep, a figure sneaked into the backyard. Who else could it be but Sha Zhu?

Sha Zhu took the ancestral wrench, looked around, listened carefully to make sure there was no one around, and then started tinkering with the bicycle.

Others couldn't hear it, but Li Jianjun heard it. His body was strengthened, and Li Jianjun woke up when Sha Zhu just touched the bicycle. Now he was standing at the window watching.

Sha Zhu finally managed to take the rear wheel off, but before he could feel proud of himself, he was kicked and fell to the ground.

Li Jianjun rode on him and beat him while shouting: "Catch the thief, there is a thief in the yard."

In the silent night, this sudden voice was particularly loud. The first one to speak was Xu Damao.

When Li Jianjun saw Xu Damao coming out, he punched Sha Zhu in the neck and knocked him unconscious. Xu Damao rushed up and kicked him without saying a word.

Soon everyone came and many of them kicked a few times. Liu Guangtian kicked the most enthusiastically, as if he wanted to vent all the anger he had suffered.

After a while, the third uncle spoke up: "Stop, don't beat him to death. If you have to die, don't die in the courtyard. It's unlucky. Drag him out first."

Liu Guangtian and Xu Damao lifted the man from the ground and immediately shouted, "Oh, it's Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu stole things."

When Yi Zhonghai heard that it was Sha Zhu, he hurried over to check. It was indeed Sha Zhu: "Quick, quick, put him down first. I don't know if he was hurt by you guys."

Xu Damao was even happier when he found out that it was Sha Zhu. Liu Guangtian didn't care. He had disliked Sha Zhu for a long time. In the past, Liu Haizhong took out his anger at Sha Zhu on the two brothers. This could be considered revenge.

Yi Zhonghai poured a bowl of water on Sha Zhu's face and pinched his philtrum to wake him up.

Yi Zhonghai: "Zhuzi, how are you? Are you feeling unwell?" He winked at Shazhu after saying this. He wanted Shazhu to say he was feeling unwell and go to the hospital.

Sha Zhu didn't understand Yi Zhonghai's look at all: "I'm fine, sir. What happened to me? Why does my body hurt so much?"

Yi Zhonghai was so angry, how could he be so stupid, but he immediately rolled his eyes and said, "Oh, Shazhu, you were sleepwalking and were beaten up as a thief. Fortunately, nothing serious happened. It was just in the yard. If you sleepwalk out of the yard, it will be dangerous."

Yi Zhonghai's mind works quickly and he has already found an excuse.

Sha Zhu looked at the group of people gathered around him and immediately understood that he must not say that he was here to unload the wheels. He followed Yi Zhonghai's words and said, "Uncle, I drank a little last night and dreamed about repairing a bicycle. I don't know how I came out. It seems that I have to lock the door when I sleep next time."

Li Jianjun looked at the two idiots talking and agreeing with each other, and his eyes almost rolled up to the sky: "I say, you two, you are addicted to acting like this, and you won't stop, right?"

Yi Zhonghai stood up quickly and said, "Jianjun, I really didn't lie to you. Shazhu used to have sleepwalking. If you don't believe me, ask the second and third uncles. They all know."

Li Jianjun looked at the third uncle with a confused look on his face. The third uncle walked up to Li Jianjun and said, "Shazhu did sleepwalk before. The night before Shazhu's father passed away, Shazhu sleepwalked and ran around the yard with a kitchen knife. We were all scared. Later we found that his eyes were closed, as if he was asleep. He fell to the ground a short while later, and we had to carry him back home. We didn't tell him about this, and he didn't sleepwalk again, so the matter was left unresolved."

Li Jianjun was shocked. If he hadn't knocked him out earlier, how could he have gotten away with it? There was nothing he could do. He couldn't be convicted of sleepwalking. He wasn't stealing anything. At most, he could have repaired the bicycle.

"I don't care whether you are sleepwalking or not, just install the wheels for me and I won't care. What a mess you have to make every day." Li Jianjun was speechless. He thought he could send Sha Zhu in to keep Jia Dongxu company, but it seems that's not possible.

When everyone saw that he was just sleepwalking, they dispersed. In fact, it doesn’t matter whether it is true or not. What matters is how many people believe it.

After Sha Zhu installed the wheel, Yi Zhonghai helped him go to the deaf old lady's house. The deaf old lady had woken up but did not come out, thinking it was just a thief.

As soon as she entered the house, the deaf old lady saw footprints all over Sha Zhu's body: "Oh, my Sha Zhu, what happened to you? Who hit you?"

There was no one else to blame, so Sha Zhu confessed everything: "I drank today, and the more I thought about Li Jianjun, the angrier I got, so I wanted to remove the wheels of his car at night, but he caught me. Fortunately, I fainted, otherwise I would be finished. I have to stay with Jia Dongxu."

The deaf old lady sighed: "Zhu Zi, don't mess with him recently. Wait until Jia Dongxu comes out. Now is not the right time. Let's think of a good way to get him out. If someone like him stays in the courtyard, none of us will be at peace."

Sha Zhu was still in pain at the moment: "I'll listen to grandma, but I'll get my face back sooner or later."

After saying that, Yi Zhonghai helped Sha Zhu limp home. On the way, Sha Zhu asked, "Uncle, who hit me so hard?"

Yi Zhonghai did not hide the truth: "Most of them just kicked twice, but the worst hitters were Xu Damao and Liu Guangtian."

"Grandma, wait until my injury heals, then you'll see how I deal with them. Xu Damao and Liu Guangtian, just wait for me. If I can't deal with Li Jianjun, I can't deal with you either." Sha Zhu said fiercely.

Yi Zhonghai continued, "Zhu Zi, don't provoke Li Jianjun for now. Don't look at his thinness, he hit you hard just now, don't let him suffer any loss."

Sha Zhu didn't care: "He attacked us by surprise today. When I recover from my injury, I will deal with Xu Damao and Liu Guangtian first, and then I will put Li Jianjun in a sack. I don't believe it."

When Yi Zhonghai heard Sha Zhu say he wanted to put Li Jianjun in a sack, he didn't say anything. Sha Zhu had learned some tricks, so it should be no problem for him to launch a sneak attack on Li Jianjun. He also wanted to teach Li Jianjun a lesson.

The matter just passed like that, but starting from tonight many people brought things that were placed outside back into the house, saying that they were afraid that Sha Zhu would tear them down while sleepwalking. This made Sha Zhu depressed for quite a while, but that’s a story for later.