I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

I was wondering why it felt like someone was kicking me, and it turns out there was really someone kicking me.

There is a boy, a girl and a child at the back. Is there any need to think about it?

Isn't it obvious at first glance that this is a typical naughty kid? This is a clichéd script copied from somewhere. Can't the author come up with something original?

But it is quite bold to bring children to watch a romance movie. Are you trying to give your children a lesson in love?

"Can I ask you to take good care of your children?" Yukinoshita said to the three people behind her with a serious expression.

Is there any need to think about the couple’s answer later?

It must be various classic answers.

"Hey, he's still a child, can you please stop arguing with him?

"The mother spoke first, her tone carrying a hint of apology, but more of a self-righteous defense.

"It will be fine when he grows up. It's normal for children to be naughty."

The father also echoed, trying to calm Yukinoshita's dissatisfaction with this statement.

There are classic quotes like "He's still a child, why bother with him? Everything will be fine when he grows up." These classic answers have long been heard by many people, and it is estimated that the author copied these classic answers from somewhere.

"Hehehe..."

Xiao Yi could even hear the smug laughter of the naughty kid behind him.

However, Xiao Yi was chatting with the system at this time, because the system's words at this time attracted Xiao Yi's interest.

[The world will see that you have been working so hard recently, so it gave you a welfare bonus! And I also upgraded.]

[Now it can be used as a backpack, you can store things in it later.]

(I know, I know. Bring it up quickly.)

[Congratulations on getting the Stand: White Snake]

(What use is there for this thing?) Xiao Yi thought to himself.

Then the naughty kid behind him saw that Xiao Yi didn't even react and felt like he was being ignored. He suddenly got a little angry and kicked the chair again.

You are the first person who dares to ignore me!

Look at me, man!

(In this world, is there a Stand user for me to draw?)

[This seems to be your business. This time I am only responsible for sending it on your behalf. There are still three attribute points. You can choose the right one.]

The naughty kid behind kicked the chair again.

Xiao Yi still had a smile on his face, but the air around him seemed a little colder.

Now Xiao Yi has figured out the role of the White Snake.

Well, in that case, I'll just have to develop a new feature myself.

Yukinoshita was still communicating with the other party, saying something like if an adopted son is not educated it is the father's fault, and that educating children is the responsibility of parents.

After saying that, Xuexia seemed to suddenly realize something and looked at Xiao Yi with an apologetic look, which made Xiao Yi feel confused.

But the other party doesn't seem to be willing to reason...

Xiao Yi calmly grabbed Xueshita's hand and said:

"Let me do it myself."

Yukinoshita was stunned for a moment, then nodded and looked at the three people behind her with sympathy.

I was reasonable but you didn't listen, now here comes someone unreasonable...

So……

"Smash! Varudo!"

Time pauses.

Then Xiao Yi summoned the white snake.

When the white snake appears, its philosophical standing posture, color matching and outfit really remind people of a friend...

The white snake opened its eyes, looked at Xiao Yi, then nodded with satisfaction.

"Are you my new master?"

I feel it is much better than the old priest.

"What's the new owner?" Xiao Yi heard something wrong and opened the system to check the information of the White Snake.

[Stand Name: White Snake]

[The priest named Pucci threw it away when he got the new moon. I saw no one wanted it, so I picked it up. - World Will.]

"Wow, it's second-hand."

[Just tell me whether you want it or not.]

I definitely want this...

As for the 3 attribute points, Xiao Yi recalled various things in novels that after using them, one would feel itchy all over, stink, suffer unbearable pain, or faint.

When it seems not applicable now, go home and think about it.

So!

Xiao Yi looked back and let the white snake fly directly in front of the three of them. It took one CD from each of them and pulled out three CDs.

Time to restore.

The three people behind him fell into their chairs at the same time, seemingly sleeping peacefully. Plus, there were relatively few people in the cinema in the morning, so no one noticed what happened.

Xiao Yi held the three discs and thought about them.

Since the White Snake can extract other people's memory discs, it can also cause people to hallucinate and dissolve their minds.

Can it be modified slightly?

such as……

Pull out the disc and input a false memory to replace the real one.

Common name: archive overwrite.

Yukinoshita looked at the three people who fell down, and the three discs in Xiao Yi's hand. Is there any need to guess the reason?

It must have been Xiao Yi who did it.

"Don't play too hard."

Xiao Yi held the three discs and smiled, "Of course I know."

It really works, but the consumption is a bit high. However, you can influence behavior in other ways, such as influencing the subconscious mind.

If this substitute falls into the hands of some hooligans, they can change the girls' favorability at will and live a weird life...

It was a close call, luckily it fell into the hands of a beast in human skin like me.

Xiao Yi fanned himself with the CD, looking thoughtful.

Let me think about how to play it?

Is it to make this naughty child completely unable to speak before he turns 18?

Or let your parents become addicted to gambling and stock speculation?

Or touch...

[Brother, no, no, it's really unnecessary! Brother, I just kicked you twice, there's no need to be so harsh!]

[You are trying to destroy this family!]

Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment, then nodded, feeling that it was a bit too much.

That makes sense. So be gentle and let your child dance like a zombie in front of his parents' house for an hour every night for the next three days.

If my parents find out, I will just raise my hands and smile at them without saying a word...

Originally, Xiao Yi didn't want to set it to three hours, but considering that he is still a child, if he jumps for three hours, his legs might be broken, so he set it to one hour.

Isn't this too much?

But it still doesn’t feel like enough.

One more thing, when I see my neighbor next door, I want to call him dad.

So be it.

Go home and watch how JOJO Lipchi uses the White Snake, and see if you can learn any new skills...