I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Red Bean's Private Marseille!"

"I knew you were dishonest! I'll beat you up!"

As for how Xiao Yi and Kasumigaoka Shiyu met, we have to talk about the past...

I saw An Yiluan standing on a stool, with the lamp behind him emitting sufficient light. I saw An Yiluan holding a book in his left hand, and putting his right hand on his chest making a Buddha gesture, as if he was pretending to be God, and then slowly handed the book to Xiao Yi.

"Xiao Yi, you have been a member of my Second Dimensional Sect for many years. Today, I will pass this book to you. I hope you will carry forward my sect!"

Xiao Yi took the book as if he was a fool, and saw the title: "Love Metronome".

Based on the principle that since An Yilun had sent it, it would be a waste not to read it, and if not, just take it home and burn it as waste paper, Xiao Yi just threw it into his schoolbag.

Then during class...

Xiao Yi opened the book and read a few pages casually.

"It feels okay, but it's not quite to my taste. But I can make do with it, so I'll just pass the time."

In a few days...

"Xiao Yi!" An Yiluan almost ran over, shouting Xiao Yi's name.

"Just tell me if you have anything to say!"

After An Yiluo's explanation, Xiao Yi roughly understood what was going on.

What basically happened was that some people thought the novel called "Love Metronome" was not good, but some others thought it was good, and then two waves of people started to curse at it online.

But the problem is that the novel "Love Metronome" has not yet become popular, and the author changes his style at will, which makes it feel like he is tricking a dog into being killed.

It's like someone who likes harem novels discovers a good harem novel, but as he reads it he finds out that the author is writing about pure love in the name of harem.

So it is inevitable that there are a lot of people scolding...

(Why does it feel a bit far-fetched?)

For the sake of his favorite author, An Yilun, he naturally had to join this online war, but although he was just a blogger and had power, it was not enough to make him that powerful.

So An Yilun found this person with great energy.

"It's just a small matter?" Xiao Yi was puzzled. "Just for such a small matter, you woke me up from bed so early in the afternoon?"

"I hope you can save me, sir!"

But "Love Metronome" sounded familiar to me. Who was the author? Xiao Yi asked the system silently in his heart.

[Unboxing…]

[Search completed.]

[Author: Kasumigaoka Utaha.]

I saw Xiao Yi holding An Yiluan's hand tightly!

"My son, why should you say more? Your father will definitely help you today!"

"If the enemy dares to attack, you will be defeated!"

"Let me try it out first!"

After returning home, Xiao Yi turned on the computer and smiled.

Next, I have to show you the results of my further studies in Zaun!

First click on the link sent by Akitomo...

(Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out…)

"Okay! I'm going to start!"

Xiao Yi directly clicked on the first one without paying any attention to the name marked on it.

Start greeting!

Joestar: I ********** (I added a few emoticons, I don’t know if they can be posted, just in case I added a few more *)

At this moment, in an apartment, Kasumigaoka Utaha, who had just finished typing, was leaning over the keyboard and sighing.

It's very uncomfortable to be an author with low popularity and you can't make much money. In addition, the online war of words makes Kasumigaoka Utaha very tired. It's very uncomfortable to see those people scolding her.

If it weren't for the perfect attendance award, I guess Kasumigaoka Utaha would have delayed updating.

"Didi didi didi"

"Didi didi didi"

"Didi didi didi"

"?"

"Hmm?" Kasumigaoka Utaha looked up with difficulty. Who is sending me a message? She opened it and saw...

Joestar: (Dozens of warm greetings from home.)

Qiu Shiyu:?

Where did this little black guy come from?

How did you get my contact information?

You want to curse back, right?

Don’t you know that your sister is in a bad mood recently?

Xia Shizi: Are you sick?

Kasumi Shiko: You want to curse back, right?

Kasumi Shiko: Amikas Nuo... (Tamaune of the Emperor)

Joestar: You dare to talk to me like that? Is your house fistproof?

In line...

As expected of a novelist, Kasumigaoka Utaha types fast. But facing the attack from Xiao Yi's parents, although her attack power is not enough, she types fast.

When Xiao Yi hit one line, others had already hit ten lines.

"Damn, the opponent's hand speed is faster than mine!"

""world"!"

Kasumigaoka in the apartment looked at the defenseless Joestar and smiled, "That's it? I can still fight three more!"

"At this speed, you should take a break, little guy..."

"Wait, why are they speeding up?!"

Joestar: (More crazy greeting)

At this time, Xiao Yi's home.

Xiao Yi was standing next to the computer, imitating Jotaro and pointing at the computer with one hand. Only he could see that there was a golden stand sitting on the gaming chair, typing back frantically on the keyboard.

After a few minutes...

The quarrel with Kasumigaoka continues...

The good news is that with the help of a stand-in, Xiao Yi's typing speed is getting faster and faster, and the opponent can't keep up at all. The bad news is that he types too fast.

I didn’t have enough time to think, and I was almost out of words.

"Damn it, the system can only use that one trick! Don't send it to me, just send it up there!"

"Let them understand what technology changes life!"

Come on, Tongzi! Give him some tough words!

At this time, on the other side, Kasumigaoka Utaha was full of smugness and pride, with her legs crossed, looking proudly at the [Joestar] account that was almost unable to send messages. From the intermittent text from the other side, Kasumigaoka Utaha knew that the other side had run out of words.

But I am different. I have many more words to write novels!

Xia Shizi: Oh my, why don’t you say anything? Don’t you have any other ideas?

Xia Shizi: Are you out of words?

Joestar (sent by the system): Your name is Kasumigaoka Utaha, you live in xxxx, you are currently studying at xxx school, your father is xxx, your mother is xxx...

Joestar (system agent): Right?

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "?"

"Fuck, box!"

"Fuck, I cursed at the wrong person!"