I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Are you planning to go out and wander this month?" Lily Ling stretched out her hand angrily, tightly grasped the slender neck of the little evil god, and easily lifted up the demon like a chicken.

The little evil god was struggling hard.

"Well...actually, don't think about it that far. As long as there is a suitable reason, paying the rent a little late is acceptable." Xiao Yi, who was standing aside, echoed.

After all, some things are unavoidable, and even if they are delayed for a month, it will not cause too much impact.

However, the little evil god acted like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and shouted nonchalantly: "What are we afraid of! Can they really drive us out? The worst that can happen is that we can just delay it first!" Then, she added recklessly: "Besides, if there is really no way, there will always be other ways to solve it!" Anyway, she is not the one who needs to pay the rent, so she will not worry about these problems.

Hearing this, Xiao Yi couldn't help but fall into deep thought, and began to conceive all kinds of strange plots in his mind. For example, "Mr. Landlord, I'm so sorry, this month's rent was squandered by that guy Xiao Xieshen, so now I can only repay you in another way..."

While Xiao Yi was daydreaming, Baiheling had already figured out how to deal with the little evil god. She turned her head expressionlessly and looked at Xiao Yi.

"Mr. Landlord?" Lily Ling suddenly called out.

"Ahem, what...what happened?" Xiao Yi suddenly came back to his senses.

Is it possible...

"What kind of punishment do you think should be given to the little evil god for his behavior?" Lily Ling asked directly.

Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment, and stammered, "I...me?"

"Come on, I'm used to it anyway." The little evil god shrugged indifferently with a stern look on his face.

Now, ordinary pain can't make the little evil god surrender.

After all, he has been beaten so many times that his skin is thick and tough and he is not afraid at all!

"This is easy." Xiao Yi cleared his throat, a sly look flashing in his eyes.

"The pain of having ten fingers piercing your heart? Do you know?"

"Ever heard of waterboarding?"

"We can even beat her hands into beef paste and then force her to eat it. It would be best to find out if there are any relatives there and steam it right in front of her..." Xiao Yi became more and more excited as he spoke.

However, at this point, he suddenly changed the subject and his tone became softer: "Of course, I'm just making a suggestion. Whether it will be implemented or not is not up to me to decide. I just hope that through some appropriate punishment, the little evil god can understand that there is a price to pay for her actions. I'm just making a suggestion, not a request." After saying that, Xiao Yi did not forget to put on some armor for fear of being misunderstood as the culprit who proposed the cruel punishment.

Sure enough, the next day, when Xiao Yi went to visit the little evil god again, the little evil god had lost his former arrogance. He looked listless, as if he had aged ten years overnight. He looked no longer like a demon and was still in a coma.

Lily Ling's rent problem had also been satisfactorily resolved after yesterday's discussion about punishment. Lily Ling overdrew some of her salary, and with all the pocket money from the little evil god, she was able to make up enough money for the rent.

Xiao Yi raised his foot and stomped hard twice on the little evil god who was still in a coma.

You can’t kill him anyway.

"If you can't even handle such a small matter, I really don't know what use you are. You should just team up with Satania from now on."

As night fell, the little evil god, who had been immersed in pain all day, finally slowly opened her heavy eyelids and gradually regained consciousness, but her head was still dizzy. She struggled to get up from the ground and subconsciously shouted, "Lily Ling? Where have you been?" The little evil god staggered around the room, but could not see Lily Ling.

"Lily Ling? Where are you? Did you run away secretly because you knew I owed a huge debt and were afraid of being implicated? Wuuuu, no, if you leave too, how can I repay this huge debt?"

Thinking of this, the little evil god became anxious like an ant on a hot pan, with tears welling up in his eyes.

I don’t want to be forced to sell my kidney!

Oh, right! Xiao Yi! He has money!

Just then, the little evil god suddenly caught a glimpse of a note on the table in the living room.

She rushed over, grabbed the note and read it carefully. It read:

"I have something urgent to deal with at home, and the landlord has returned with me. We will be back tomorrow. If you want to contact me, you can call the following number... In addition, my home address is... The landlord has prepared some food for you, just put it..."

After reading the note, the little evil god's heart finally settled down a little. She patted her chest and said to herself, "Oh, so that's how it is. I was worried for nothing. I thought all my shameful actions were discovered. Fortunately, they were not exposed."

However, when the little evil god looked up at the clock on the wall, an evil thought instantly came to his mind.

“Hehehe, but right now is the perfect time to set a trap, right? Maybe when Lily Ling and the others come back tomorrow, I can let them have a good taste of the ‘gift’ that this evil god has carefully prepared! Hahahahaha…”

As he spoke, the little evil god's face was filled with excitement. He muttered something to himself and began to rub his hands together. His eyes were shining and he looked eager to try.

However, at this moment, his rumbling stomach protested at an inopportune time. The little evil god touched his deflated belly and thought: I should find something to fill my stomach first. So he turned around and walked quickly to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door.

But when he saw what was in the refrigerator, he was stunned.

It was filled with dog food! What was going on? The little evil god stared at the dog food with wide eyes in disbelief, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart: Could it be that in this family, the dog is more important than me?

So what do I eat?

However, the little evil god was so hungry that he could not care about anything else and could only move to another place to continue looking for food.

(After dinner, I will set up a perfect trap, and then I will make those two people cry out in pain!) Thinking of this, the little evil god gritted his teeth.

"But when she searched the whole house, she found out sadly that not only was there no money at home, but even the food she bought yesterday was gone! What on earth is going on?"

At the same time, in another corner of the city, there was another scene in sharp contrast to the little evil god.

Xiao Yi had already prepared everything. The brand new property certificate, the shiny car license, and the certificate of status (after all, Tokyo is also Beijing) were neatly placed on the table. Moreover, Xiao Yi had dressed up carefully, wearing expensive brand-name clothing. After doing all this, he nodded with satisfaction and said to himself: "Well, these should be enough, right?"

"Does the landlord have to dress like this?"

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