I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Tell me what you want to know, whether it's a politician's scandal, a celebrity's gossip, early information about the next stock market, which company evaded taxes, or which local official was corrupt and you can blackmail him. Just tell me what you want to know."

Xiao Yi, who lost the game, said indifferently.

"Forget about this kind of news, we don't want to die yet." Hikigaya Hachiman complained.

"Just tell me a little secret, nothing too explosive, and it's best if it's between us and doesn't involve anyone else."

They were afraid that Xiao Yi would casually reveal something shocking. It might be just a trivial thing for Xiao Yi, but for them it might be an event that could trigger the end of the world.

If that were true, they would probably be thrown into Tokyo Bay to feed the fish the next day.

"Okay, I'll just say something casually." Xiao Yi thought for a moment and then said.

“I have drawn books before.”

"..."

The whole audience was silent, and everyone looked at Xiao Yi in surprise, as if time had stopped.

"Why don't you react?" Xiao Yi looked at everyone with confusion, not understanding why they were so quiet.

"Because this news is better than we thought." Hikigaya Hachiman wiped the non-existent sweat from his head and said with relief.

"At least it won't lead to us not being forced to commit suicide."

"Oh, I'm glad you don't mind." Xiao Yi shrugged, indicating that he didn't care.

"By the way, what book is it? Can you tell me so that the brothers can criticize it?"

"There is a very normal book. I drew it casually when I was bored." Xiao Yi answered casually.

"Who is the protagonist?" Azusagawa Sakuta suddenly asked.

"Hikigaya Hachiman." Xiao Yi answered without hesitation.

"Me?" Hikigaya Hachiman raised his head with a shocked expression and looked at Xiao Yi in disbelief.

"Where is the heroine?" Azusagawa Sakuta noticed something was wrong and asked again.

"Didn't I tell you, Hikigaya Hachiman?"

"He was the one that got stabbed."

Xiao Yi continued playing cards as if nothing had happened.

"..." The whole audience fell silent again, with shock written on everyone's face.

"Where's the hero?"

"First-person immersive experience. What? You want a number?"

"I don't want to think about it anymore, I don't want to think about it anymore..."

………………

It’s 6 o’clock now, and the so-called summer festival has reached its final stage…

"There are a lot more stalls on this road." Xiao Yi was taking notes along the way with a form in hand.

"There are so many, the school is probably full of them." Xiao Yi muttered.

"And what are you doing?"

Xiao Yi suddenly turned around and looked at Gabriel who was following closely behind him and asked.

Gabriel followed Xiao Yi closely, and immediately extended her hand when she saw Xiao Yi noticed her.

"Lend me your student union dog tags."

"what?"

"I heard that you in the student union can eat and drink for free." Gabriel blinked.

"How could this happen! How could the Student Union do such a thing!" Xiao Yi shouted angrily.

Gabriel pointed at Xiao Yi and said, "What can you put on the barbecue?"

Xiao Yi blushed, and quickly hid the barbecue in his hand behind his back, saying righteously: "This is not free food and drinks, this is a gift from them to me! It is an important part of interpersonal relationships, do you understand!"

"How can this be called bribery!" Xiao Yi looked at Gabriel.

"This is called human relations!"

"You remember I saw the form too, it shows all the tributes that were not paid to you, right?" Gabriel said with certainty. She pointed at the form in Xiao Yi's hand with a smug smile on her face.

"Don't talk nonsense. Here, this skewer of grilled gluten is for you. Have fun with it."

Xiao Yi sighed helplessly and could only take out a skewer from the barbecue and hand it to Gabriel.

"You're just here to send away beggars. Give me a few more strings!" Gabriel glared at Xiao Yi unhappily and stretched out her hand to ask him for more.

Xiao Yi looked at his bag with heartache. There were only about twenty strings left in it. He gritted his teeth, took out three more strings and handed them to Gabriel.

"Thank you~" Gabriel happily took the roasted gluten and began to chew it.

Xiao Yi sighed helplessly, thought for a moment and suddenly asked:

"What is our class doing?"

"Vinate and I prepared some barbecue and opened a shop with Raphael and Satania."

Xiao Yi: "Then why didn't you go to help? Wouldn't you be able to eat it too?"

"I went there, sold 10 skewers, I ate 7, and then I was kicked out. Vinate is really stingy." Gabriel pouted her lips and complained unhappily. She felt that Vinate was too mean to let her continue eating.

"That's not surprising." Xiao Yi nodded in agreement, showing his understanding and recognition. After all, if Gabriel was not kicked out, with her consumption level, it is estimated that not only would they not make any money that day, they would even lose money.

"Would you like to treat me to a meal?" Gabriel suddenly asked with an expectant expression on her face.

"No." Xiao Yi answered without hesitation. He didn't want to spend money to treat this foodie anymore.

……

After a moment of silence, Xiao Yi suddenly seemed to remember something and asked Gabriel, "How much money do you have left?"

"There's still some left, so I don't have to beg for food." Gabriel said with some pride.

Xiao Yi continued to ask: "How many are there exactly?"

"It's enough for us to spend anyway. Why are you asking so many questions?" Gabriel replied dissatisfiedly.

Xiao Yi shook his head helplessly, but decided not to ask any further questions.

After a while, Xiao Yi spoke again: "Are you interested in helping me become a god?"

"What? You want to ascend?" Gabriel looked at Xiao Yi with confusion.

"Forget it if you don't want to help."

"If it doesn't work, I'll take you up there later." Gabriel said.

It is still possible to bring someone to heaven.

"Forget it, just go up and activate it." Xiao Yi sighed.

"Hey, what are you two talking about?" Raphael suddenly came out from the side.

"Let's talk about Gabriel again. From now on, her daily expenses will be 700 yen. How many days will it take from now until she is starving?" Xiao Yi replied with a smile.

Gabriel: "Don't worry about that. I'm sure I won't starve to death. After all, we still have a minimum living allowance, although I've put most of it into the game."

"Play less games, kid." Xiao Yi reached out and touched Gabriel's head.

"You've played games for longer than me, what right do you have to criticize me?" Gabriel rolled her eyes.