I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Otherwise, how can they say they are professionals..." Xiao Yi couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the jar containing the ghost in his hand.

Xiao Yi originally planned to bury this thing casually, but before he could finish his words, the world suddenly appeared and took the jar. Then, the world began to absorb it rapidly.

“Beyond Heaven?”

"What was it?" Xiao Yi asked puzzledly.

[Stand Evolution Conditions]

[Condition 1: Stand: World]

"I have this." Xiao Yi nodded.

[Condition 2: A trustworthy friend.]

"This is a bit difficult!" Xiao Yi felt a little troubled.

[Condition three: 36 extremely evil souls.]

"This is easy. We can just find a prison to accomplish it." Xiao Yi said.

[Condition 4: Fourteen secret words.]

"I don't remember clearly, but I can think about it slowly."

[Don't think about it, Dio's has nothing to do with you, I'm going to help you sort it out.]

[Condition 5: The courage to give up the substitute.]

Hearing this, Xiao Yi frowned and fell into deep thought.

[Condition 6: Go to Happy Boy Airport and find a good angle to wait for the new moon…]

……

"The courage to abandon your substitute..." Xiao Yi murmured softly.

[If the world is gone, just use the Crimson King and the White Snake. ] The system prompt sounded.

"The point is that I don't want to throw it away! I've been using it since I was a child, and I'm very familiar with it." Xiao Yi said with a frown.

"And finding a close friend who is worthy of trust is a bit difficult, Gabriel..." Xiao Yi said after thinking for a moment.

[Best friends are guaranteed to be free of desires, have no desire for power, fame, or money, and regard God's laws as everything...] the system added.

"Gialu?" Xiao Yi suddenly asked.

[Well, it seems like you do look like one, but I don’t think you are a god, do you? ]

"Then kill the god and let the angel convert. If that doesn't work, use the white snake to force a close friend out." Xiao Yi said in a firm tone.

"Go back first and talk about it later." Xiao Yi said and turned to leave.

[It's okay. In fact, the author has prepared a backup plan. If it really doesn't work, just use the backup plan.] The system comforted.

(As for Made in Heaven, it is already in the plan. I plan to try Requiem first, but I don’t know which one is better.)

……

"What are you doing here?" Xiao Yi, who had just returned home, saw Sakurajima Mai standing in a strange posture with her back to him.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Yi asked curiously.

"Yoga." Sakurajima Mai answered unhappily. She sensed Xiao Yi's inner thoughts from his expression.

This kid is definitely thinking the wrong way.

“Why do you do yoga?”

"Lose weight! Keep in shape!" Mai Sakurajima said gritting her teeth.

Because she has been staying at home recently, her exercise has been greatly reduced, and she has consumed a lot of high-calorie foods. Today, she measured her weight on a whim. The result surprised her. Although it was not much increase, it was still increase. So she rolled up her bedding without hesitation and went to the living room to practice yoga.

"What are you looking at? Come and help me quickly." Sakurajima Mai said shyly with her back to Xiao Yi, her cheeks slightly flushed.

Xiao Yi couldn't help but twitch his mouth a few times, thinking: What's going on? Why did she suddenly become so shy? However, he was still happy to help. So, he walked carefully behind Sakurajima Mai and asked softly, "What should I do?"

Mai Sakurajima took a deep breath, tried to calm herself down, and then said, "First, help me stretch my back muscles." After that, she began to adjust her body posture.

Xiao Yi reached out his hand, gently pinched her shoulders, and slowly pressed down. However, when he applied force, Sakurajima Mai suddenly cried out in pain: "Ah... Be gentle, you want to murder me!"

"I know, I know." Then, Xiao Yi reduced the strength in his hands.

With Xiao Yi's help, Mai Sakurajima successfully completed a set of yoga moves. She was panting with a satisfied smile on her face. Seeing her, Xiao Yi couldn't help but laugh and asked, "How is it, do you feel better?"

Sakurajima Mai rolled her eyes at him and said coquettishly, "Stop talking nonsense." Then, she changed her posture and said to Xiao Yi, "Can you give a massage?"

"Well, I learned a little bit from the movies."

"Then try it."

Mai Sakurajima closed her eyes.

Xiao Yi hadn’t finished speaking, it wasn’t a good movie, but in this case, it shouldn’t be a big deal.

"Okay." After Xiao Yi responded, he walked to Sakurajima Mai, squatted down and began to massage her legs.

"Wait, where are you touching?" After Xiao Yi had been operating for an unknown period of time, Sakurajima Mai, who had been immersed in it, suddenly reacted and quickly pushed Xiao Yi's hand away.

"Massage." Xiao Yi squatted beside him and explained with a smile.

"Where did you learn that?" Sakurajima Mai looked at him resentfully.

"In the phone, I think she called me something like auntie?" Xiao Yi pretended to think about it.

"And why don't you follow the plot above."

Hearing this, Sakurajima Mai almost laughed out of anger, thinking: I know right from the moment I heard it that this is definitely not a serious plot!

Mai Sakurajima rolled her eyes and complained in her heart: If you want me to follow the plot, you have to at least let me read the script first... cough cough cough, there is absolutely no way I can follow the plot!

"Press again! This time, you press wherever I tell you to!" Sakurajima Mai changed to a comfortable sitting position, stretched out her two slender legs in front of Xiao Yi, and said coquettishly.

"Okay." Xiao Yi nodded helplessly.

Xiao Yi began to massage her according to Sakurajima Mai's instructions. His hands kneaded her leg muscles gently but forcefully.

"Hmm...comfortable..." Sakurajima Mai made a satisfied sound.

"This seems to be no different from what I just did..."

"Don't think about it, there is no plot development." Sakurajima Mai said with a blushing face as she looked at Xiao Yi who was daydreaming.

"Okay, help me stretch my legs. I'm going to do gymnastics later."

Xiao Yi pressed down on Sakurajima Mai's legs, feeling the softness of her legs, and couldn't help but have some amorous thoughts in his heart.

I couldn't help but push forward again, and their faces were getting closer and closer...

"Don't press forward any further, or your legs will break!"

Xiao Yi quickly let go and helped her rub her calves.

"Okay, okay, that's almost it." Sakurajima Mai stood up and stretched her muscles.

"Do you still want to do gymnastics?" Xiao Yi asked.

"Well, I've gained weight recently, so I need to exercise more." Sakurajima Mai said as she did some stretching exercises.

"Actually, I think it's good for you to be like this. There's no need to work so hard." Xiao Yi said with a smile.

"No, I don't want to get fat." Sakurajima Mai shook her head. "Besides, gymnastics is good for the body and can help keep me in shape."

"Why don't you exercise? You've been eating a lot of calories lately, right?"

"I, I don't get fat easily."

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It's over. We have to have military training for 20 days. The weather is terrible and there is not enough time. I can't update the novel. Fortunately, I have enough manuscripts to last for 20 days.

I was originally planning to get a haircut, and they asked me if I wanted a buzz cut. I had never had one before, and I didn't know what a buzz cut was. They said to cut it shorter, so I thought it would be the same as normal, and then they shaved off all my hair.