I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy
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another world.
This is not Chen Yu’s original world.
The chat group content is displayed.
Since this operation severely harmed civilians, he entered the probation period and was detained...
So there is nothing I can do now.
"I'm so stupid, really..."
"I only knew that the guy could travel through time, so I thought he was the stowaway we wanted to catch, so I didn't investigate much. But I didn't know that the guy actually had a hat..."
"It's only level one, but it's still a hat..."
I used to have vegetables and meat at home, but now I am in a dark room, eating steamed buns, swallowing pickles, and drinking soup with not much rice...
Like a prisoner in a labor camp.
But fortunately, there is a chat group to chat with, which avoids boredom...
Chen Yu opened the chat group and suddenly felt like the sky was falling.
[This group chat has been disbanded due to suspected sensitive topics...]
[Please rebuild the chat group after 29 days...]
Chen Yu quickly scrolled through the chat history and felt like his head was exploding.
For some reason, Xiaoyu became like a madman, and started to criticize everyone in the group, from the gods to the ordinary people. And her criticisms hit the pain points precisely, and she knew everyone very well.
And he would send a pornographic photo after every two words, and the rhythm never stopped, with 99+ messages in the group.
Just like that, Xiaoyu successfully sent the chat group away.
Chen Yu soothed his mood...
It's okay, just take a deep breath...
It’s okay, it’s just the 29th day, and I can just create a new group then…
Suddenly, another message popped up on Chen Yu’s panel.
[Your detention period has changed from one month to three months...]
[Did you offend someone?]
"I cnm!"
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Xiao Yi looked at the blocked group and nodded with satisfaction.
[There is nothing left for us to worry about.]
Xiao Yi's mouth corners slightly raised, with a faint smile. He raised the wine glass, took a sip of wine, then put the glass down and shouted to the waiter not far away: "Waiter, pay the bill."
When the hotel waiter approached, Xiao Yi said again: "Please issue an invoice."
However, the waiter shook his head and said softly, "Sir, someone has already paid for you."
Hearing this news, Xiao Yi was stunned, with a puzzled expression on his face, muttering to himself: "Who is so resentful?"
Before the waiter could point out who paid the bill, Xiao Yi quickly turned his head and his eyes fell accurately on Yukinoshita Haruno who was sitting in the distance.
At this time, Yukinoshita Haruno was waving her hands towards him.
......
(Forget it, I don’t want to play today.)
Xiao Yi did not respond, but stood up and prepared to leave. At this moment, Yukinoshita Haruno ran over and said, "Wait a minute."
Xiao Yi stopped, turned around slowly, and looked at Yukinoshita Haruno.
Yukinoshita Haruno smiled and said, "Aren't you going to thank me?"
Xiao Yi shrugged and replied, "The company will pay for it later and it won't be on my account."
When Yukinoshita Haruno heard this, she couldn't help but laugh out loud. She said jokingly, "Look at what you said, it's as if the company's money is not its own."
Xiao Yi frowned, looked at Yukinoshita Haruno in confusion, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Yukinoshita Haruno showed a helpless expression on her face. She sighed and explained, "I can't help it. I want to drink, but it's not convenient to go home alone, so I want to ask you for a favor. How about this, I'll buy this order for you, and then take me home later?"
Xiao Yi refused without hesitation: "Not very good."
Seeing this, Yukinoshita Haruno immediately started to act coquettishly towards Xiao Yi. She said softly: "Hey, please help your sister. What if my sister gets drunk and her body is picked up by passers-by?" After saying that, she did not forget to gently hit Xiao Yi's shoulder with her hand.
Xiao Yi responded jokingly: "What if I pick it up?"
Yukinoshita Haruno blinked and smiled playfully: "Just pick it up if you can. We are so familiar with each other, so what's the big deal?" As she said that, she gently touched Xiao Yi with her elbow, as if they were close friends.
Xiao Yi shook his head helplessly and replied casually: "Whatever."
After getting Xiao Yi's consent, Yukinoshita Haruno smiled happily, then proudly picked up the wine glass and took another sip of wine.
Seeing Yukinoshita Haruno drinking so heartily, Xiao Yi couldn't help but feel a little worried. He gently advised, "Drink less. It's not good for your health."
However, Yukinoshita Haruno waved her hand nonchalantly, gave a wry smile, and said softly: "It's okay, sister, I'm used to it." Her tone revealed helplessness and fatigue, but she still tried to keep smiling.
"What's wrong? Are you too worried, or something?" Xiao Yi opened a bottle of wine.
[Don't drink, you'll be driving later.]
After hearing the system's reminder, Xiao Yi poured the wine in the glass to Yukinoshita Haruno.
"It's all your fault. Why did you hold a meeting for no reason? And you were so intimate with Yukino in public. Now a bunch of people have been sent to my house. I'm so busy." Yukinoshita Haruno complained. She took the wine glass handed to her by Xiao Yi and drank it all in one gulp. Her eyes were slightly red, and she was obviously a little drunk.
Xiao Yi listened quietly to Yukinoshita Haruno's complaints, without much expression on his face. He just responded lightly: "Oh." His voice was calm and gentle, as if he didn't care about these things.
Yukinoshita Haruno was slightly stunned. She looked at Xiao Yi's reaction, just smiled faintly, and shook her head.
"To be honest, brother Yi, I suddenly realized that we are quite suitable for each other. You see, we are both good at pretending, both actors, both say what we say and think what we think..." Yukinoshita Haruno muttered to herself while drinking. Her eyes became blurred, as if she had lost focus.
"Why are we so similar? But why do you and Yukino have a much better relationship?" Yukinoshita Haruno complained.
(Maybe you didn’t act as well as I did.)
"But then again, if it weren't for Yukino, would we have been able to be together?" There was some regret in Yukinoshita Haruno's tone.
"Are you drunk?" Xiao Yi patted Yukinoshita Haruno's shoulder. (Actually, Yukino won't affect our relationship.)
Yukinoshita Haruno fainted directly on the table.
"To be honest, with our acting skills, if we didn't do business, we could probably pursue our dreams in the entertainment industry." Xiao Yi shook his head.
Xiao Yi had no choice but to carry the person and was about to go out. Suddenly, several eyes were looking at him. Xiao Yi didn't care. Just as he was about to go out, about three or four strong men walked over.
Looking at the people walking over with malicious eyes, Xiao Yi sighed.
"Why are there still people looking at me with malicious eyes? Maybe they are looking at the wrong person?"
"Brother, this is the one we'll target first..." One of them, who looked like a gangster and a leader, came over and tried to touch Xiao Yi's head.
Before anyone could finish, Xiao Yi said, "It's my turn. Activate the skill - Time Stop!"
Everything around him became still. Xiao Yi came to the man he controlled, took the card out of his hand, used his ability to modify his memory, put the card back into his hand, and finally released the time stop.
After time resumed flowing, the sturdy man who had blocked Xiao Yi before punched his companion beside him. The other people did the same, and they began to attack each other, and the scene was once in chaos.
Looking at the scene of the fratricide in front of him, Xiao Yi couldn't help but laugh and shook his head: "A bunch of idiots."
(I don’t have to pay for it anyway.)
Afterwards, Xiao Yi took out his cell phone, called the police, and then turned and left the scene.
After Xiao Yi walked out of the bar, he got into the car and left Yukinoshita Haruno directly on the back seat.
Then he sat in the driver's seat and started the car.
At this time, Yukinoshita Haruno, who was half awake at the back, slowly opened her eyes.
As a frequent drinker, she had long since learned how to sober up quickly. Although she drank a little too much today, she was not completely drunk.
"Where should I leave you..." Xiao Yi looked at the steering wheel and pretended not to notice that Yukinoshita Haruno had woken up.
After a moment of silence, Xiao Yi said softly: "Let me send you home."
Hearing this, Yukinoshita Haruno smiled helplessly in her heart.
(By the way, where is your home?) Xiao Yi seems to have never been there.
[Look at the phone.]
Xiao Yi opened his mobile phone and saw a new navigation software.
(What the hell.)
[We have our own navigation, our own talents, and our own research and development.]
On the other side, Yukinoshita Haruno...
As expected, Xiao Yi is indeed trustworthy.
Xiao Yi also opened the car.
"Which one is the clutch? The one in the middle?"
Before Yukinoshita Haruno could figure out what was happening, the car suddenly started to move quickly, jolted a bit, and almost caused Yukinoshita Haruno to fall.
Yukinoshita Yono: "..."
Well, not very trustworthy in some ways.
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