I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"No matter how you look at it, the little evil god seems to be lying." Minos said while scratching his head and sighing helplessly.

"There's nothing we can do. It's Zhou Yu fighting Huang Gai. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten. What else can we do?" Xiao Yi responded nonchalantly while chewing something in his mouth.

"What are you eating?" Minos asked curiously.

"Beef jerky, do you want to try it?" Xiao Yi generously handed over the beef jerky in his hand.

Minos: ...

Time passed quickly and it was the next morning.

"System, what on earth are these messy applications on my phone?" Xiao Yi stared at the phone screen, asking with a puzzled look on his face.

"Why don't I remember downloading this stuff?"

[I packed these for you.]

Xiao Yi continued to swipe his phone.

"What the hell are these?"

[These are all software independently developed by this system~]

[Our goal is to become the Japanese version of Penguin in your phone! Hehe, this system is going to start working hard!]

"What the hell is this?" Xiao Yi was confused and felt very puzzled.

[Of course, it was the result of the discussion at the last meeting.]

“Is this the result of the discussion?”

[Not completely, and there is still a part that has not been agreed upon, so we probably need to discuss it again.]

[Do you have any suggestions? I can edit them directly here.]

"What opinion can I have? Just play with it as you like." Xiao Yi opened the software.

What comes to you is the shake advertisement...

"Okay, it seems you have learned the essence."

In the afternoon, the sun cast mottled shadows through the leaves on the campus. Xiao Yi walked while flipping through his phone to check the comments on the system software.

"Yes, this software is very useful, but there are too many ads."

"Well, it's really not bad."

“The user only gave a 5-star rating and did not leave a comment.”

"If you don't understand, then I'm asking, is your advertising detection based on heartbeats or the rotation of the earth?"

"Very good. I hope there will be more good software like this!" Seeing this, Xiao Yi nodded with satisfaction.

It seems that the system has indeed hired a lot of water army.

"No buddy, how come there are your ads even on the H website!"

Overall, these comments are pretty good and Xiao Yi is quite satisfied with them.

Xiao Yi suddenly felt someone pressing against him, pushing him against the wall. Xiao Yi raised his head and saw Kitahara Iori with a serious look on his face.

"Are you sick?" Xiao Yi said helplessly.

"Xiao Yi! Teach us how to pick up girls!"

Kitahara Iori excitedly pushed Xiao Yi against the wall and said loudly. Behind him, in addition to the person with golden hair like Xiao Yi, there were two other people standing.

Ever since he had that wonderful thing called authority, Xiao Yi no longer needed the help of the system to open the box.

At this time, he noticed two people beside Kitahara Iori, one named Shinichiro Yamamoto and the other was Motomu Nojima.

"No, I'm very busy now." Xiao Yi made up a reason and refused directly.

"And why are you looking for me?" Kitahara Iori turned his head and looked at Nojima Motoko and Yamamoto Shinichiro, but they didn't react at all, as if this matter had nothing to do with them.

Shinichiro Yamamoto and Moto Nojima looked at each other...

Stop talking, I get scared when I see the red sleeves on that person’s shoulders!

You just said you were going to find someone, you didn't say you were going to find someone from the Student Union! And someone from the Discipline Department!

You are simply courting death by asking the discipline officer to help you find a woman! Aren't you afraid that they will directly record your score?

"Please help me anyway!" Kitahara Iori shouted at the top of his lungs.

Otherwise, they would definitely bury me alive!

"So, may I ask, what are you busy with now?" asked Imamura Kohei thoughtfully.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"If we are willing to help, could you please give us some advice and teach us what we should do?" Imamura Kohei responded with an extremely serious and earnest expression.

"Please, we all dream of successfully picking up girls!"

"Well..." Xiao Yi pondered for a moment.

"Please, senior! Please help us!" Nojima Motoshi and Yamamoto Shinichiro knelt on their knees without hesitation and begged bitterly.

"OK then."

Xiao Yi finally nodded and agreed. After all, it is a good thing to have a few more people to help with the work.

"Great!" Nojima Moto excitedly stood up from the ground and asked impatiently, "So, senior, what are you busy with?"

Xiao Yi replied calmly, "It's just a notice."

"Recently, many people on campus have reported that some male students are wandering around the campus in just a pair of shorts, oblivious to the people around them. This behavior has seriously damaged the good atmosphere of our school and even alarmed the principal..."

After Nojima Moto and Yamamoto Shinichiro exchanged a glance, they turned their gazes directly to Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei who looked nervous...

"Now the principal has directly issued an order to conduct a thorough investigation into the matter!" Xiao Yi said in a serious tone, while taking out a round object from his pocket.

"This is the school's official seal! With this in hand, I can kill any streaker I find without asking for permission! I can also expel them directly!"

……

Xiao Yi looked at Imamura Kohei and Kitahara Iori expressionlessly...

"Is it hot today? Why are you two sweating so much?"

"No! No! No!" Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei were so scared that they waved their hands repeatedly.

However, Shinichiro Yamamoto and Motoshi Nojima showed meaningful smiles.

For the sake of my own future happy life, I have to temporarily let these two good friends down!

"We got it!" Just as Nojima Motoko and Yamamoto Shinichiro were about to finish their words, Imamura Kohei and Kitahara Iori quickly covered their mouths one by one.

"You know too much..."

German back throw!!!

Immediately afterwards, there was a loud “bang” and Shinichiro Yamamoto and Motoshi Nojima fell heavily to the ground, and then fell into a very “peaceful” sleep.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Yi pretended to know nothing and continued watching the show.

"It's okay, it's okay, they are just too tired!" Kitahara Iori tried his best to explain.

"Yes, yes, let them rest early!" Imamura Kohei immediately expressed the same meaning.

"It's up to you guys, just help me post the notice."

Xiao Yi handed the notice to them, and Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei began to post the notice on campus.

"Huh...finally finished." Imamura Kohei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yeah, I'm so tired." Kitahara Iori wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"But can we really learn how to pick up girls by doing this?" asked Kohei Imamura with some doubt.

"How do you know if you don't try? Let me see how many girls are around that boy." Kitahara Iori was full of confidence.

"Well done." Xiao Yi thought the two were good people and made the announcement.

"You can teach us now!"

"Of course, but I really have nothing to teach you." Xiao Yi waved his hand.