I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

Chapter 17: Little Evil God, Don’t Make Trouble

"But don't worry, the aura of that evil spirit is very similar to Xiao Yijun, almost exactly the same, and it will not harm Xiao Yijun." Thor said to Xiao Lin's worried expression.

"Really? I'm glad nothing happened..." Kobayashi breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, Ayi had been with me for so many years, watching me grow from a college student to graduation, to finding a job, and then becoming a social animal...

Forget it, don't think about these sad things...

Xiao Yi came downstairs...

Just as I was about to knock on the door, I heard the sound of a chainsaw and screams from inside...

Knock, knock, knock... (knock on the door)

"Is Miss Lily Ling here?"

As soon as he opened the door, Xiao Yi saw the beautiful girl Garden Lily Bell who was smiling at him but was covered in blood and wearing Gothic Lolita clothes and holding a chainsaw in her hand. Behind Lily Bell was a disabled snake that had lost both hands and was slowly approaching Lily Bell.

"Ahem (cough) Hi, Lily Ling..." Although Xiao Yi was talking to Lily Ling, his eyes were always on the little evil god behind him...

The little evil god quietly crawled forward, and when it reached a certain position, it suddenly jumped up with the help of its tail...

"Hahaha, Lily Ling, you never expected that! You were careless!"

"You think I'm no longer a threat now that I've lost my hands! You're totally wrong! I still have my tail!"

"Prepare to die, Lily Ling! Take my little evil god's flying kick!"

But Lily Ling turned around, grabbed the tail and threw it into the house.

"Don't come out and embarrass yourself," Lily Ling said to the little evil god with a gloomy face.

The little evil god nodded frantically.

But when Lily Ling turned her head back, the little evil god showed his evil smile again and continued to crawl towards Lily Ling...

This time, Lily Ling seemed to be unaware of this, and Xiao Yi said gently:

"Mr. Landlord, you are here. The money is ready. Please wait for me to get it."

"Die, Garden Lily Bell! Take my kick, little evil god!" The little evil god who crawled over jumped up again and said.

Lily Ling still had a smiling expression on her face. She turned around, pulled out a knife that she didn't know where it was and cut off the little evil god's tail.

"Ah! It hurts, it hurts!" The little evil god screamed madly after being hit by a knife, and kept spinning in circles. Unfortunately, the little evil god had lost his hands at this time and had no way to grab the tail.

"Don't mess with the sandwich sauce..." Lily Ling said with a smile.

This time, Lily Ling showed no mercy. She directly chopped off the little evil god's head and kicked it away, hitting the bedroom door.

"I'm sorry, the landlord has offended you."

Lily Bell bowed and apologized, "This Sandwich Sauce is too naughty. I will discipline her."

"I will clean up the bloodstains in the room."

"It's okay, it's okay. You guys like to play tricks, and I like to watch too..."

"Please wait a moment, landlord." Lily Ling went back to the bedroom to get the rent, and the little evil god who was kicked at the door just blinked towards the house...

In less than a moment, Lily Ling came out of the room with an envelope in her hand with a name written on it. Lily Ling handed it directly to Xiao Yi.

"It's all in there." Lily Ling said.

"Well, I'll be leaving first. Remember to clean the room..." Xiao Yi turned around and wanted to go somewhere else...

"Please wait a moment," Lily Ling shouted, leaving Xiao Yi behind, and took out a knife, aiming it at the snake body under the body left by the little evil god and cutting it several times.

Then he took out a bag, picked some and put them in the bag and handed it to Xiao Yi.

"Please accept it, Mr. Landlord. Consider it an apology. After all, you have to see such a bloody scene..." said Lily Ling.

"Okay." Xiao Yi took the snake meat, thanked him and left...

Finally, there were only a few houses left, and Xiao Yi collected the rent one by one. After collecting the rent, Xiao Yi returned to the room and looked at the snake meat in his hand...

(How do you eat this?) Xiao Yi thought...

System: [The cooking method has been matched...]

"Actually, that's not necessary." Xiao Yi looked at the "world".

"Will you do it?"

Affirmation from the World...

system:"……"

Xiao Yi directly opened the purse and handed the money inside to "The World", and then counted it with the help of "The World" at super fast speed.

The World nodded to indicate that the money was sufficient.

"Haha! My "world" is omnipotent!"

[Is this how you use a stand-in?]

[What I gave you is a substitute, not an intelligent butler!]

"Don't worry, don't worry, I think this is good." Xiao Yi lay on the sofa in a position closer to the kitchen. After all, the range of "World" was only 10 meters.

And the "world" is naturally in the kitchen cooking snake meat.

"I like this kind of quiet life." Xiao Yi lay on the sofa...

"Si~Did I just plant a flag for myself?"

[How do you say that?]

"I remember that in novels, whenever the protagonist or supporting character says this, then... "

[Oh, you guessed it right!]

"Don't mess with me..." Xiao Yi had just sighed and said this when "World" came out of the kitchen with a serving of pepper and salt snake steak rice in his hand.

Xiao Yi tasted it and commented: "It's okay, better than I thought."

Open your phone and check the group...

Baiyin Yuxing: @All members, you have 10 minutes left!

Baiyin Yuxing: @ The deadline for all members is approaching!

Xiao Yi: Stop rushing me, everyone has voted.

Sakuta Azusagawa: I voted a long time ago.

Hikigaya Hachiman: I’ve already voted.

Xiao Yi: Eh? Where's An Yilun?

Akitomo: In the hospital...

Xiao Yi: What’s going on?

Akitomo: I have a stomachache...

Hikigaya Hachiman: What did you eat?