I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Hmm?" Yukinoshita Yukino looked puzzled.

"Your sister challenged me to a drinking contest today with an offer I couldn't refuse. You know I'm a person who will do anything to achieve my goals." Xiao Yi waved his hands helplessly.

"So I secretly mixed some white wine into her glass."

"my words……"

"I opened five bottles and drank half of them. I put the remaining four bottles of imported wine away and will find a place to pour them later."

The corners of Yukinoshita Yukino's mouth trembled.

As expected of you.

At this moment, Xiao Yi's hand suddenly touched up and kept wandering on Yukinoshita Yukino's legs.

Yukinoshita Yukino felt his touch and her heart was throbbing, but she was not angry. She smiled and said, "Xiao Yijun, are you trying to do something bad while you're drunk? But I'm driving now, you don't want to get into trouble on the road, do you?"

"Alright alright……"

"If you really want to, at least wait until you get home."

“There’s no chance after I get home.”

Xiao Yi sighed.

I am destined to be a worker!

[Host! Host! The wild monsters have spawned! It's time to go and kill them!]

[The jungle has been refreshed!]

[Part-time job! Part-time job! Part-time job!]

"Okay, I know, I know, I know. Where is it?"

[What a coincidence, I happened to be on Ms. Yukinoshita Haruno's way home.]

[You can still be a hero and save the damsel in distress now.]

Hearing the system's answer, Xiao Yi's mouth curled up into a smile: "Hero saves the beauty?"

"Not interested in."

"It's better to eliminate the threat immediately before it appears."

"I'm afraid I don't have time tonight. I have to go and deal with some minor threats for your sister." Xiao Yi touched Yukinoshita Yukino's head...

"Will there be any problem?" Yukinoshita Yukino pulled Xiao Yi's hand.

"It's just a small fly. You go home first and I'll get rid of the insect." Xiao Yi closed the car door, waved with a smile, and said goodbye to Xue No.

"System, lead the way!"

[Turn back…]

[Forget it, it's too troublesome, just find a wire and flow it directly.]

the other side.

On the road to the sea.

Yukinoshita Haruno was walking home alone. The night was getting darker, and the street lights were illuminating her lonely figure. She held a bottle of milk in her hand and sipped it gently, trying to use this sweet liquid to dispel the depression in her heart.

As the alcohol slowly dissipated from her body, her thoughts became clearer. She had originally thought that the relationship between her sister Xue Nai and Xiao Yi would develop gradually, but she had not expected it to develop so quickly. This sudden change caught her off guard.

At least give me some time to prepare!

I haven't prepared anything yet, how far have you guys progressed?

It's so depressing.

She sighed silently in her heart, with a helpless smile on her face. She felt like a bystander, watching the relationship between the two develop rapidly, while she was still stuck in the same place.

……

The person in front...

This dressing style and hairstyle...

it's wired……

He is too sloppy and looks too casual.

"Hi, Sister Yangno, you are here too?" Xiao Yi patted Yukinoshita Yangno's shoulder from behind and said with a smile.

"Ah!" Yukinoshita Haruno was so frightened that the milk in her hand fell to the ground and accidentally got on some parts of her body.

When she turned around and saw that it was Xiao Yi, Yukinoshita Haruno finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Yukinoshita Haruno patted her chest and said in a somewhat annoyed tone: "You scared me to death. Didn't you get in the car? Why did you come to find me?"

Xiao Yi shrugged and said, "Sister Yang Nai, you haven't given me the photo you promised me yet."

Yukinoshita Haruno was stunned when she heard this, then smiled awkwardly and said, "Have you ever seen anyone take a photo of themselves in a swimsuit when they go out?

There was no way I could have been too confident in my drinking capacity, and I didn’t expect that I would fail so badly.

Xiao Yi smiled indifferently and said, "Don't you have a few photos in your phone?"

Yukinoshita Haruno shook her head helplessly and said, "I only have one photo on my phone."

A sly light flashed in Xiao Yi's eyes, and he said, "How about this, you compensate me with a few that are not yours."

Yukinoshita Haruno was a little hesitant, but seeing Xiao Yi's expectant eyes, she finally nodded and said, "Okay, I happen to have two of Yukino's here, just consider it as compensation."

"But who is this person in front of us?" They both turned their eyes to the strange person who only noticed them.

Under the light of the street lamp, the miserable face and the tattered clothes on the body attracted a lot of attention.

[Caribbean]

[Captain of the Caribou Pirates, bounty of 2 million berries. User of the natural swamp fruit. Known as "Wet Hair" Caribou...]

(Having said that, I just remembered that I still have some Baileys left in my pocket that I haven’t spent yet) Xiao Yi suddenly thought of this.

At this moment, he looked alert, holding a pistol tightly in his hand...

Caribou suddenly pointed his gun at Yukinoshita Haruno, his eyes flashing with murderous intent. Haruno was startled by his sudden action and took a step back involuntarily. However, when Caribou came closer and saw Haruno's face, he seemed to hesitate and then turned the gun towards Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi: “?”

Caribou asked coldly, "Where is this? Which island in that sea?" His voice was full of threat and impatience.

I was on the boat just now, and I ended up here for no apparent reason...

[Host! Go! Fuck him!]

(Wait a moment, let this guy take action first and show off his abilities, then it would be best if he attacks me, otherwise I don’t want Yukinoshita Haruno to misunderstand me as a murderer or something like that.)

"I refuse to answer."

Hearing this, Caribou's brows furrowed. He obviously didn't expect Xiao Yi to answer like this, and a hint of anger flashed in his eyes.

"Don't you see the gun in my hand?" Caribou roared, his finger tightly gripping the trigger as if he would shoot again at any time.

Xiao Yi seemed not to have heard it. He still maintained a calm expression, with a hint of disdain in his eyes. He raised his hand slightly, as if ready to deal with Caribou's attack at any time.

He snorted coldly and pulled the trigger suddenly.

If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with a drink!

"Wait a minute, sir, are you unhappy about something? You can tell us there is no need to do this." Yukinoshita Haruno tried to persuade.

"Bang!" A gunshot broke the silent air.

"what!"

The deafening sound of gunfire made Yukinoshita Haruno squat down with her head in her hands. She closed her eyes in fear, her body trembling, not daring to imagine what would happen next.

Yukinoshita Haruno is very smart and clever, but she is just an ordinary person after all.

But Xiao Yi seemed to be prepared. He stretched out his fingers and gently pinched the bullet that was shot at him. This scene made Caribu's eyes widen. He couldn't believe his eyes.

If the opponent can transform into an element to block the bullet, or use the superhuman type to receive the bullet, Caribou will not say anything and will just turn around and run away.

But you are not elemental, and you don’t look like a superhuman. Could it be an animal?

But this doesn’t look like anything at all?

Xiao Yi simply lifted up his clothes and changed clothes like the protagonist of an anime...