I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

quiet……

I don’t know how much time had passed, maybe five minutes, and Blackbeard didn’t say a word.

After a while, Blackbeard's voice came from the other side of the Den Den Mushi.

"I agree to cooperate with you, what do you need me to do?"

"When the navy and pirates fight, I hope you can help instead of just watching the show from the sidelines."

"After all, old man Whitebeard's condition is actually a little off. It's like he has learned the navy's life return and has actually become younger." Xiao Yi revealed some information.

"Do you even know what I'm thinking..."

Den Den Mushi imitated Blackbeard and trembled...

"I know everything."

"Then it's a pleasure to work with you. I hope you won't let me down, Mr. Blackbeard..."

Xiao Yi hung up the phone and breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally solved one.

But when I think about the few people waiting next, I feel a bit stressed.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi simply hugged Yukinoshita Yukino, who was next to him, and rubbed her in his arms. Then, Yukino, who had a red face, successfully called him a pervert.

……

Around noon, Xiao Yi had already arrived at Pushu City. The prison was quite grand. Just looking at it from a distance, he felt depressed.

As soon as the boat docked, we were personally received by a man who looked a bit weird.

"Welcome to my Impel Down." Deputy Director Hannibal put his hands on his waist, looking very proud. Suddenly, he covered his mouth in shock.

"Oh no, I accidentally revealed my ambition!"

However, Xiao Yi didn't care about his self-indulgence at all, and he directly handed over the order of Marshal Zhan Guo. Hannibal's eyes immediately lit up.

Hannibal took the warrant expectantly and said:

“Is this my appointment letter for promotion from deputy director to director?”

"No, this is just my application to come and visit a few prisoners."

The expectation on Hannibal's face was instantly dashed, but he quickly returned to normal and led the way diligently.

"Come this way, please let me introduce you to the world's largest and most secure prison, Impel Down!"

"Impulse City is the most secure prison in the world. No one has managed to escape except the madman Shiki the Golden Lion."

"We are going to level 1 now."

"The people imprisoned here are..."

Hannibal spoke incessantly, introducing every place here to Xiao Yi with pride.

"Yeah, yeah, awesome, awesome." Xiao Yi just casually responded to Hannibal's long speech.

"Who's this person next to you?"

"It's my adjutant." Xiao Yi hugged Xuexia, who was looking around, and said with a sly smile.

"Be good and obedient from now on, or I'll get you here."

This time, Xueshita did not push Xiao Yi away, but let him pinch her cheek gently, with a hint of helplessness and shyness in her eyes.

Especially when seeing those strange blue creatures, they moved closer, and Xiao Yi simply hugged them tighter...

This figure...

Next we are going to the 2nd floor...

Beast Hell

Level 3…

Hunger Hell

Level 4…

In the scorching hell, Xiao Yi and his companions also ran into the head jailer Xiao Sadie who was examining the prisoners...

Level 5…

Extremely cold hell

There is also a 6th floor

Infinite hell!

Ace and Crocodile are both on this floor.

As soon as Xiao Yi arrived at this floor, he smelled an incredible smell and immediately put on a mask of pain.

Sometimes having too strong a sense of smell is not a good thing...

When the prisoners on the 6th floor raised their heads, the group became excited.

"Woman! It's a woman! I saw a living woman!"

"She looks so beautiful and cold, I really want to..." A prisoner's eyes flashed with greed, as if he was already fantasizing about something.

"Come here quickly! Let the brothers love you well!"

Hearing these dirty words, Yukinoshita Yukino frowned and retreated behind Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi also frowned, and gently stroked the head of Xuexia, who was feeling insecure, as if he was comforting an insecure kitten.

Staying in Xiao Yi's arms, Yukinoshita Yukino felt much more at ease.

But more obscene words came out from the mouths of prisoners from all directions...

Silently came to Hannibal's side.

"Director, it seems like the prisoners here are not well disciplined!"

"What did you call me? Director? Of course I am the Director! It's not easy to deal with these guys." Deputy Director Hannibal was also a little troubled. After all, the World Government had its own reasons for not taking action against these guys.

The prisoners on the 6th floor seemed to have seen through this long ago, so they relied on this rule of the World Government and became even more unscrupulous.

Most of these prisoners have experienced the baptism of life and death, and their skin is thick and tough, and they have long been accustomed to struggling to survive among the dead. Therefore, they have almost no fear of weapons such as knives, and even dare to provoke anyone.

Even if Director Magellan came to the scene in person, the prisoners would not restrain themselves at all and would still speak rudely.

"You can't kill me, right? Let's try another method."

Xiao Yi adjusted the position of his glasses, then took out the headphones and put them on Yukinoshita Yukino first.

Be good, what’s coming next is not pleasant to listen to, cover your ears and don’t listen.

Then Xiao Yi reached into his clothes, took out a sealed envelope, and handed it to Hannibal with a smile.

"Director, this is a small token of my gratitude and respect. I hope you will accept it."

"This, this, this, isn't this bad?" Hannibal stared at the thick envelope with his eyes wide open.

Xiao Yi pretended to stuff the envelope into Hannibal's hand. Hannibal quickly pushed it back, but his hand seemed to be sucked by a magnet and could not move.

Damn, this "thought" feels so heavy!

The heavy pressure on me made it impossible for me to refuse!

"No, no, it's no problem. I see how hard it is for these prisoners to torture themselves all day long. This is just a little payment..."

Hannibal could only accept it "helplessly".

"Brother Xiao, it's not that I won't do anything for you, it's just that it's really a bit..." Hannibal was also a little embarrassed. It seemed that he could not do this.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm very generous." Xiao Yi said with a smile.

"Director, look, isn't summer here?" Xiao Yi raised his head and pretended to look at the sky, but he only saw the black ceiling.

"Yes what's the matter?"

"It's the breeding season for animals again, but I took a look on the road and saw that there seemed to be too few female animals in your Impel Downs, and too many males."

Hannibal was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then nodded.

This does seem to be a problem.

"If you say that there are not enough female animals, then some male animals cannot get mates. Without mates, they cannot vent their emotions, and without a way to vent, it is inevitable that it will affect..."

Xiao Yitong talked about a lot of things, useful and useless...

"If this affects the efficiency of the prison..."

"After all, in your Impel Down, there are tigers, lions, eagles, wolves, monkeys, bears..."

"There are all kinds of animals. If you don't take good care of them..."

The deputy director probably understood it, but he didn't say it out loud. The prisoners around him also vaguely heard that something was wrong.

"If I'm suddenly accused of animal cruelty, it will affect my promotion..."

"Colonel, what do you mean?" Hannibal asked knowingly...

"Why not send those extra male animals here? Anyway, the prisoners on the sixth floor are tough and muscular. Let them offer their anuses and let the animals in the prison relax..."

When Xiao Yi finished speaking, Hannibal shuddered all over and clamped his crotch together. He looked at Xiao Yi as if he had seen a devil.

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