I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

Navy Headquarters.

"I absolutely do not agree to this!" Marshal Sengoku was furious. He slammed the table in front of him and shouted at Den Den Mushi: "Absolutely not! Do you know how long my navy has been waiting and searching for such a rare genius?"

"What did you yell so loud for?"

The cold and arrogant voices of the Five Elder Stars came from the Den Den Mushi, as if they did not take Marshal Sengoku's anger seriously at all.

"Can't you be a little nicer?"

The Five Elders said disapprovingly: "Do you understand how important the personal safety of a Celestial Dragon is? How can such a noble Celestial Dragon easily take the risk to participate in something as dangerous and uncertain as the Navy?"

"In short, we have made the final decision on this matter! In addition, we will also increase the Navy's activity funding accordingly, but you will never be allowed to raise any objections or resistance again!"

"You only care about the petty profits of the Celestial Dragons themselves. Haven't you ever considered the difficult difficulties the navy is currently facing?" Marshal Sengoku was so angry that he was shaking all over and couldn't help but roar at the Den Den Mushi again.

"you!"

beep...

Before Zhan Guo could finish his words, the Five Elders had already hung up the phone.

"This bunch of bastards!"

Zhan Guo pounded the table angrily, but nothing could be changed. After all, the military expenditure still had to be approved by the Five Elders.

On the other side, Xiao Yi had arrived at the holy land of Marijoa, and happened to meet the people sent by the Five Elders to the Navy Headquarters to welcome him. In this way, Xiao Yi received an extremely respectful courtesy and was welcomed back to Marijoa...

"Bang!" Suddenly, a gunshot was heard. A brand new Tianlong named Zhang Mazi (not right) was sitting on the slave's back, blocking their way...

After hearing the gunshots, Xiao Yi, who was originally following the guide generously given by the Five Elder Stars, immediately turned around and looked in the direction where the sound came from.

"How dare you, a mortal, block the path of my Lord!"

......

Xiao Yi looked at the man in front of him: he was wearing a suit that looked like an astronaut, and he looked stupid and arrogant; he held an ice cream cone in one hand, and in the other hand he held an iron chain with several beautiful women tied to it; behind him followed a giant slave that was more than two meters tall, and there was also a CP0 wearing black clothes and sunglasses, and several bodyguards wearing armor...

[Charlos Saint, the Celestial Dragon who will be beaten by Luffy later.]

Yo West!

It seems like he is a "noble" celestial dragon like me! No wonder he looks so beastly.

And the clothes and things on the necks of the two women behind made Xiao Yi's eyes light up.

This wonderful way of playing...

Yukinoshita noticed that there was something wrong with Xiao Yi's eyes, and it seemed that he was thinking about something bad.

The bodyguards from both sides recognized each other: …

This dress, go with it!

(So ​​because I wasn’t wearing a space suit, I recognized the wrong person?) Xiao Yi looked at the people kneeling around him, all looking at him in shock, and roughly understood what was going on.

trouble.

(But we seem to be of the same kind. What should a celestial dragon do when it meets another celestial dragon?)

[Smoke first?]

(Shouldn’t it be?)

Should I smoke? This world should be different from mine, right?

[Why don't you just give me a cigar and try it out?]

(But I don’t smoke, and I don’t carry this kind of stuff with me.)

Xiao Yi suddenly remembered and said to the bodyguard following behind him.

"Do you have any cigarettes?"

The last CP0 mistakenly thought that Xiao Yi wanted it, so he quickly took out a cigar from his pocket and was about to put it into Xiao Yi's mouth. Xiao Yi quickly refused and pointed at the Holy Road of Charlos.

"Send it to him."

CP0: “…”

Saint Charlos was furious when he saw that Xiao Yi had not yet knelt down. As a Celestial Dragon, he had an extremely noble status, so how could he tolerate a commoner ignoring him like this?

So, Saint Charles raised the pistol in his hand without hesitation and pointed it at Xiao Yi.

Bang! A gunshot pierced the quiet air. The bullet flew towards Xiao Yi, but at the moment it approached him, it seemed to be blocked by an invisible force and slowly fell to the ground.

"world"!

"Smash Varudo! Stop time!"

Xiao Yi stood still and kicked out a midsummer (crossed out)

A vacuum was kicked out and a slash was created, which hit the target. With a slight sound of vacuum cutting, the slash accurately hit the collar on the neck of the slave who was more than two meters tall next to Saint Charlos.

Although Xiao Yi's attack removed the slave's shackles, it left some not very deep scratches on them.

Blood immediately gushed out of the slave's face, but during this period of stillness, not even a drop of blood fell.

(Navy Six Styles: Storm Kick)

Xiao Yi nodded with satisfaction, snapped his fingers and said, "Time resumes."

boom!

The collar on the slave's neck suddenly exploded, and Saint Charlos didn't even have time to think before he was knocked unconscious and fell to the ground. Even CP0 next to him was confused and didn't react to what happened.

(It’s a little different from what I imagined, but it’s almost there.)

Originally, Xiao Yi wanted to unlock the shackles and let the two-meter-tall guy behind him riot, and then injure Saint Charlos, turning it into a perfect slave riot and injuring the Celestial Dragons.

But I didn't expect that this collar would explode. But at least it didn't affect me, and there was no suspicion at all. After all, it looked like the collar had malfunctioned and exploded on its own.

Looking at the mess that the frightened CP0s were frantically cleaning up, Xiao Yi left silently.

------

As a celestial dragon, Xiao Yi's power in Mary Geoise was almost unlimited. In just one afternoon, he got everything done. He bought a house, hired servants, collected the heavenly gold, and even collected a little more. Xiao Yi had done almost everything he could...

That night.

Xiao Yi sat in the living room, looking at the dressing room above the stairs, waiting for the heroine to come out after changing her clothes.

At this moment, the door opened slightly, and a sound of light footsteps was heard. Xue Noi, wearing a maid outfit, slowly walked down the stairs and sat directly on Xiao Yi's lap.

Although there was a hint of obvious contempt on Yukino's face, this action did not look like disgust at all.

Xiao Yi also took the initiative to hug her and touched her waist randomly.

"Xiao Yijun looks like a pervert."

Yukinoshita Yukino lay on Xiao Yi's body and could even hear Xiao Yi's breathing. Xiao Yi was actually blowing air into her ear...

"I'm a pervert. Come on, let me kiss you a few times."

"Yeah." Yukinoshita Yukino didn't have much resistance to this, at least in this regard she completely let Xiao Yi do whatever he wanted.

"Then look at tonight..." Xiao Yi leaned forward and raised his hand dishonestly...

Yukinoshita Yukino quickly put her hands in front of her body to protect herself.

Xiao Yi had no choice but to give up for the time being, pinched Xue Nai's face, and continued to bully her for a while...

[A guest has arrived!]

(Guest?) Xiao Yi was stunned. He shouldn’t know anyone in Mary Geoise. Could it be someone from the navy?

Xiao Yi quickly asked Yukinoshita to sit up first. After all, with Yukinoshita's personality, no matter if the other party knew her or not, if someone saw her, then it would be much more difficult for Xiao Yi to do the same thing next time...