I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

Who on earth is so brave? How dare he provoke two powerful natural masters who are not to be underestimated at the same time? Is there really something wrong with his brain?

After Xiao Yi and Kuzan looked at each other, they both looked towards the other side of the sea.

There, a huge pirate ship was slowly approaching. This pirate ship was not only large in scale, but also inlaid with dazzling gold edges on the hull, which obviously cost a lot of money. In addition, the ship was equipped with sophisticated cannons, and its power should not be underestimated.

However, in sharp contrast to the luxurious appearance of the entire ship, there is an ugly dog ​​head logo hanging on the bow, which instantly makes this originally majestic ship look much less valuable.

"Xiao Yijun, what happened?" Yukinoshita Yukino, who was originally concentrating on reading and studying about navigators in the study, became panicked when she heard the noise coming from outside. She quickly put down the book in her hand and ran out to check the situation.

"Don't worry, it's just a group of blind pirates who came to cause trouble." Xiao Yi comforted calmly.

Xiao Yi turned around and looked at Yukino. His originally angry face softened a little, and then he pushed Yukinoshita Yukino back into the room.

"I'm going to kill some pirates. You stand here and don't move." Then he looked at Kuzan and said:

"Did you go and get him?"

Kuzan didn't say anything, so Xiao Yi just took it as his consent.

(System! Bring out all the opponents!)

[Foxey Pirates]

[Captain: Foxy is a slow-witted person who ate the Slow-witted Fruit. The bounty is 2400 million berries. He is from the South Sea and has a mean personality. His parents are...]

[In the battle for David, he has a good record of 920 consecutive games without losing.]

(It turned out to be a small monster that Luffy encountered on the road, but I can’t remember what the battle was about.)

[Introduction: In order to get the best crew members from others, the pirates compete with each other for pirate members. The winner is determined by three rounds. The loser must swear to "Davy Jones" and be loyal to the winner for life. If there is no crew member you like, you can also take away the pirate flag that is regarded as the life of the ship...]

(I don't understand, just kill it.)

After firing the first shot, the Foxy Pirates' ship stopped firing and instead sailed forward quickly, as if the previous shot was to remind them to come over.

(I guess he’s here to play some game with me…) Xiao Yi thought.

When the pirate ship of the Foxy Pirates came over, Xiao Yi saw the strange-looking Foxy standing on the bow looking at him.

"Hey hey hey hey, my fellow pirates!" A guy with a red nose, inverted splayed eyebrows and triangular eyes who looked a bit like a human greeted people here enthusiastically. Beside him were his two younger brothers, one fat and one thin (Porky and Hamburger).

"Are you interested in a Davy Back Fight?" It seemed that Foxy didn't recognize who Kuzan was.

"not interested."

"You don't dare, do you?" Foxy smiled smugly, and his face, which already asked for a beating, suddenly became even more asking for a beating.

"What a cheap way of provoking me..." Xiao Yi raised the corner of his mouth slightly, revealing a disdainful smile. Then, he slowly raised his right hand and extended one of his fingers.

Suddenly, a dazzling bolt of lightning shot out from his fingertips. Kuzan witnessed this scene and couldn't help but widen his eyes with a look of astonishment on his face.

At this moment, seeing the lightning about to hit Foxy, Porchi stepped forward without hesitation. She rushed forward at lightning speed and blocked the sudden attack with her delicate body.

"Ah!" With a scream, Porqi took Xiao Yi's blow. She fell to the ground in pain, her body shaking violently and uncontrollably, as if she was pierced by a powerful force.

"Porky!"

Foxy was stunned. He never expected Xiao Yi to suddenly attack him. Looking at Porqi lying in a pool of blood, Foxy felt heartbroken, his eyes full of sadness and anger.

Foxy's other little brother, Hamburger, a fat man, also reacted and quickly stood in front of Foxy, glaring at Xiao Yi, wishing he could eat Xiao Yi alive.

Foxy stood up, his legs went limp, and he knelt down beside Porky. He held her tightly in his arms, fearing that she would leave him if he let go. Tears flowed out of his eyes like a flood, sliding down his cheeks and dripping onto Porky's bloodless face.

"No! Don't leave me! Please..." Foxy's voice was trembling with tears. He opened his eyes wide, his face full of despair and helplessness. Despite his heart-wrenching cry, Porchi's condition did not improve at all.

She lay quietly on the cold ground, her face as pale as paper, and her bright eyes became dim, as if her soul had been taken away. The breath of life was slowly fading from her, which was heartbreaking.

A crystal teardrop hung from the corner of Porchi's eye, flowing down her cheek. She used up her last bit of strength and raised her hand with difficulty, trying to touch Foxy's tear-stained face. The hand trembled slightly, as if trying to convey her endless attachment and reluctance to him.

However, just as her fingertips were about to touch Foxy, her arms suddenly fell limply, and her chest, which had been rising and falling slightly, stopped beating. The world around her instantly became quiet, and only Foxy's grief-stricken cries echoed in the air.

[Porky can’t rise again.]

(She can actually run faster than electricity?) Xiao Yi's expression became a little strange. He stared at Porchi who was lying on the ground, and an inexplicable doubt surged in his heart.

What kind of superman is this?

Could it be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for Joestar... Oh, yes, there is no Joestar here...

At this moment, Foxy pushed away the hamburger in front of him and glared at Xiao Yi.

"You bastard! You are not even a qualified pirate! I will challenge you to a battle for David! I will take away everything from you!"

(This is my crew, Kuzan, why don’t you fight him?)

After saying that, Foxy took out a pistol from his waist and fired a shot directly into the sky.

Xiao Yi looked puzzled.

[This is one of the signs of the Battle of David. The captains of the two pirate ships fired their guns into the sky at the same time, announcing the official start of the Battle of David.]

The members of the Foxy Pirates, who didn't know what was going on at this point, were already excited. If there was another gunshot, it would mean that the battle for David had begun, and they would be able to welcome a new member.

Xiao Yi touched his waist and found that he didn't have a pistol. He was a little troubled. After all, he had to shoot into the sky, otherwise he couldn't start. So Xiao Yi simply looked at Ku Zan and said:

"I wonder if Mr. Kuzan has a pistol on him?"

Kuzan shook his head. As a navy admiral, he was not equipped with a pistol. After all, as a user of the natural fruit ability, Kuzan had no need for such a thing.

"It seems I can only borrow it for a while." Xiao Yi shouted, putting his hand to his mouth.

"Well, we don't have a gun, can you lend it to us?"

Foxy was so angry that he threw his pistol over in order to start the fight for David as soon as possible.

The pistol drew a parabola in the air and finally landed steadily in Xiao Yi's hands.

Xiao Yi did not rush to shoot at the sky. Instead, he poured the ammunition into his hand first and "checked" it carefully to see if there was any problem. After confirming that there was no problem, he put the ammunition back with satisfaction.

"Let's start quickly!" Foxy urged with his fists clenched.

Xiao Yi nodded...

boom!

A deafening gunshot echoed in the air.

Foxy's body shook violently, and he felt a pain in his chest. He subconsciously covered his heart with his hands, trying to stop the blood from flowing out.

However, blood still seeped out from between Foxy's fingers, staining his palms red.

Xiao Yi's shot did not go into the sky, but hit Foxy's heart.

Xiao Yi looked at Foxy indifferently, who was covering his heart with his hand, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, I suddenly realized that if I hit your heart, this boring battle for David will end faster. After all, I have no interest in this game."

Foxy fell down in front of the surprised gazes of all the members of the Foxy Pirates...