I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Welcome to our town..."

"Welcome to Whiskey Peak..."

"Welcome heroes of the sea..."

"Welcome to this hospitable town..."

"Welcome to the sea, wait, they don't seem to have a pirate group flag? Should we follow the script?"

The situation a "resident" discovered was a little different from what was written in the script, and it didn't say what to say if the other party was a bounty hunter!

"Just read according to the script. We don't teach you any other words anyway."

One of the "residents" said that they didn't care about these things at all. They were all here to work, so why should they work so seriously?

"Welcome here, pirates!"

“What a passion!”

Looking at the residents waving their hands on the shore and the beautiful girls flirting with each other, Xiao Yi said something with a smile, and then looked at Yukinoshita Yukino who was a little wary.

"What do you think, Yukino? Aren't the people here particularly warm and hospitable?"

Who wouldn’t be moved by such a scene of people’s wholehearted welcome?

"I don't think Xiao Yijun will be deceived by this clumsy illusion. After all, Xiao Yijun is not that stupid."

This is all too fake. How could any resident welcome pirates to burn, kill and plunder? Who can't see that?

Xiao Yi nodded first and then looked serious.

"So, could you please trouble Yukino-chan to go with me and play with them?"

"Show some boring acting skills? But if it's Xiao Yijun's invitation, then I can help."

"Then I'll trouble you, Yukino-chan."

………………

As Xiao Yi hugged Xue Nai and got off the boat, a curly-haired, kind-looking man came over.

"Welcome to this town! I am the mayor, Ikalem."

"My name is Xiao Yi. Unfortunately, I am not a pirate, but a bounty hunter. You have the wrong ship."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's all the same." Ikalem smiled, and didn't seem to mind Xiao Yi's identity at all.

"This is a town known for brewing and music, and our town is also known for its hospitality."

"Hosting guests makes us proud. Hold another banquet and pass on your legendary adventures."

Ikalem is so gentle, easy-going and amiable that if you ignore his poor acting skills, it would be easy to believe that he is a good person.

"Of course." Xiao Yi nodded happily.

"Get your wine ready. I'll tell you the story of how I beat Lin Daiyu three times at Liangshan Marsh..."

"Xiao Yijun, don't drink too much." Yukinoshita Yukino pretended to warn him from the side.

"understood."

After watching Xiao Yi leave with a smile, Ikalem's smile instantly disappeared and turned into a classic villain face.

A nun covering her entire body appeared next to Ikalem and spoke softly.

"We didn't find any bounty on this guy. He may really be a bounty hunter."

"Should we let him leave?"

"No." Ikalem stared at Xiao Yi's departing back.

"Since they are bounty hunters, they should have a bounty on hand. And their ship seems to be made of high-quality materials. Let's get them drunk and deal with them..."

“These things are ours…”

Under the hospitality of the "enthusiastic" residents, a huge banquet was held on the island to entertain Xiao Yi and Yukinoshita Yukino...

At the dinner table, there were countless people toasting Xiao Yi, but Yukinoshita Yukino showed no interest at all and even rarely touched the food on the table.

After having enough wine and food, Xiao Yi took over countless glasses of wine...

(How is the system checking?)

[No one was found.]

(how come……)

Xiao Yi suddenly remembered something.

(I forgot, they were not originally here. I think they came here to arrest people because of Princess Weiwei.)

Xiao Yi slapped his face, then fanned himself lightly twice, leaving the people around him stunned.

(How could I be so foolish! Give myself two slaps to learn my lesson.)

Why now...

Xiao Yi poured out the wine directly, instead of the shocked "resident" next to him saying to Yukinoshita Yukino

"I'm sorry, something went wrong with my plan. Something was not in my calculation. It's my fault."

Yukinoshita Yukino just shook her head.

"It's okay. People make mistakes, and Xiao Yijun didn't make any mistakes either."

"Then let's leave now." Xiao Yi stood up from the chair and stretched out.

"After all, there's nothing to do just sitting here."

"Ah."

"Hey, it's so late, just stay here tonight!" Seeing Xiao Yi and others getting up and wanting to leave, Ikalem hurriedly persuaded them. After all, he was counting on making a profit from the two fat sheep today.

"Excuse me, Mayor, we still have urgent matters."

Xiao Yi wanted to leave with his people with a sullen face. They had eaten and drunk, and there was nothing here worth staying for. It was time to leave.

Just as Xiao Yi took the first step, he suddenly heard gunshots coming from behind.

Deadly empty gun!

"We originally wanted to wait until you guys rested before taking action, but since you're leaving, we won't pretend anymore." Ikalem picked up his shotgun and showed a standard villain smile.

"It looks like there will be two more graves on the mountain!"

"That's not necessarily true..." Xiao Yi also laughed.

Half an hour later, Xiao Yi pushed open the door of the room very easily and looked at countless bodies lying on the ground.

This time Xiao Yi didn't even move his hands, the enemies started fighting among themselves and eventually wiped him out.

As for Xiao Yi...

I just used the weaker Stand skills I learned in Araki's class.

The weakest stand admitted by Dio himself.

[Survivor]

Five attributes: E

A true Five E stand-in.

Only the persistence is barely enough: C

The ability is not very impressive, it is just a very weak electric current to provoke people's anger and finally make them quarrel among themselves...

Originally, the survivors had weak abilities and the electric current was small so it could only be transmitted through water, but Xiao Yi did not need that.

Because he is large in quantity.

It's a very simple ability, and very convenient. It's just a small skill that Xiao Yi reviewed when he was tutoring JOJO.

I just happened to get the Thunder Fruit, and I just happened to be beaten up by a group of people, so I'll just give it a try...

Xiao Yi also checked everywhere, but unfortunately he did not find Princess Weiwei, not even her body. It was estimated that she was not here.

After all, it was mentioned at the beginning of the plot that they took people out to find food because of food shortage.

No wonder.

As for the explosive fruit that he had set his sights on, Xiao Yi would never let it go. After all, he still wanted that thing to use as the Killer Queen.

Since there is no pink bomb cat, then create one for yourself!

While the members of Baroque Studio were fighting among themselves, a new plan had slowly formed in Xiao Yi's mind...

After Xiao Yi made a phone call, he said to Yukinoshita Yukino.

"We may have to stay on the island for the next two days..."