I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Are you two really okay?"

After class, Xiao Yi, who should have been quietly enjoying the 10-minute break, was called over by Hiratsuka Shizuka to discuss something with Yukinoshita.

Xiao Yi found a chair and sat down casually.

"It's no big deal. It's just a normal breakup of friendships."

"Can you two still make up?"

"Wait until I come to my senses." Xiao Yi shook his head, secretly glancing back from time to time.

The system's radar and its own aura will not be wrong.

Yukinoshita Yukino is hiding there, right?

Then I'll play it for you...

"Aren't you still shouting about opening a harem? Can't you even handle the relationship with a woman?"

"Teacher Jing, if you don't want your eyes and ears, you can donate them to people in need."

Xiao Yi found that he liked wearing glasses without prescription more and more to pretend to be refined.

Although Xiao Yi felt that this could not cover up the fact that he was a beast in human clothing. (The protagonist's self-awareness is so strong.)

"How come Teacher Jing thinks I can't handle relationships with girls when I have extremely good relationships with I don't know how many female students?"

"But you should at least deal with your relationship with Yukinoshita!"

"I will try my best."

"Can you at least give me a specific time?" Shizuka Hiratsuka said with a hint of helplessness in her tone.

"Teacher Jing, there should be an art exhibition at the academy in two or three days, right?"

Xiao Yi did not answer in a hurry, but asked a question in return first.

Shizuka Hiratsuka began to mutter: "Yes, in order to enrich the students' all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor, we advocate..."

"I will give you an answer when the time comes. At least not now. After all, I have a lot to do now."

"You little devil..."

"But I still want to remind you." Shizuka Hiratsuka kept it a secret, drank a cup of tea first, and then said in a half-joking tone.

"If you have a harem, you might get chopped off."

"Don't worry, they can't hurt me with their knives, and I have much more experience in this area than you, teacher." Xiao Yi looked very confident.

"You little bastard!" Shizuka Hiratsuka clenched her fists, wanting to hit someone in anger.

"Besides, I will be responsible." Xiao Yi waved his hand.

"At worst, just be honest with each other."

After a while, when Xiao Yi left, Yukinoshita Yukino came out from behind the cabinet, looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka with gratitude and bowed.

"Thank you, Mr. Hiratsuka."

"It's okay. After all, it seems that part of the responsibility is mine."

"You should only have to wait two or three days, and it's up to you what to do."

Yukinoshita Yukino was not speaking.

noon.

"move."

Xiao Yi looked at Hikigaya Hachiman who was eating bread at his seat and asked him to go to the restaurant to bring back a bottle of black tea.

"Thanks. I'll transfer the money to you." Hikigaya said, taking out his cell phone.

"Well, 40 yen a cup, 60 yen for two cups, give me..."

"Forget it, that's not necessary. I'll need you to come and attack me later." Xiao Yi waved his hand.

"I'll give you a script later. Go rehearse it first."

"Yeah." Hikigaya put his phone away again and said, "Why didn't I see you go to that place called the Service Club this morning?"

"Something happened, but it's not a big deal. But how are you doing in the tennis club?" Xiao Yi suddenly became concerned about Hikigaya Hachiman's current situation.

“He’s almost going to be a minister.”

"What happened?"

"What do you think?" Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Xiao Yi speechlessly.

It's all beyond words.

……

Xiao Yi didn't say anything and just sighed while holding the tea.

In the past, other people made tea for me, the tea was from Yukinoshita, and the hot water was from the school...

But now I want to buy it.

"Ugh……"

Xiao Yi took the tube and tried to poke it, but unfortunately, it didn't open on the first try and the tube was even bent in the middle.

Xiao Yi moved his hand down, then exerted force to poke a hole and inserted the tube.

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The next afternoon, Xiao Yi was invited to a bar again.

"Here he comes! Hayato!" Yukinoshita Haruno looked at the door with a red face. The person who came waved his hand and it seemed that he had drunk again.

"You got the wrong person. I'm Xiao Yi. You didn't invite Hayato Yeshan at all, so don't pretend."

Xiao Yi sat opposite Yang Nai.

"Oh, you two are similar, both are sunny and cheerful big boys."

Yukinoshita Haruno smiled and took out a box. In addition to some colored paper, there were also some folded small animals, such as paper cranes.

Yukinoshita Haruno took out a card and handed it to Xiao Yi.

"Just fold it up randomly."

"What's so fun about this?" Xiao Yi took a yellow one and fiddled with it a few times with the idea of ​​folding it casually.

(What should I stack?)

[lion.]

(Won't.)

[Video playing...]

Yukinoshita Haruno also took out one and started to look seriously.

Soon, Xiao Yi folded out a lion that had no dignity at all and looked a little funny.

A swan was also folded out on Yukinoshita Haruno's side.

"So, what are you trying to hint to me?"

"I'm not hinting at anything. I just invited you out for dinner as a token of my gratitude since you agreed to our plan."

"Then I'll leave." Xiao Yi prepared to get up.

"Don't leave yet, let's chat together."*

Xiao Yi sighed helplessly, sat down again, crossed his legs and said, "Okay, tell me, what boring topic do you want to talk about?"

"I will answer every one of your questions like a boring NPC in a game."

"So how are you going to resolve your relationship with Yukino? Don't tell me you're just going to leave it like this."

"Of course, we'll take it one step at a time."

"Do you need my help? You two should quickly resolve the issue and then move on to the next step." Yukinoshita Haruno wanted to resolve this conflict quickly.

"After all, our Yukino isn't in a good state right now and is in dire need of comfort. Maybe if I help, you two can be together in no time."

“I don’t think it will be that fast…”