I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

Lesson 2...

Hiratsuka Shizuka was talking loudly on the podium, Xiao Yi was whispering softly below the stage, and the golden stand-in behind was listening attentively...

At the end of the get out of class, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had just finished her lecture, suddenly shouted, "After class, Xiao Yi and Hikigaya Hachiman, please come to my office..."

After class, Shizuka Hiratsuka quickly left the classroom...

"I was so scared, I thought she was going to keep the class after class," Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief.

Gabriel next to him looked at Xiao Yi with a cute look.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Yi asked with a scrutinizing look.

"Lend me the game console on the table..."

"impossible!"

"It's okay, I'm just saying I'll take it anyway after you leave."

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"What do you think the teacher asked us to do?" Xiao Yi asked Hikigaya Hachiman on the way to the office.

"do not know"

In the office...

Shizuka Hiratsuka was reciting Hikigaya Hachiman's "Looking Back at High School Life" in front of Hikigaya Hachiman's embarrassed face and Xiao Yi's crazy upward mouth outside the door.

"I think you should be reduced to ashes (sigh)"

“Remember the title I assigned in class?”

"Uh... an essay about looking back on high school life"

“So how did you write this?”

What follows is exactly the same as what I saw in the anime...

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"You go out for a moment, Xiao Yi, come in..."

Xiao Yi was quite confident and sat opposite Hiratsuka Shizuka in a respectable manner.

"Teacher, there is nothing wrong with my composition."

"Of course I know. I just want to have a good discussion with you about your talking in class..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka pushed open the classroom door while looking at the fifth picture "Interior Decoration" posted on the door and smiling with her fists clenched.

At this time in the classroom, Yukinoshita Yukino was reading a book and sipping tea.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, I should have told you yesterday to knock before coming in."

"It's okay, you won't reply to me anyway"

"Who's that stupid-looking guy behind you?"

"He came to join you, you saw his true nature..." (skipped)

"Then I won't disturb you." Shizuka Hiratsuka said hello and turned to leave, but as soon as she walked out the door, she immediately put her ear to the corner of the wall.

"Teacher, what are you doing here?" Xiao Yi, who had just moved a chair back, asked the question.

Considering that his eldest son, Hikigaya Hachiman, would be joining the Service Club in the future, but there were only two chairs in the club, Xiao Yi went to get one himself. As a result, when he came back, he saw Hiratsuka Shizuka sitting in the corner.

"Does the teacher have a habit of eavesdropping?"

"That's not the case!" Shizuka Hiratsuka explained quickly as if she was just passing by.

"Since you're here, come in." After saying that, Xiao Yi pushed the door open and went in.

Then I heard...

Hikigaya Hachiman: "Ugh... (gritting teeth like a dog)"

Hiratsuka Shizuka: “?”

This kid has this habit of barking like a dog? It seems that he needs to correct it!

Xiao Yi: It seems that the old illness has recurred! (Zhuge Liang pointing at someone and smiling emoji)

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was still reading a book, did not react at all: "..."

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

It’s over, my son saw it and it will probably spread all over the school. I have to pack up and get ready to change schools.

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"Then welcome Lao Ba to our shattered team! Let's applaud and welcome this new victim!"

Pa pa pa pa (applause from only one person)

"Really? I haven't said I want to join yet." Hikigaya Hachiman still had a complicated look in his dead fish eyes.

"Are you saying that you want to reject the advice of Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka?"

"I don't dare..."

I don't want to take a punch from her.

"Then let me ask, what are the activities of this club?"

"There are no activities, you can do whatever you want, you can even play with your phone. If you are really bored, you can go to the board game club and call a few people to play cards."

“No one cares, it’s so free!”

Noon Service Department...

"Yukinoshita-san, do you want to have dinner together?"

"Thank you for your kindness, Xiao Yi, but please allow me to decline."

"let it go"

Xiao Yi and Hikigaya left the scene arm in arm...

The two of them went straight back to the classroom to eat inside.

The two of them sat together, Hikigaya munching on bread, Xiao Yi also munched on bread, and they casually chatted about how wonderful being single is, how popular people should be, and so on.

While he was eating, someone suddenly patted Xiao Yi on the shoulder.

Xiao Yi looked back.

"What are you doing?"

Gabriel smiled...

"Satana sneaked out during lunch. Do you want to go with me and Vinate to see..."

"You guys can just go and do this kind of thing, why are you calling me?"

"Vinaite, please have dinner."

"I'm coming……"

Xiao Yi directly gave the remaining bread to Hikigaya.

"Take it, Hikigaya. This is my last bread!"

"I'm going to have dinner with the beautiful girl. Bye!" After saying that, Xiao Yi followed Hikigaya without caring whether he objected or refused...

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

All those dead current chargers should fucking explode!

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The three people followed for a while, and finally Satania sat down at a corner of the stairs and opened the lunch box she brought.

"So Satania-san has been eating here all the time. How pitiful..."

"Why did you two go out?"

"Satanija." Gabriel shouted when Vinate and Gabriel came out together.

"Ah!" Satania, who was discovered by Gabriel, immediately wanted to hide the rice ball in her hand, but her hand slipped and was about to touch the ground.

"Smash Varudo!"