This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 23 Your Sister Lin is So White
Huang Zhongzhong didn't care about Yun Shu's speculation.
This was the second time today that he was provoked by the ugly "broom-head" and this time he was determined to get back at his enemy.
Huang Zhongzhong had just experienced a fierce battle and was somewhat overwhelmed.
After all, it’s going to happen again so soon, and my body can’t take it.
"The tiger is descending the mountain!" It was the same first move. Yun Shu could feel the force was a little weaker just watching from a distance.
Li Mao did not fight back as Yun Shu had expected, but instead used an extremely graceful movement technique to dodge.
Huang Zhong heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately it wasn't the hard turtle shell he encountered the first time.
"White Tiger Leaps Over the Ravine!" Huang Zhongzhong immediately followed up with his second move, and Li Mao dodged again beautifully.
"Wow, this kid is quite capable." Yun Shu looked at Li Mao's movements twice and thought they were pretty good.
Huang Zhongzhong also noticed Li Mao's excellent physical skills, so he quietly changed his strategy.
He no longer used brute force like he did when he chopped down the Cloud Tree. Instead, he quietly reduced his strength and doubled his knife speed.
"Two tigers fighting for the king!"
Split the air.
"Tiger dominates the mountains!"
Split the air again.
No matter how fast Huang Zhongzhong's moves were, Li Mao dodged each of his sword attacks easily.
But from beginning to end, Broomhead never took the initiative to attack.
Of the thirty-six moves of the Five Tigers Breaking Door Sword, Huang Zhongzhong only used twenty-one on Yun Shu.
As for Li Mao, he used all thirty-six moves twice in a cycle, without even touching the corner of Li Mao's clothes.
He was so tired that he stood still, panting, and looked at Li Mao angrily.
"Come on, keep going!" Li Mao challenged Huang Zhongzhong with a smile.
"This guy is quite cheap." Yun Shu gave Li Mao a definition.
Huang Zhongzhong stood aside, panting and waving his hands: "No more fighting, no more fighting. I've been defeated today. I encountered two monsters. One is very resistant, like a turtle shell, and the other is like a monkey. I can't even touch its hair. I admit defeat."
Can I deny it? If I don't, I'll be exhausted.
"Thank you! Then can I also go to Cangjian Villa?" Li Mao said with a fist.
"Go, go, go with your senior brother. I'm so tired..." Huang Zhongzhong agreed to Li Mao's request and called two servants to help him sit down and rest.
"Hey! I told you, he and I are not in the same group." Yunshu refused to be arbitrarily defined by others.
"You two are together. Stop quibbling. One is defending and the other is hiding. Anyway, you won't fight with others. You are just the same kind of monsters." Huang Zhongzhong was finally able to breathe more calmly.
"The same?" Yun Shu looked at Li Mao.
Li Mao smiled, not knowing how to answer.
"You are practicing a lowly way!"
"You are the most despicable one, followed by him." Huang Zhongzhong said to Yun Shu.
"Captain Huang, if you can't beat me, then you can't beat me. It's wrong to curse at me." Yun Shu was unhappy when he was told that he practiced a lowly way.
"Hmph! I changed my mind. If I want to get the sword back in exchange for an admission ticket, I have to add some conditions!" Huang Zhong said angrily.
After being teased twice by these two young guys whose hair hasn't even fully grown, Huang Zhongzhong is fed up and wants to teach these two "broom-headed guys a lesson".
Hearing that conditions were being added, Li Mao was not happy: "You can't do this. If you can't win, then you add conditions. The heroes of our Chang'an city won't do this."
Huang Zhong is a scoundrel to the end: "Have I ever said I'm a hero? You can take the admission ticket if you want."
He gave it a try. Anyway, these two people didn't have any means of attack. As long as he didn't take action, he wouldn't be exhausted to death, nor would he be killed by the rebound.
"Yes, yes, yes. State your conditions." Yun Shu was quite calm. He wanted to see what this old man could do.
But as soon as Huang Zhongzhong opened his mouth, Yun Shu felt something was wrong and exclaimed, "Too careless."
"I want you two to fight each other. I will promise to give the winning player a ticket." Huang Zhongzhong put forward the condition expressionlessly.
In fact, he was already very happy in his heart: "I'll let the two of you act like idiots. One of you will be a turtle, and the other one will be a monkey. Let me see how you fight. Hahaha..."
"You old monster, you are so evil!" Li Mao instantly realized Huang Zhong's evil plan and was very angry.
Yunshu was almost mad with anger.
What should I do? I don't want the ticket anymore? Impossible.
Hit it.
"Brother, I have been single for many years. This martial arts competition is my last chance to get rid of my single status. Please give me some face." Yun Shu said to Li Mao.
Then he got ready, hooked his little finger and said, "Come on, come up and fight me!"
Li Mao also put on an extremely servile posture and said, "I am from Chang'an. I have admired Sister Lin since I was a child. How could I give up this opportunity to compete for a husband?"
"Come on, come and hit me!" Li Mao hooked his little finger like Yun Shu.
"You are still too young. You can't control a queen like Lin Ruonan. Let your brother do it!" Yun Shu changed his little finger to the middle finger and pointed it towards Li Mao.
Li Mao was not willing to be outdone. He changed his pinky finger to a thumb pointing downwards, pointing at Yun Shu: "Humph! Sister Lin and I have been playing together since we were young. What do you call this? We are childhood sweethearts. What do you, a broom-headed outsider, know?"
The two men did not fight, but just stood opposite each other and provoked each other with words.
This wave of operations made Huang Zhongzhong standing nearby laugh.
His servant got a tea table from somewhere, and Huang Zhongzhong started making tea.
He picked up a cup of fragrant tea, blew on the tea with a faint smile, then raised his eyes to look at the two people in the middle of the venue, feeling extremely pleased, "It feels so good to make these two bastards lose, hahahaha..."
Yun Shu glanced at Huang Zhongzhong and saw his mean look. He was furious and immediately turned to Li Mao and said, "If you admit defeat and give up this opportunity, I can tell you who the bald guy was who flirted with your sister Lin on the street."
Li Mao shook his head in disagreement, and then he suggested: "If you admit defeat, I won't tell anyone that you are the silver monk!"
Yun Shu was speechless for a while. This guy was definitely guessing and bluffing. There was no way he could know.
"Surrender doesn't count!" Huang Zhongzhong's lazy voice came to Yunshu and Li Mao's ears.
"Fuck!" Yun Shu.
"Damn!" Li Mao.
"I've peeked at your sister Lin taking a bath!" Yun Shu suddenly blurted out.
He knew the position of Lin Ruonan in Li Mao's heart. He knew that she was a young boy who was just beginning to fall in love. He would never allow his goddess to be peeped at while taking a bath.
Yunshu deliberately used these words to provoke him.
"Ahhh! Silver Monk, prepare to die!" Li Mao's eyes turned red, he clenched his fists, and used his graceful body movements to kill Yun Shu.
"Hahaha, the little puppy fell into the trap, nice!" Yunshu laughed.
Li Mao's clumsy Shaolin 72-movement Taizu Longquan bombarded Yunshu one after another.
However, due to the lack of force in the attack and the small recoil force, it did not cause much damage to Li Maozhao.
"Hmph, watch me increase the dosage for you!" Yun Shu snorted in his heart.
He said, "Your sister Lin is so white!"
"Ahhh! Die! This evil monk! " Li Mao was close to losing his mind, and his Shaolin Weituo Fist was performing with great force.
Yun Shu closed his eyes and enjoyed it: "Hmm... It feels so good... Yes, yes, that's the spot... The force is not enough... A little harder..."
"Boom!" With a loud noise, Li Mao was blown away by Yun Shu and fell beside Huang Zhongzhong's tea table. He lay on the ground gasping for breath, looking at Yun Shu who was still hooking his little finger in the distance, and he was very angry.
At this moment, a jade pendant on his body fell to the ground unconsciously and rolled to Huang Zhongzhong's feet.
Huang Zhongzhong picked up the jade pendant curiously and took a closer look.
His expression changed drastically!
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