Siheyuan: I have traveled through time and space and still can’t eat enough?

When Yan Jiekuang arrived at the central courtyard, he saw a table in the middle of the courtyard with three old men sitting next to it.

The person in the middle has a square face, a short haircut, and a righteous look.

Yan Jiekuang thought: This must be the legendary Lord of Morality, Yi Zhonghai.

The uncle sitting on the left is not tall and fat. He must be the second uncle Liu Haizhong who is a kind and filial uncle.

The other one needs no introduction, he is also the person Yan Jiekuang is most familiar with, his father, Third Uncle.

"Today we are holding a meeting for the entire hospital. There is only one topic! A chicken was stolen from Xu Damao's family. At this time, some people have a chicken stewing on the stove. This may be a coincidence, or it may not be a coincidence."

Following the second uncle's nonsense speech, Yan Jiekuang finally understood the purpose of today's meeting.

This turned out to be a famous scene of stealing a chicken. It was really better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early. I encountered this classic event on the first day I came here.

Yan Jiekuang stood at the back of the crowd, watching the excitement and analyzing the situation on the field.

The uncle emphasized: "He Yuzhu, tell me the truth, did you steal the chicken from Xu Damao's house?"

He Yuzhu: "No, I'm not a thief, why would I steal a chicken?"

Seeing that Sha Zhu refused to admit it, Xu Damao couldn't help but ask: "Where did you get your chicken?"

It can be said that He Yuzhu and Xu Damao have been fighting since they were young. No one knows why the two of them don't get along, as if they are born enemies.

Facing Xu Damao's question, Sha Zhu replied without even thinking: "I bought it at the vegetable market."

The old man next to him put his sleeves up and asked calmly: "Which vegetable market? Dongdan Vegetable Market or Chaoyang Vegetable Market?"

As soon as Yan Jiekuang heard it, he knew that his father was setting a trap for Sha Zhu. He only provided Sha Zhu with two options, which fixed his thinking.

Anyone who has played the quick quiz game will know that answers given in this way do not require any thought at all.

Sure enough, Sha Zhu said involuntarily without even thinking: "Chaoyang Vegetable Market."

The third uncle's eyes lit up, thinking that I finally caught him, and then he refuted Sha Zhu: "That's not right, it takes 40 minutes to get to Chaoyang Vegetable Market from here, even if you take the bus, and that doesn't include the time you spend buying and killing chickens. When do you get off work?"

Sha Zhu was speechless because he couldn't produce any evidence of buying chickens.

The time doesn't match either. After all, I was going home from get off work and many people saw me.

As for making up a time, that won’t work either, as it’s too easy to be exposed.

At this time, the second uncle also seized the opportunity to speak, and he came up to accuse Sha Zhu of a greater crime: "Maybe there is another possibility. The chicken in this pot is not from Xu Damao's family. As everyone knows, Sha Zhu is the cook of our Third Steel Rolling Mill. This chicken may have been brought back by him from the canteen."

At this time, Yan Jiekuang secretly gave the second uncle a thumbs up, saying, "Well done, the second uncle's guess was always right."

Being familiar with the plot, he naturally knew that this chicken was the half that Sha Zhu took from the factory leader's plate.

He Yuzhu was really scared now. You know, if he stole a chicken from his neighbor's house, he could just get away with it as long as the other party didn't call the police.

If it was stealing chickens from a factory, then at the most serious level it would be an embezzlement of state assets and the offender would be shot.

Second uncle is afraid that I won’t die!!!

"Okay, let's stop talking about other things. Factory matters are factory matters, and our compound's matters are our compound's matters." Seeing that something was wrong, the old man quickly changed the subject.

He was planning to let Sha Zhu take care of him in his old age, so how could he let him be arrested by the factory?

"Silly Zhu, just tell me whether you stole the chicken from Xu Damao's house or not."

Sha Zhu was about to answer no, but then he thought of something and turned to look at Qin Huairu.

Yan Jiekuang also looked in the direction he was looking.

You know what, if someone said Qin Huairu was a beauty when she was young, Yan Jiekuang would definitely believe it. Just look at her lingering charm, no wonder she could have bewitched Sha Zhu so much.

But that was when she was young. Now she is in her thirties and is the mother of three children. There is no such thing as a caesarean section nowadays. Coupled with years of physical work, even if she still retains some of her youthful looks, she can't be that good-looking.

Yan Jiekuang didn't understand why so many Taoist friends who had traveled through time couldn't walk when they saw Qin Huairu.

Isn’t a virgin girl attractive?

You said you have traveled through time and space, and you are the most powerful in the whole world. You can find whatever you want. But you have to compete with a widow, and a vampire widow who you can't get rid of once you get involved with her.

Anyway, Yan Jiekuang couldn't appreciate it at all.

Sha Zhu looked at Qin Huairu's loving eyes as she looked at him.

He immediately made up his mind and took it upon himself to steal the chicken.

"Okay, let's just say I stole it."

Looking at Sha Zhu's unruly appearance, the onlookers couldn't stand it anymore.

Passerby A: "What do you mean even if you stole it?"

Passerby B: "Yes, if you stole it, then you stole it. If you didn't steal it, then just say it wasn't your fault. Who can wrongly accuse you?"

Seeing that he couldn't fool people, Sha Zhu could only admit: "I stole it."

Seeing that the matter had become a foregone conclusion, the suspect himself admitted it.

The uncle could only remind him implicitly: "He Yuzhu, have you had some conflicts with Xu Damao recently?"

You may say He Yuzhu is stupid, he is really stupid. He was bewitched by such a widow and ended up with his whole family left penniless.

But as long as the matter has nothing to do with Qin Huairu, that Sha Zhu is smarter than anyone else.

He listened to the steps handed over by the old man and understood it instantly.

He immediately added, "Yes, that's right! Xu Damao is the projectionist of our factory. He came to our cafeteria and told our boss that Qin Huairu and I had an improper relationship. Right, Qin Huairu!"

Qin Huairu also didn't want to give up her blood bag. If Sha Zhu really lost his job, where would she go to suck blood?

So he immediately expressed his opinion: "Yes, uncle, this Xu Damao always talks nonsense. Should we investigate this matter as well?"

When Yi Zhonghai saw that the two of them responded to his words perfectly, he immediately determined the nature of the matter.

"If you ask me, this can't be considered theft, nor can it be said that Sha Zhu has a problem with his character. This is just a small conflict between neighbors, and Sha Zhu was so angry that he wanted to take revenge on Xu Damao. This can only be considered retaliation, waiting for an opportunity to retaliate."

"Everyone agrees, isn't that right?"

As soon as Yi Zhonghai said this, everyone in the hospital followed suit and said it was right.

This major theft case was successfully characterized as an attempt at revenge.

In the end, Sha Zhu just had to pay five dollars, and that was the end of it.

Yan Jiekuang stood behind and watched the whole process. He couldn't help but give Yi Zhonghai a thumbs up.

The old man is still the wisest. With just a few words, he turned a criminal act into a minor conflict between neighbors.

Even if Xu Damao called the police now, it would be useless because the matter had already been determined, and there were so many residents who testified.

It seems that Xu Damao is doomed to suffer this loss.

Yan Jiekuang walked home while analyzing the chicken stealing case.

As soon as I arrived at the door of my house, I saw Xu Damao walking towards the gate with a big donkey face.

When he saw the gate, Yan Jiekuang remembered what happened this afternoon when Sha Zhu insinuated that he was a watchdog.

With a roll of his eyes, he followed him out the door.