Xun Kang stretched out his legs, and with a "thump", Chen Jiayue fell flat on her face.

"Ah..." She lay on the ground, raised her head, her mouth and face were covered with mud, and she was grinning, crying very ugly.

At this moment, Su Xiaoman slid to her side.

"I lost it!"

A ball of white powder hit Chen Jiayue's tongue perfectly and mixed with the black mud.

Chen Jiayue didn't care about her own embarrassment anymore. She spit out the food while reaching out her hand to scratch her tongue.

For a moment, the Ninghua Palace was in chaos.

Crying crying.

Shout those who want to shout.

Seeking help.

Chen Yun chuckled and watched Su Xiaoman go crazy quietly.

Su Xiaoman stood up, patted the dirt off his knees, shook the remaining half bag of white powder in his hand, and asked:

"Who's next? Who's willing to make sacrifices for the greater good? Six months or nine months doesn't make much difference anyway."

"Wow..." The palace servants all took half a step back in response.

As Su Xiaoman spoke, she glared at Gu Jinxiu.

At this time, Gu Jinxiu might have been frightened, tears streaming down her face and crying continuously.

She found that Su Xiaoman suddenly stared at her, and she was so scared that she almost wet her pants.

Su Xiaoman approached with the white powder in hand: "Come, tell the Queen Mother! Was it you who poisoned my kitchen?"

Gu Jinxiu is not stupid. Even if she admits it now, she will not survive. If she does not admit it, there may be a glimmer of hope.

Of course I would never admit it.

Then she got up from the ground trembling, raised three fingers of her right hand, and swore to the sky:

"I have no right to defend myself... But I can swear on my life that the poison in Concubine Su's kitchen was not made by me... If the poison was made by me, I will... Be struck by lightning and die a miserable death!"

She stared at Su Xiaoman blankly, biting her lower lip tightly, and complained slowly as if she had suffered a lot of grievances: "Concubine Su, are you satisfied this time? Please don't embarrass me again in the future!"

satisfaction?

Su Xiaoman's worldview was once again refreshed by this shameless man. Good man, if I didn't have a God's perspective, I would really be fooled by you.

How can you say such vicious words?

Are you so cruel to yourself?

As the Aladdin of the gaming world, Shenman cannot grant every request, but he can grant this request!

Since you have made this request, it would be very impolite of me if I don't fulfill it.

So, Su Xiaoman closed his eyes, called up the document, and started to modify the plot.

When she opened her eyes again, the sky, which was clear just now, was suddenly covered with dark clouds.

Chen Yun gazed at his little ancestor affectionately and couldn't help but sigh: [Wow, my woman is angry! She is so handsome! ! ]

There was even a moment when he hoped that Su Xiaoman would suddenly soar into the air in the next second, transform into a fire phoenix, spread her wings and spread out fire, burning these filthy people to ashes.

"Boom~~Boom~~"

There was a rumble of thunder in the sky.

The palace servants began to murmur again:

"Oh no, it really thundered."

"Oh my god, could it be that Concubine Gu really lied?"

"How scary! The thunder seems to be filled with anger. Is it really going to be struck by lightning?"

Just as everyone was so scared that they shrank their necks and looked up at the sky, a bolt of lightning rolled down and struck Gu Jinxiu right in front of her, creating a hole in the ground in front of her.

With a "bang", Gu Jinxiu was so scared that her legs went limp and she fell to her knees.

"Run! Thunder is striking you!"

Someone in the crowd howled, and the palace servants all scattered with shouts of “Ah~” and “Wow~”

Even the Queen Mother and Chen Jiayue forgot that they were about to "die". They supported each other and ran to the corner of the corridor to squat and watch the show.

Gu Jinxiu also came back to her senses by the howl, and she got up and ran away.

But the thunder seemed to be equipped with a GPS global positioning system, striking her all the way.

Everyone exclaimed: This is really a thunderbolt! The thunder is so beautiful, it changes color every time it strikes.

Red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple.

Xiao Yuzi exclaimed: "Look! It's the color of the rainbow! The Seven Fairies have appeared!"

Gu Jinxiu ran and cried: "Help! Help me! Help!..."

She plunged into the main hall of Ninghua Palace.

With a loud "crack", the roof of Ninghua Palace was pierced by lightning, and the broken tiles fell on Gu Jinxiu.

Although these ancient people were afraid, they had never seen such realistic animations before, so they were very curious and they all lay their heads in front of the door and outside the window to look inside.

Su Xiaoman was extremely handsome. He stood in front of the door and shouted to Gu Jinxiu, "Tell the Queen Mother! Was it you who poisoned my kitchen?!"

Gu Jinxiu hugged her head, curled up in the corner, and shouted with a trembling body: "It was me! It was me! Don't hit me, don't hit me!"

This time, the truth is finally out.

Su Xiaoman had had enough fun, and suddenly pouted, turning from a big tiger into a little kitten, with tears in her eyes, she threw herself into Chen Yun's arms:

"┭┮﹏┭┮Wuwuwu~ Yunlang, am I not good enough? Why does Concubine Gu hate me... Why why? I have tried my best to make Concubine Gu happy, why did she want to kill me?"

Isn't it just learning the style of a green tea girl? It seems like everyone can do that.

A hint of amusement flashed across Chen Yun's eyes. It's just acting, isn't it? It's easy to do.

So he took Su Xiaoman in his arms, patted her on the back gently and said:

"It's okay, it's okay. Don't you have me here? Remember, there will be no Concubine Gu from now on, only the Gu family. Do you still have that medicine powder? I'll have someone prepare some for you. If anyone behaves like that again, just drink it down."

Su Jinyi then remembered that she didn't know whether she had spit out all the medicine powder she had swallowed, and immediately covered her chest with her hands.

She didn't care about Chen Yun secretly scolding her for being "cheap", nor did she care about arguing with the two of them about whether they could "poison" others in the palace at will. She just kept muttering:

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, please bless me to be alright, bless me to be alright..."

Seeing this, Chen Jiayue hurriedly supported her and asked worriedly, "Mother, are you feeling unwell?"

Su Jinyi's breathing became difficult, and he gasped, "Imperial Physician, where is the Imperial Physician? Why hasn't the Imperial Physician come yet?"

“Hahahahahahahaha…” Su Xiaoman was laughing so hard that she almost couldn’t breathe evenly.

Chen Jiayue glared at her fiercely: "You crazy woman! How could you be so cruel that you actually poisoned the Queen Mother in public! His Majesty will not let you go!"

Su Xiaoman wiped away the tears from her laughter and said, "Why don't you let me go? Just because the Queen Mother ate some flour?"

Chen Jiayue: "One bite is enough? That flour..."

Hmm? Flour...

Su Xiaoman laughed even louder.

Su Jinyi's face flushed with anger. She raised her finger and pointed at Su Xiaoman and said, "How dare you tease me? You are a rebel, a rebel!"

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