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Chapter 506 Straight men’s method of picking up girls

"Let your true body come over."

In a word, the clone was ordered to use Flying Thunder God and flew away.

Jiraiya picked up a piece of meat on the ground and looked at Tsunade.

After going back and forth twice, the two of them clearly saw the clues. This clone was not teleported away at once, but in batches.

At that moment, this clone used Flying Thunder God at least fifty times, each time only sending some fragments, and occasionally splitting into more fragments, but in the end, he still flew away.

This is really how capricious Chakra is.

"Old man, you don't want your hand anymore?" Naruto rushed over and knocked the minced meat out of Jiraiya's hand. The clone's control over the Flying Thunder God was very poor, and he might have taken the minced meat with his hand when he flew.

Although this kind of spatial segmentation does not bleed, there is currently no way to bring it back.

Even if you can make seals with your feet, I will still do business, okay?

"I asked you what you think. Have you forgotten what I told you?"

"What did you say?" Naruto said he didn't understand.

"Random is accurate, specific and diverse! Come on, tell me how you understand this sentence." Jiraiya rolled his eyes at Naruto angrily, pointed behind his butt and asked Naruto to take out the sofa and sit down. Don’t forget to stare into the eyes.

Tsunade watched the entire show.

Naruto looked left and right, casually took the map of Konoha hanging in the room and laid it out in front of Jiraiya, and said, "That's how you understand it, Slug Sage, tell me the restaurants that are currently taking orders."

The slug immediately started to report restaurants, Barbecue Q, Zuixianglou, Ichiraku Ramen, Piaoxiang Wan, etc. Not only the restaurants, it even reported the names of the dishes.

Every time a slug reported, Naruto drew a circle on the map. After drawing more than a dozen circles in a row, Naruto pointed at the map: "Is it random enough?"

Random, so damn random, Jiraiya stared at it for a long time and didn't know where Naruto was going to draw the next circle, even Kabukicho was drawn by him.

Is there anything to eat there?

"Slug, tell me where to pick up the food again."

"The first copy, the fruit shop next to the Yamanaka Flower Shop, the second copy, the rooftop of Konoha School, the third copy, xx Street, xx Floor, Unit 302, Room [-]...the fourth copy..."

Naruto spread his hands: "Random and accurate."

This is what you understand! ?

"Then does your single-minded and multi-dimensional one need to be delivered to the designated person one-on-one? Do you have a lot of units to send to the multi-purpose one?" Jiraiya suddenly found that he was following his thinking.

Naruto gave a thumbs up: "Old man, you understand me."

Jiraiya gave a kick, "I can go to your Flying Thunder God to deliver food. Aren't you afraid of making your father angry and teach you how to use the Flying Thunder God?"

If you become the second or fourth generation, do you know how many ginseng you will get tomorrow if you play like this?

Jiraiya really couldn't understand what was going on in his head.

The first offensive technique he showed me a few years ago was to use flour, and then he boiled water to learn the secret technique. The first thing he thought of when he got the tailed beast chakra was roasting it. Now even the Flying Thunder God is hooked by him. , have you always had conflicts with the kitchen in your life?

If I had known this earlier, it would have been great to have recommended you to Yile as my teacher back then.

Jiraiya had to turn around on the sofa to kick him, but Naruto easily dodged it: "Old man, are you okay? Hinata asked me to go home for dinner."

With that said, Naruto walked towards the portal.

"If you have something to do, let's go together." Jiraiya patted his butt.

"Wait a minute..." Tsunade finally stopped watching the show.

Swish!

Jiraiya ran away.

Tsunade pointed to the door: "Catch him back."

Naruto got up and gave chase.

After a crackling sound, Naruto walked back to the office holding Jiraiya on his backhand.

"Master, don't look like that. The Hokage ordered you to do it."

Jiraiya almost choked to death on the blood.

When did you ever listen to the Hokage's order? Now you remember it, right?

Letting go of Jiraiya, Naruto closed the door smoothly, not forgetting to close the teleportation door in the house before leaving.

The purple light slowly disappeared, giving up the last trace of his thoughts. Jiraiya rolled his eyes and said, "Actually, I want to remind him not to become a second generation..."

"Those are all trivial matters. It doesn't matter whether it's earlier or later." Tsunade pushed the soju forward: "The wine has been brought, why don't you have a drink?"

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nbsp;Jiraiya quietly took his seat. According to the current progress, Naruto has already caused trouble, and the rest is...

Gudong.

Tsunade poured herself a glass, shook the glass and sniffed: "Maybe, he is right."

"what?"

After lunch, Naruto came to sit down by Shadow Rock. Looking at the flags flying in the wind and the clones flying among them, he felt indescribably happy.

No matter what others say, he always thinks that he is right. Even if the fourth generation survives, Naruto will tell him that this is how the Flying Thunder God should be used.

The war squeezed the world so hard that they didn't have time to think about how much value this thing could produce, so they just threw themselves into the war.

For the sake of family inheritance, Hanabi was trained day and night. In her previous life, with her eyes, marine and geological exploration and archaeologists would have hugged their thighs and call her sister, and she would be offered as a mother by the metal detection industry. , those mine bosses even wanted to kneel down and call grandma.

When the Sharingan is developed to the extreme, it can see nanometers and predict ballistic trajectories. With this kind of talent, various physical and chemical laboratories have to invite him back even if they encounter two applicants.

It's not a big deal to be able to see it, but what's even more awesome is Deidara, he can create nano-explosion bugs!Let's think about it from another angle. That is to say, as long as Deidara learns enough knowledge and replaces the clay with sand, he can squeeze out a CPU with his bare hands!

The CPU is the brightest pearl in the industrial crown of the entire modern world. It doesn’t matter whether it is 14 nanometers, 14+ nanometers, or 14++ nanometers. Which type of toothpaste is it? Which small roadside workshop in China can make one? Those who come out at the same level are guaranteed to be promoted to academicians.

What, the CPU exploded when it started?I don’t know that the CPU is a work of art. If you don’t want it to explode, why don’t you tie it up to cool it down?

And the most awesome one, Tsunade, the ninjutsu technique has reached the point where it affects electrons. What a terrifying ability this is.

It's a pity that all of this was thrown into the war. Although he had the potential to reach the stars and make the moon, he was forced to endure the war and squeezed it to the level of five villages fighting each other.

But this is the general trend of this world. Facing it, Naruto also feels powerless. The Otsutsuki clan hanging high in the heavens forces him to say that I am a farmer.

Not just fucked, just fucked.

After looking at the familiar flag for a while, Naruto patted the soil and was about to plow the fields outside the village when a white shadow came directly from the direction of the Hokage's office.

Naruto reached back and grabbed his hair.

"You can't scratch your legs!" The text box next to Jiraiya was replaced with a roaring form.

"Hurry up."

After saying that, without giving Jiraiya a chance to have a seizure, Naruto quickly asked: "Why did she send you here?"

"I came here just to tell you, stop being the second Hokage and deliver food."

After thinking about it for a long time, Jiraiya didn't say anything about not letting Naruto become the fourth generation again. He decided to leave this problem to those old immortals. Whichever of you is thick-skinned can tell.

Taking advantage of the heat, Jiraiya sat down where Naruto had been and asked, "How do you know about the chakra fluctuations of the fourth generation?"

"It's here." Naruto patted his belly.

"That's it." Jiraiya whispered. Since Naruto can sense the chakra in the seal, it's not surprising that he guessed it was Minato. After all, the entire ninja world knew that the fourth generation sealed the Kyuubi.

So, it's not enough for you to leave the key. Do you also have other back-up tools?

As expected of you.

Leaving the old pervert who was melancholy and distracted, Naruto came to the outside of the village and became an old scalper again.

The avatar is still training the Flying Thunder God. If the quality is not good, quantity will win. Each time the meal is delivered hundreds of times, practice for a while to see the effect. If it doesn't work, then ask the three guards of the fourth generation. As for opening the seal, let the fourth generation Teach, then don't do it, this chakra is still useful for Naruto.

That night, after letting his avatar withdraw the money, Naruto took out a bunch of change from the fish tank where he kept the money, and turned around with a domineering smile: "Girl, I'm happy that I got rich today, and I want to treat you to a big dinner. Guess Guess what to eat?”

Hinata tapped her chin with her green finger: "Well, sweet fish with vinegar? Dog meat pot? Deep-fried small balls..."

"You guessed it right, Jealousy Sweet Fish, let's go." Naruto pulled her away.

When you don’t know what you want to take your girlfriend to eat, just let her guess. No matter how many, just take her to the first one.

"Wait...wait..." Hinata squatted down, took out the tweezers from her bag, reached into the floor, picked out a coin, put it into the pile of money in Naruto's hand, and smiled sweetly.

Then let him pull you away.

How could Naruto's little thoughts be hidden from her, the eldest lady of the Hyuga family.

However, women are cuter if they are dumber.

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