Build the world of Naruto

Asuma's first penetrating heart injury was treated with a blood bottle. The main reason for his coma was the injury when his flying section was hit by a ball and was thrown out of the circle. In fact, it was not serious. He could smoke. You can say how heavy he was.

The injury was not serious, Brother Ying performed the surgery, and he was in peak physical condition. In less than half an hour, as soon as the anesthesia wore off, Asuma strode out of the hospital door with Hong on his arm.

Hong is going to be mad at this wood. You are injured. I am pregnant. It will be fine if I go back. What are you going to do now?

Behind the two of them were Sakura and Ino who were chirping, and behind them was Choji who was hungry right after waking up and was eating barbecue. Finally, there were Naruto and the limping Shikamaru, who was pinched by his mother because he was pretending. sleep.

When she realized that she had been anxious for a long time, without saying a word, the deer mother used Tianshan's plum-breaking hand to directly take Shikamaru's thigh. Shikamaru was not an easy person, and quickly used the lion's roar in response. The roar was worse than killing a pig.

"Oh, women are so troublesome." Shikamaru sighed while looking at the sunset. He took half a step, turned around and asked, "Can you take me back?"

Naruto put his hand on his shoulder and smiled gradually in Shikamaru's slightly expectant eyes.

"walk on my own."

Before the voice finished, the person had disappeared from Shikamaru's eyes.

You want me to take you home after stealing my head, why are you so embarrassed?

On the way home, Naruto was very depressed. After all the strength of the Nine Bulls and Two Tigers was wasted, Hidan's head still belonged to Shikamaru. Did you start making trouble with me again, Will of the Universe?

After returning home and changing into training clothes, Naruto teleported to the grove and began to hammer the iron. While hammering, he recalled his experience of today's battle with Kakuzu. If he felt that he had misremembered any moves, he wrote them down in a small notebook and kept them to ask Sasuke.

The next day, early in the morning.

After eating, Naruto changed into his training clothes again.

"Daughter-in-law, have you seen my socks from the day before yesterday?"

When you come out to hang out, you have to be trustworthy. If you say you are wearing socks, you must wear socks.

Hinata's voice came out: "I've finished washing. The third pair hanging on the balcony is."

"Um, where's yesterday's?" Naruto rummaged in the corner, remembering that he had thrown it here yesterday.

"I'm soaking in the bathroom."

"Oh, there's no need to wash these, I'll use them later."

Why should I hang out when I have this wife? Forget it, stop hanging around and live my life with peace of mind.

At noon, Naruto went to the Snow Country Ice Valley to take out Hidan's limbs, and then teleported to the island where the mithril balls were stored. He took out a scroll from his arms and sealed the fire seal.

As long as people are anxious and angry, it is difficult to think of the most correct way to deal with problems. Just like he didn't expect to use the transformation technique to sneak into the hospital, Naruto didn't expect to use Amaterasu to burn Hidan's body yesterday.

Throwing the limbs into the black flames, in less than a second, there was the crackling sound of barbecue, but there was no smell of meat. Amaterasu burned everything, and ashes and smells were also on its burnable list.

It’s safe, environmentally friendly, pollution-free, and won’t break Amaterasu’s Law of Immortality. What a great method.

Unfortunately, the fifth limb had been packed and sent to the Raikage Mansion overnight, and it could not be burned.

If it doesn't burn out, then it won't be burned. Naruto asked the clone to send Hidan's torso back to the Land of Snow to freeze it first, so that he could have time to study it later.

Amaterasu burned quickly and was gone in less than ten seconds. Naruto sealed the flame again, walked to the mithril ball, opened the outer cover, put his hand in and pulled out hard, and pulled out a head.

The opening was not big, and the head was bruised and bloody.

"Bah, kid, it's useless. No matter what you do, you can't kill me. Just wait. I will dig up your grave after you die and bite your corpse into pieces."

Hidan's existence is to challenge human cognition. He was kept in an oxygen-free environment for a night, but he still didn't die.

A pair of socks were stuffed into the corners of his mouth. Naruto took out a rag and wiped the blood on his hands: "How does it taste?"

"Woooooo."

Hidan glared at Naruto, stirring his tongue to push out the sock bit by bit from the open wound in his mouth.

I took it.

Seeing that he was about to be able to speak again after pushing, Naruto grabbed the sock with a rag and pulled it out hard. Before Hidan could speak, he used the medical ninjutsu with his left hand: "Death and Death Pill"

Will Hidan die? No, if he can't die, then he can live. This move is simply tailor-made for Hidan.

The ball hit the back of the head, pushed Hidan's head and flew more than ten meters before exploding. His skull was blown out and a piece of his hair was blown off.

Pick up

As he stood, the muscles rewrapped the bones, the skin covered the muscles, the cracks at the corners of the mouth healed, and even the severed neck grew, but not a single hair grew.

"There is no cure for hair loss."

After Naruto recorded the shortcomings of his ninjutsu, he stuffed the sock back into Hidan's mouth, wrapped it in cloth and sent Hidan's head back to Konoha as if it had been slightly repaired by Tony's teacher.

Hidan didn't whine, not dying didn't mean he wouldn't take the stun buff, and he was confused even if he had a concussion.

In two or three years, Sakura has grown from a girl who felt uncomfortable seeing pigs being killed to a man who can keep his face straight even if Naruto raises his head to see her.

Working in a hospital, I have never seen anything like this.

"This is yesterday's enemy." Sakura almost didn't recognize the hairstyle that Hidan dog had chewed.

"kindness."

"Hey, it's your bad taste again." Sakura pulled Naruto's socks with tweezers in disgust.

"do not."

Naruto stretched out his hand to stop her, but it was too late. Sakura had already pulled out her socks and threw them aside. Being touched, Hidan opened his eyes in a daze.

"You are"

"ah"

She had never seen this scene before. Sakura exclaimed and punched without thinking.

"boom."

His head smashed into a piece of wooden furniture and he broke out of the wall. Depending on his speed, it would be a matter of time before he flew out of Konoha.

"My new closet," Sakura lamented.

You deserve to pay off your mortgage.

Inwardly complaining, Naruto opened the portal: "Let's go, get your head back first."

The teleportation was faster than Hidan's. As soon as he arrived outside Konoha Village, Naruto jumped up and caught his head with a cloth, and healed Hidan again during his fall.

Sakura knelt down to check, and when she saw the skirt she was wearing today, she quickly twisted Hidan's head in another direction.

“Still alive”

Only one head was left alive, which was enough for her to tear up all the medical books she had learned before.

"I don't want to kill him even though he's still alive, so I want to ask you to give him some nutrient solution. By the way, you can check to see if his eardrums are damaged."

Although everyone said that Kishimoto was just a hokage who knew nothing about drawing comics, but he said that Hidan would starve to death, so just in case, Naruto thought it would be better to give Hidan some nutrient solution.

Although Sakura couldn't figure out how to infuse a head, Naruto said that the matter must be done. Just after arriving in the evening, he brought a bucket of nutrient solution and helped Hidan inject it. Needle.

"Tick tock."

After a while, green nutrient solution dripped from the blood vessels in his neck.

"I knew it." Sakura looked like this, then took out a beaker with a small air pump, put the beaker under Hidan's head, connected the rubber tube at the other end of the air pump to the nutrient solution bucket, turned on the power, and the air pump whirred. The nutrient solution is pumped back into the barrel.

Naruto was amazed: "You have a very open mind."

"That's right." Sakura shook her long hair, and I thought about many possibilities.

"Let's deal with it first. I'll think of a solution when I get back."

"kindness."

After sending the clone back to Sakura, Naruto carried the bucket and carried his head, and came to the box of bliss.

After finding the interface on the quilt, he hung the bucket first, then the head, and the small air pump. After installing them all, Naruto jumped off the box and looked up. He was very satisfied with his results.

Don't say it this time, just listen, it will tell you until you die.

The Box of Bliss, which only has an external function, consumes very little. The chakra that was originally sent to a small half pig, at the current consumption rate, Naruto estimates that it can be used for human colonization of Centauri.

At this time, Hidan, who had been under physical anesthesia, slowly woke up: "Hello"

"3344"

The huge electronic sound that could resound for several kilometers directly covered up his voice.

Naruto tapped his earphones, smiled proudly, and shouted, "What are you talking about? I can't hear you clearly."

Then he saw the hair that Hidan dog was chewing and said to himself: "It's too ugly."

From now on, if I drag the Box of Bliss and run away, I won't be scared if I turn around.

After thinking about it, Naruto went home again. When he came back, he gave Hidan a head of beautiful burgundy hair.

It’s not the wig, it’s the lack of wind.