Build the world of Naruto
Chapter 271 How to cheat if you have no brains?
After the fire that burned the sky, the earth was full of life, the dark tree trunks sprouted again, and even the grass that had been gnawed by rabbits was full of life again, growing wildly, reaching the lowest height of ten feet.
It is not difficult to see from the results that this is a very environmentally friendly fire escape move.
One minute later, when Naruto rushed back with his entire family, a group of people had not yet recovered from the scene in front of them. They had no choice but to do so. This Fire Release had already subverted their outlook on life.
"Can we find a place to chat?" Naruto broke the deadlock.
"Okay." Zabuza withdrew his hand numbly and led the way, looking back at the strange grass as he walked.
Outside the wooden house a few hundred meters away from the grass, two fat cats, Ginger Fish Cake, chased the hare to their heart's content. When they got tired, they lay down to rest for a while and then another cat chased them.
Well, the two of them were chasing one cat, but they couldn't catch up. They were so embarrassed that they were almost expelled from the cat clan.
Not far away, Xiao Lingtong twisted his slender waist in front of a rabbit, which looked like a dance. The silly rabbit stared at it with two red eyes, motionless.
Although mustelids are extremely reckless, they will change their tactics when encountering flexible and hard-to-catch prey like rabbits, using dance-like movements to paralyze the prey, and then kill it with a single blow.
A simple example is the weasel whose scientific name is Weasel. This is how the story of the weasel paying New Year greetings to the rooster comes from. It is not a false greeting, it is a true greeting.
In fact, many ancient sayings are so realistic, just like the cardamom years. Anyone who is a Baidu cardamom person will definitely call Du Mu an old gangster.
Holding the meat of the hare's neck in his mouth, Xiao Lingtong dragged the prey that was larger than himself and rushed towards the steps leading to the house.
The space inside the wooden house is large, and the furniture is mostly made of wood. Most of them are hung with flowers and plants that have insect repellent effects. The flowers and plants are carefully trimmed, making the whole house look simple and exquisite.
At this moment, a group of people were sitting around the table provided by Naruto.
Zabuza never thought that there would be so many people at home, and there was not even a table to entertain them. He originally wanted to go out and chop one, but Naruto stopped him.
Next to the table is a small tapestry, on which lies a sleeping Akamaru, who is being pushed into his arms by the wind to nurse.
"Can you please don't embarrass me?" Naruto said with a wave of wind, in front of a large crowd, is this ridiculous?
Shunfeng suddenly howled repeatedly: "Aww...aoww..."
"What does it say?" Naruto turned to ask the translator who spoke dog language level [-].
Ya caressed Akamaru and recalled it, then said: "It's a bit confusing, but the general idea is that if you stop it from looking for its mother to nurse, it will no longer recognize you as its father."
I'm such a loser. I worked so hard to raise you so big, I might as well feed you Akamaru who peed once when you were a child.
At this time, Bai put two plates of chilled fruit and vegetable drinks on the table and said softly: "Please use it slowly."
Naruto picked up a drink and took a sip.
Every time he sees Bai, his brain is engaged in a fierce struggle. The general content is:
Naruto: This is a man.
Brain: Beautiful, female.
After not seeing each other for three years, Naruto felt that Bai was even more beautiful. He stood tall and slim, with a cold temperament on his body, like a lotus blooming in the snowy field, straight from the center to the outside, no matter...
Well, is it me or Tao? Why do I feel that this poem is so bitter?
Naruto quickly turned his attention to his wife, using her feminine power to calm his chaotic thinking.
"What's wrong Naruto-kun?"
"It's okay, I was wondering if I should eat dog meat pot tonight."
When Shiro entered the table, Zabuza also fulfilled his duties as the head of the family and opened the topic: "I didn't expect to meet you here."
"I didn't expect to encounter the legendary ghost." Hong smiled and took over the conversation. At this time, she didn't care much about being injured. If she encounters such an enemy on a mission, her life will be counted if she survives. Big.
"That's all in the past." Zabuza waved his hand: "I was so offended just now."
Naruto took the rabbit that Xiao Lingtong brought in, stuffed it into Shunfeng's mouth and blocked its mouth, and asked: "Why are you here, and you have changed so much, I didn't even recognize it. .”
Zabuza had taken off his forehead bandage and his hair was much longer than before. If Shiro's Ice Release wasn't so exclusive, he wouldn't have recognized him before.
Zabuza turned the apple unconsciously. It was obvious that he had never encountered this kind of hospitality scene before. After thinking about it, he said: "To be honest, the battle in the Land of Waves three years ago was a big blow to me. I was beaten by two just... Defeating the little brats who left school once made me fall into self-doubt. On the way, I educated some ignorant people and it was better..."
"How long ago?" Ya's exclamation interrupted the conversation, causing the other shocked people to come back to their senses and look at him. Thinking back to what he just said, Ya's expression changed again and again. He drank the drink in his hand, secretly said something disgusting, and hugged him. Akamaru only left one sentence: "I'll check Akamaru's injuries." and left the house.
"His..." Hong stood up and touched the injury: "I'll go see him."
"Teacher Kurenai, do you want some treatment?" Naruto stretched out his arm. Most people don't get this treatment, but with the relationship between Kurenai and Hinata and the fact that she is a beautiful woman, Naruto felt that he could still accept it.
"It's a small injury, nothing to worry about." Hong looked at him and shook his head. This child had no idea how much he had hit others.
As an attentive mentor, she understands what Ya is thinking.
fang
He is a competitive person. He can accept that Naruto is stronger than him. This is the consensus of everyone. Seeing the deep ditch outside Konoha, everyone thinks that Naruto is stronger. That is what he should accept. Unfortunately, after comparison, he found that he could not compare to Naruto who had just left school.
This is a huge blow to people.
Moreover, Kurenai felt that she had been psychologically shocked, but she was from Kakashi's class and had strong endurance.
The two left the table and the topic stopped for a while. After a few people signaled, Zabuza continued to talk, his tone was obviously a little less awkward than before: "It took me two months to recover, and then I decided to take it with me. Bai Yinju, it took me a long time to choose such a place. After that, I gave up the beheading sword and started practicing other sword skills. I thought I could defeat you and regain it one day, but now, haha, it seems there is no hope. "
With such a beast-level existence, everyone here except Hinata and Shiro was quite shocked, including Zabuza. He was living in seclusion, not in seclusion, and he still knew the news from the outside world. When Naruto conquered Kumogakure Village, he was He knew it, especially when he defeated Raikage head-on, which shocked him the most.
The Raikage is recognized as a strong man in the ninja world. His combat power is not weaker than that of his father. Zabuza never thought that the Raikage would be defeated. However, after learning that Naruto was the one who defeated him, Zabuza found that he could still accept it. Even the disappointment of being defeated at the beginning has eased.
"As for your mission." Zabuza stared at Shiro and said, "Shiro likes to raise animals. When he left, he took a few snow rabbits with him and kept them around. The number also increased, and he couldn't bear to kill them, so he let them go. After a while, it ended up like this. I didn’t expect to recruit you.”
The more Zabuza talked, the more relaxed he became, and Naruto was more and more impressed. The ghost man who used to be full of evil spirits actually raised rabbits. This was really unexpected.
I couldn’t help but ask: “You plan to continue raising rabbits in the future?”
"Otherwise, I'll take revenge on you." Zabuza took a bite of the apple. He wanted to fight, but he knew he couldn't beat him. Naruto's record of fighting an entire village by one man completely convinced him.
"I'm not planning to go back to Kirigakure Village to visit." Naruto changed the topic.
Zabuza paused for a moment, then said with some regret and ridicule: "You should have heard the rumors, there is nothing to miss about that place."
Naruto dropped a bombshell: "The Mizukage has been replaced."
"The Mizukage has been replaced."
Two exclamations sounded at the same time. Hong outside the door hurriedly entered the room and asked: "Where did you get the news?"
Zabuza couldn't help but look at him.
No wonder they were so shocked, Kirigakure was a strange village, and the information blockade was extremely strict. It was so strict that no one in the village knew who the late second generation Mizukage was.
Naruto said casually: "Two nights ago, I had no time to sneak into the Daming Mansion of the Kingdom of Water to play with the information I saw, but I don't know whether it is true or false."
"You sneaked into Daming Mansion, do you know the consequences if you are exposed?" Hong Fu'e said, why does this child seem to have no concept of a big country in his mind?
Naruto waved his hand: "Don't worry, no one will find me."
"So you want me to confirm the authenticity?" Zabuza squeezed Shiro's hand, tightened and relaxed it, and said after a moment: "You used me when we first met, and you still use me so blatantly, kid, you are too inhumane. Alright."
"I can't help it, my personality is like this." Naruto spread his hands and said. He doesn't like conspiracies. All he uses are scheming. He will come with you clearly: "How are you? Are you excited?"
"Let me think about it." Zabuza was really moved, but he was a traitor and it would be difficult to go back.
"Actually, it doesn't matter to me whether the Mizukage changes or not." Naruto put a fruit that was so frozen that it turned white and put it to Hinata's mouth: "What I want to know is the information about Ao."
Looking at the fruit, Zabuza's pupils shrank sharply: "Kid, it seems that you have been plotting for a long time, and you have even found out this."
"I have been the underground exchange's largest customer in the past few years. Some things are easy to check."
"That thing is now the property of Kirigakure Village." Zabuza said solemnly, leaving the village does not mean that he wants to sell the village.
Zabuza had deep feelings for Kirigakure Village. He killed all the graduates of the same level to tell the village that the system was wrong. Later, he assassinated the Mizukage because he thought there was something wrong with the Mizukage. Unfortunately, he failed and became a rebel ninja.
"That is now, does not mean it will be the same in the past and in the future." Naruto poked a fruit and put it in his mouth, staring into his eyes: "They have no choice, right?"
"So I am your messenger." Naruto's intention was simple and clear, and Zabuza quickly guessed it: "So you had this idea."
"No, that's not my purpose." This was just Naruto's impromptu idea. Because of the large number of people, he couldn't say the real purpose.
He just wants Zabuza to help him beat up his uncle. I'll tell you the news about the Mizukage's replacement. You help me fight. It's equality, mutual benefit, a win-win situation.
If Naruto didn't tell him, Zabuza might not be able to learn the news until the Kirigakure Village rises.
The Kirigakure Village will appear in the Fourth War. It has not yet been decided when the Fourth War will start. Even if Naruto is opened, he will not take them to play. Judging from the performance of the original Four War, they are all timid and even give the Nine-Tails chakra. He has no output, but he still has to defend them, provide psychological counseling, and is a pure J8 bastard. Taking these people to play, Naruto can only say, Master Madara, the ninja world is given to you, I will vote for this, and I will go play on the moon.
It's better to lead them to play with each other than me holding a Gatling and twitching a little bit. Leading a hundred thousand black ants is better than leading these people. At least the ants will not retreat and will not be deceived by Bai Jue.
You have no brains, how can you lie?
It is not difficult to see from the results that this is a very environmentally friendly fire escape move.
One minute later, when Naruto rushed back with his entire family, a group of people had not yet recovered from the scene in front of them. They had no choice but to do so. This Fire Release had already subverted their outlook on life.
"Can we find a place to chat?" Naruto broke the deadlock.
"Okay." Zabuza withdrew his hand numbly and led the way, looking back at the strange grass as he walked.
Outside the wooden house a few hundred meters away from the grass, two fat cats, Ginger Fish Cake, chased the hare to their heart's content. When they got tired, they lay down to rest for a while and then another cat chased them.
Well, the two of them were chasing one cat, but they couldn't catch up. They were so embarrassed that they were almost expelled from the cat clan.
Not far away, Xiao Lingtong twisted his slender waist in front of a rabbit, which looked like a dance. The silly rabbit stared at it with two red eyes, motionless.
Although mustelids are extremely reckless, they will change their tactics when encountering flexible and hard-to-catch prey like rabbits, using dance-like movements to paralyze the prey, and then kill it with a single blow.
A simple example is the weasel whose scientific name is Weasel. This is how the story of the weasel paying New Year greetings to the rooster comes from. It is not a false greeting, it is a true greeting.
In fact, many ancient sayings are so realistic, just like the cardamom years. Anyone who is a Baidu cardamom person will definitely call Du Mu an old gangster.
Holding the meat of the hare's neck in his mouth, Xiao Lingtong dragged the prey that was larger than himself and rushed towards the steps leading to the house.
The space inside the wooden house is large, and the furniture is mostly made of wood. Most of them are hung with flowers and plants that have insect repellent effects. The flowers and plants are carefully trimmed, making the whole house look simple and exquisite.
At this moment, a group of people were sitting around the table provided by Naruto.
Zabuza never thought that there would be so many people at home, and there was not even a table to entertain them. He originally wanted to go out and chop one, but Naruto stopped him.
Next to the table is a small tapestry, on which lies a sleeping Akamaru, who is being pushed into his arms by the wind to nurse.
"Can you please don't embarrass me?" Naruto said with a wave of wind, in front of a large crowd, is this ridiculous?
Shunfeng suddenly howled repeatedly: "Aww...aoww..."
"What does it say?" Naruto turned to ask the translator who spoke dog language level [-].
Ya caressed Akamaru and recalled it, then said: "It's a bit confusing, but the general idea is that if you stop it from looking for its mother to nurse, it will no longer recognize you as its father."
I'm such a loser. I worked so hard to raise you so big, I might as well feed you Akamaru who peed once when you were a child.
At this time, Bai put two plates of chilled fruit and vegetable drinks on the table and said softly: "Please use it slowly."
Naruto picked up a drink and took a sip.
Every time he sees Bai, his brain is engaged in a fierce struggle. The general content is:
Naruto: This is a man.
Brain: Beautiful, female.
After not seeing each other for three years, Naruto felt that Bai was even more beautiful. He stood tall and slim, with a cold temperament on his body, like a lotus blooming in the snowy field, straight from the center to the outside, no matter...
Well, is it me or Tao? Why do I feel that this poem is so bitter?
Naruto quickly turned his attention to his wife, using her feminine power to calm his chaotic thinking.
"What's wrong Naruto-kun?"
"It's okay, I was wondering if I should eat dog meat pot tonight."
When Shiro entered the table, Zabuza also fulfilled his duties as the head of the family and opened the topic: "I didn't expect to meet you here."
"I didn't expect to encounter the legendary ghost." Hong smiled and took over the conversation. At this time, she didn't care much about being injured. If she encounters such an enemy on a mission, her life will be counted if she survives. Big.
"That's all in the past." Zabuza waved his hand: "I was so offended just now."
Naruto took the rabbit that Xiao Lingtong brought in, stuffed it into Shunfeng's mouth and blocked its mouth, and asked: "Why are you here, and you have changed so much, I didn't even recognize it. .”
Zabuza had taken off his forehead bandage and his hair was much longer than before. If Shiro's Ice Release wasn't so exclusive, he wouldn't have recognized him before.
Zabuza turned the apple unconsciously. It was obvious that he had never encountered this kind of hospitality scene before. After thinking about it, he said: "To be honest, the battle in the Land of Waves three years ago was a big blow to me. I was beaten by two just... Defeating the little brats who left school once made me fall into self-doubt. On the way, I educated some ignorant people and it was better..."
"How long ago?" Ya's exclamation interrupted the conversation, causing the other shocked people to come back to their senses and look at him. Thinking back to what he just said, Ya's expression changed again and again. He drank the drink in his hand, secretly said something disgusting, and hugged him. Akamaru only left one sentence: "I'll check Akamaru's injuries." and left the house.
"His..." Hong stood up and touched the injury: "I'll go see him."
"Teacher Kurenai, do you want some treatment?" Naruto stretched out his arm. Most people don't get this treatment, but with the relationship between Kurenai and Hinata and the fact that she is a beautiful woman, Naruto felt that he could still accept it.
"It's a small injury, nothing to worry about." Hong looked at him and shook his head. This child had no idea how much he had hit others.
As an attentive mentor, she understands what Ya is thinking.
fang
He is a competitive person. He can accept that Naruto is stronger than him. This is the consensus of everyone. Seeing the deep ditch outside Konoha, everyone thinks that Naruto is stronger. That is what he should accept. Unfortunately, after comparison, he found that he could not compare to Naruto who had just left school.
This is a huge blow to people.
Moreover, Kurenai felt that she had been psychologically shocked, but she was from Kakashi's class and had strong endurance.
The two left the table and the topic stopped for a while. After a few people signaled, Zabuza continued to talk, his tone was obviously a little less awkward than before: "It took me two months to recover, and then I decided to take it with me. Bai Yinju, it took me a long time to choose such a place. After that, I gave up the beheading sword and started practicing other sword skills. I thought I could defeat you and regain it one day, but now, haha, it seems there is no hope. "
With such a beast-level existence, everyone here except Hinata and Shiro was quite shocked, including Zabuza. He was living in seclusion, not in seclusion, and he still knew the news from the outside world. When Naruto conquered Kumogakure Village, he was He knew it, especially when he defeated Raikage head-on, which shocked him the most.
The Raikage is recognized as a strong man in the ninja world. His combat power is not weaker than that of his father. Zabuza never thought that the Raikage would be defeated. However, after learning that Naruto was the one who defeated him, Zabuza found that he could still accept it. Even the disappointment of being defeated at the beginning has eased.
"As for your mission." Zabuza stared at Shiro and said, "Shiro likes to raise animals. When he left, he took a few snow rabbits with him and kept them around. The number also increased, and he couldn't bear to kill them, so he let them go. After a while, it ended up like this. I didn’t expect to recruit you.”
The more Zabuza talked, the more relaxed he became, and Naruto was more and more impressed. The ghost man who used to be full of evil spirits actually raised rabbits. This was really unexpected.
I couldn’t help but ask: “You plan to continue raising rabbits in the future?”
"Otherwise, I'll take revenge on you." Zabuza took a bite of the apple. He wanted to fight, but he knew he couldn't beat him. Naruto's record of fighting an entire village by one man completely convinced him.
"I'm not planning to go back to Kirigakure Village to visit." Naruto changed the topic.
Zabuza paused for a moment, then said with some regret and ridicule: "You should have heard the rumors, there is nothing to miss about that place."
Naruto dropped a bombshell: "The Mizukage has been replaced."
"The Mizukage has been replaced."
Two exclamations sounded at the same time. Hong outside the door hurriedly entered the room and asked: "Where did you get the news?"
Zabuza couldn't help but look at him.
No wonder they were so shocked, Kirigakure was a strange village, and the information blockade was extremely strict. It was so strict that no one in the village knew who the late second generation Mizukage was.
Naruto said casually: "Two nights ago, I had no time to sneak into the Daming Mansion of the Kingdom of Water to play with the information I saw, but I don't know whether it is true or false."
"You sneaked into Daming Mansion, do you know the consequences if you are exposed?" Hong Fu'e said, why does this child seem to have no concept of a big country in his mind?
Naruto waved his hand: "Don't worry, no one will find me."
"So you want me to confirm the authenticity?" Zabuza squeezed Shiro's hand, tightened and relaxed it, and said after a moment: "You used me when we first met, and you still use me so blatantly, kid, you are too inhumane. Alright."
"I can't help it, my personality is like this." Naruto spread his hands and said. He doesn't like conspiracies. All he uses are scheming. He will come with you clearly: "How are you? Are you excited?"
"Let me think about it." Zabuza was really moved, but he was a traitor and it would be difficult to go back.
"Actually, it doesn't matter to me whether the Mizukage changes or not." Naruto put a fruit that was so frozen that it turned white and put it to Hinata's mouth: "What I want to know is the information about Ao."
Looking at the fruit, Zabuza's pupils shrank sharply: "Kid, it seems that you have been plotting for a long time, and you have even found out this."
"I have been the underground exchange's largest customer in the past few years. Some things are easy to check."
"That thing is now the property of Kirigakure Village." Zabuza said solemnly, leaving the village does not mean that he wants to sell the village.
Zabuza had deep feelings for Kirigakure Village. He killed all the graduates of the same level to tell the village that the system was wrong. Later, he assassinated the Mizukage because he thought there was something wrong with the Mizukage. Unfortunately, he failed and became a rebel ninja.
"That is now, does not mean it will be the same in the past and in the future." Naruto poked a fruit and put it in his mouth, staring into his eyes: "They have no choice, right?"
"So I am your messenger." Naruto's intention was simple and clear, and Zabuza quickly guessed it: "So you had this idea."
"No, that's not my purpose." This was just Naruto's impromptu idea. Because of the large number of people, he couldn't say the real purpose.
He just wants Zabuza to help him beat up his uncle. I'll tell you the news about the Mizukage's replacement. You help me fight. It's equality, mutual benefit, a win-win situation.
If Naruto didn't tell him, Zabuza might not be able to learn the news until the Kirigakure Village rises.
The Kirigakure Village will appear in the Fourth War. It has not yet been decided when the Fourth War will start. Even if Naruto is opened, he will not take them to play. Judging from the performance of the original Four War, they are all timid and even give the Nine-Tails chakra. He has no output, but he still has to defend them, provide psychological counseling, and is a pure J8 bastard. Taking these people to play, Naruto can only say, Master Madara, the ninja world is given to you, I will vote for this, and I will go play on the moon.
It's better to lead them to play with each other than me holding a Gatling and twitching a little bit. Leading a hundred thousand black ants is better than leading these people. At least the ants will not retreat and will not be deceived by Bai Jue.
You have no brains, how can you lie?
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