After everyone was reborn, the villain's daughter survived by being cute
Chapter 78 This Zhuzhu is really good at it!
In fact, Bo Tingsi was just joking when he asked the kid to recite the poem.
He was not so stingy as to punish the child with a slap that could not even be called a slap.
However, he still had a document to look at, and it was obviously not a good idea to leave the kid alone in the living room.
Children of this age love to jump around the most, and it would be bad if they stumbled or tripped.
So after much thought, Bo Tingsi came up with a solution, which was to let the kid recite the poetry collection silently. This way it would not affect him reading documents sitting nearby, and he could also keep the little guy within his field of vision.
The only thing that's not perfect is...
The little guy is round and looks like two big watermelons stacked together, and he looks so good no matter how you look at him.
This was a fatal temptation for him, a man suffering from "cute aggression syndrome". Every time he glanced at the furry back of the head, his hands would itch.
Fortunately, Bo Tingsi had a strong will. He quickly read the document, marked it, and then threw it on the table.
The man cleared his throat, pulled the textbook out of Zhuzhu's paw and began to examine it.
He randomly flipped through these poems: "Spring Dawn", "Quiet Night Thoughts", "Ode to the Goose"...
It was so easy that he even remembered 300 Tang poems. It seemed like he memorized all of them in just three days.
Ok.
He was very unhappy because he lived one day longer than Bo Yanzhou!
Unhappy Bo Tingsi turned his head to look at the honest boy in front of him and couldn't help but narrow his eyes.
Come on, Bozhuzhu.
Let me see whether you are really stupid or just pretending to be smart!!
Without the book, the 70-centimeter-tall little kid seemed to feel insecure, so he subconsciously clenched his paws and looked eagerly at his second uncle.
The kid swallowed his saliva and said in a soft baby voice: "Zhuzhu is here to eat~"
Bo Tingsi nodded and decided to make a quick decision: "Carry Chunxiao on your back first."
I don’t know why, but when the topic of studying comes up, the little guy’s eyes become obviously confused.
She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and then tried to speak in a baby voice: "I slept through the spring without knowing the dawn~"
Seeing that Bo Tingsi didn't have any big reaction, the little guy finally breathed a sigh of relief. Feeling more confident, the kid suddenly felt a little itchy on his head!
It feels like I have a brain buzzing...?
Her eyes lit up, and she straightened up her body, even raising her voice: "Mosquitoes bite everywhere~"
???
Bo Tingsi said that there seemed to be something wrong with his ears and he couldn't hear clearly.
The next second, the kid made him hear it clearly.
"One bottle of Didi feeds, and no one can escape~"
The man's eyelids jumped, his hand holding the water cup shook, and he was almost choked to death by the poem the kid recited.
"No! Wait a minute!!!"
"What happened to your last three sentences???"
What's going on?
Little Tuanzi said he didn't understand, so he grabbed Jiujiu and looked at his uncle in confusion. His innocent and confused expression seemed to be saying, "What? Did I recite it wrong?"
Seeing that she also had an expression of "confused and not knowing what to do!", the man's delicate face instantly twisted.
the first time!
This is the first time he is so "hysterical"!
Bo Tingsi put down the cup and held the book between his fingers. He asked again without giving up: "Are you sure you recited it correctly???"
Zhuzhuer thought for a moment, then nodded without hesitation: "Yes, yes, I am sure I am right~"
In fact, normally, I wouldn't be so arbitrary.
But the system
today! !
She felt like she really had a brain! !
Because she never thought that she could recite poems as easily as eating! !
So, the kid is very sure!
What you recite must be correct!!
When Bo Tingsi took one look at her, he felt his eyes go dark, and he had a preliminary understanding of her vicious cultural level.
He waved his hand and didn't intend to correct her. He just wanted to hear how she could recite the remaining two poems: "The next one is "Quiet Night Thoughts."
When the kid heard it, he showed an expression that said "I was right in reciting it" and proudly held his waist and started reciting it again while shaking his head.
"The moonlight shines brightly before the bed~"
Bo Tingsi's complexion looked better and he nodded silently.
This is not bad.
He picked up the glass again and was about to take a sip of water.
next second...
"Auntie, go to the window."
"Hold your head, Kang,"
"Lower your head and show off~"
A vicious voice was heard, and Bo Tingsi couldn't help but spray the water that he hadn't swallowed directly on the kid's face.
The little girl opened her eyes in confusion, and felt her wet face. She raised her little paws and wiped it on her face. She was instantly very aggrieved: "Uncle, why are you spraying water... Even if Zhuzhu's back is amazing, uncle... uncle can't bully a child like this..."
Bo Tingsi's eyelids jumped when he saw her with that aggrieved and dimply face and saying such shameless words.
You really think you are good at memorizing, right?
If Li Bai knew you were bashing his poems like this, he would jump out of his coffin and hit you on the head! !
The man recovered, his expression having unconsciously become serious.
He held the book tightly, took a deep breath, and looked at the last poem. The man said solemnly, "Ode to the Goose, recite it!"
He wanted to see how many more "vicious" poems this kid had yet to say! !
When the little dumpling heard the name Yong'e, he was very familiar with it and immediately jumped up excitedly with his paws raised: "This! This Zhuzhu is useless!"
"Papa Wo and Guoguo taught Wodu, so this Zhuzhu can do it!!"
Has his nephew and his elder brother taught him?
After hearing this, Bo Tingsi felt relieved. He thought there shouldn't be any problem. Although Bo Yanzhou usually didn't do any personnel work, he would be clear about the issue of his children's education.
One second....
Two seconds...
Three seconds...
After reciting a song with great pleasure, Bo Tingsi leaned on the sofa with a dazed look on his face, feeling as if he would rather die than live.
Seeing his second uncle's expression, the little boy thought that his second uncle was surprised by his intelligence, so he ran over with his short legs and hugged his arm and shook it: "Uncle, what's wrong with you?"
"Uncle, don't be too surprised. Although Zhuzhu is very smart, don't worry, uncle. Smart Zhuzhu will not dislike stupid uncle~"
"Even if uncle is stupid, he is still Zhuzhu's only uncle!"
Bo Tingsi: “………”
no...
What qualifications do you, an uneducated fool, have to look down on him?
You never doubt yourself.
What kind of illusion made her so confident that she was so powerful? ? ?
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