After everyone was reborn, the villain's daughter survived by being cute
Chapter 412: Bo Zhuzhu, you only know how to eat!
His eyelids twitched.
Ok.
The CEO's expression changed again and again as he held the test paper.
He opened his mouth as if to say something but stopped himself, and stretched out his hand but couldn't spank her.
well.
The boomerang that was used to deceive the kid for the sake of face and money hit him right in the middle of his forehead.
He cannot be talked at, scolded or hit.
After staring at the 70-centimeter gas tank for a while, the president put his finger to his lips to cover up his cough and tried to change the subject.
The next second, Gas Tank looked at him and asked, "Dad, what are you doing holding Zhuzhu like this?"
"Zhuzhu said Du is wrong?"
The CEO frowned and said subconsciously: "Do you think it's right?"
Ok.
It doesn't matter if you don't say this.
As soon as he started talking, he started babble subconsciously.
Reply: "What's in your little head? Are a child and a little person the same thing?"
The gas tank stared: "Wow!"
He rubbed his paws and repeated again: "Little people are children, and we are all human beings, so it's right to call us little people!"
The CEO found this strange.
Ok.
I didn't think anything of it before, but now it sounds...
To put it nicely, that's nonsense!
To put it bluntly, that's... farting?
Ok?
The dark and narrow eyes narrowed.
So were all those farts he said to the kid before, uh... ahem... all that nonsense, so speechless? ?
Oh my god!!!
For the first time, the CEO felt exactly why his son would always look at him with disappointment every time he fooled his son.
The man was stabbed by the boomerang and dared not make a sound, but the little guy was not happy.
She seemed to think she had some intelligence, so she grabbed her villain father and asked him questions curiously.
The little baby voice was soft and cheeping, "Why is the little kid so small, not the little person..."
Those words vaguely reminded President Bo of what he had once said to his son: "The old eagle is the old hen."
"The small arms are the small short legs... The short legs are the small dwarfs..."
Good guy!
It turns out that he was really a bad person in the past!
Angry and shocked, the CEO pointed at his well-nourished child and tried to reason with him: "Zhuzhu, you are wrong to think this way."
"Children and villains are two different concepts. Children refer to young children, that is, tiny ones like you."
"A villain is a person who is mean, selfish, and inconsistent in what he says and what he does."
Tuanza's originally wise eyes spun around and he felt a little dizzy, but he still shook his head and his wise eyes returned!
The kid shook his head and said, "No! Zhuzhudu has an IQ of 50! Zhuzhu will definitely not misunderstand!"
Pei Yuzhi's eyelids jumped. He glanced to the left at Bo Yanzhou, who was holding the 10-point math test paper in his hand, and then glanced to the right at the English test papers in the hands of Grandpa Bo and Grandpa Pei, who were both holding 6-point papers.
The corners of the mouth twitched.
Ten plus nine plus six...your total score for the three subjects is 25!
While Tuanzi was still arguing, Bo Yanzhou couldn't stand it anymore and asked her directly: "If you say that, are you a villain yourself?"
Tuan Zha blinked, and his round pupils stared at him without moving.
After being stunned for two seconds, the kid said, "No! It's a mushroom!"
Bo Yanzhou: “….”
Pei Yuzhi: “………”
Bo Shiyu: “........”
There are others: “………”
He just listened and said nothing.
The father ignored her eccentric mumbling nonsense and asked, "Then why do you say that villains are children?"
Tuan Za naturally said: "Follow the chicken eagle, Daddy will teach you!"
Bo Yanzhou instantly: "............"
When asked, no one said a word.
But these words reminded Bo Shiyu of something.
Standing in front of her sister, she said quietly, "I told you not to fool the kids when you have nothing to do, but you refused to listen. Now you feel better, right?"
"The geese have to be teased before she can choose them! The people have to be small before she can write!"
"If you hadn't led her astray, she would have gotten only two points on each multiple-choice question. She could have gotten 11 points!"
Bo Shuran twitched his lips and added: "11 points is not even a passing grade..."
Bo Shiyu: “………”
I was hit hard in an instant.
Bo Yanzhou looked at the sentence and read another one: Make a sentence with "don't...don't...as long as..."
This is an easy answer, but he no longer has any hope for his "Wenquxing" daughter.
So he lowered his eyes and narrowed them slightly.
Yo.
His daughter wrote: "Not 999, not 888, only 98!"
hehe...
The teacher actually gave one point?
Is it just sympathy points?
Pei Yuzhi leaned on the sofa and glanced at the test paper in his rival's hand, then raised his hand and glanced at the math test paper in his own hand.
Read: If you have three lollipops in your left hand and five lollipops in your right hand, how many lollipops do you have in total?
答:
The words "No more" were written crookedly below!
The man with fox eyes raised his eyebrows in surprise and understanding.
I was surprised that she could actually write the word "gone".
It's obvious that he has deeply understood the kid's thought process.
So he looked at the kid without getting angry, pointed at the test paper and asked, "Why didn't you write 3+5=8? Why did you write nothing?"
Tuanza blinked his eyes and patted Jiji's belly with his chubby little paws: "Because Zhuzhu ate all of them into her belly~"
Pei Yuzhi's mouth twitched.
Take a deep breath and look at the second question again.
This is also an interesting math problem. It asks: If your father gave you ten candies in total, and you gave one to your brother, two to your sister, and three to your younger brother, how many candies do you have left?
Normally the answer is obvious: ten minus one minus two minus three equals four.
And what Tuanza wrote was: "My dad doesn't give me candy!"
Ok.
This is not the end.
After writing this sentence, he added the round word "stingy" next to it.
Pei Yuzhi's eyelids jumped again, and he was directly impressed by this guy's brain circuit!
I raised my hand and flipped through the pages, and without exception, they were all filled with various "Chinese character answers"!
The man took a deep breath, shook the math test paper in his hand and asked her, "Little girl Bo Zhuzhu, what do you think this test paper is?"
Tuanzi glanced at the super confident Wawa and said, "Math test paper Wawa!"
"Then why don't you do the exercises but just write on it?" he asked a soul-searching question.
The chubby little dumpling stood there blankly, clenching his paws like a stupid kitten. He was confused for a long time before he said aggrievedly: "But there is no if, my daddy didn't give me any candy..."
They again: “………”
Bozhuzhu, you only know how to eat (?o?o)!!!
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