After everyone was reborn, the villain's daughter survived by being cute
Chapter 281: My dear! You are so stupid!
Due to various issues, only one photographer was arranged for each group in this issue.
Therefore, for a combination of Bo Yubai, Pei Du and Zhu Zhuer who work separately, the photographer can only take care of one of them.
If we talk about variety shows that focus most on jokes, not to mention adults, in fact, in parent-child programs like "Father's Love is Like a Mountain", most of the laughs should be about the children.
Ok.
Because of his father Pei Yuzhi's "outstanding" talent for comedy, Pei Du was also "valued" by the program crew at the beginning.
But after the whole process of pulling out the peanuts, the production team who was originally trying to find some funny points in Pei Du discovered...
This kid is nothing like his funny guy father!
This rule is totally outrageous!
As soon as his eyelids jumped, Pei Du was "abandoned" by the entire program team!
I raised my head and glanced at the photographer who was still taking pictures of Bo Yubai in the distance.
Pei Du immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
But in order to conceal his tracks and avoid being noticed, he changed his mind and decided to let Zhuzhuer follow him and talk without saying a word, while he continued to bend over and started picking peanuts.
The little guy is young, and he mumbles and speaks in a slurred manner.
Fortunately, she had a good talent for acting, and she was able to express most of what Tan Baiwei said by waving her paws and making some squeaking noises.
"You don't eat well, and you don't eat well when you go to provoke the Pei family. You are so skinny and ugly that you can't lose weight even if you wash it~"
"Why don't you scold back when someone scolds you? You are nothing, and your mom has been scolding you for so long, why don't you study hard with her?"
Having said this, the kid paused for a moment.
He looked at Pei Du eagerly, then tilted his head back and looked at Tan Baiwei floating in the sky.
Stuck for a second...
Two seconds...
Three seconds......
The kid asked curiously, "Well... Auntie is not a person? Why do you call me a nobody?"
After asking doubtfully, before Pei Du and Tan Baiwei could react, the kid realized that something was wrong with his words.
She doesn't want to ask this question.
What she wanted to ask Du was actually: "So, does Auntie tie things or not?"
Ok.
What this says...
If someone else said this, the person being said this would probably punch him on the spot!
but...
I raised my eyes to look at the kid in front of me with those big round eyes and a stupid face.
Pei Du knew that she was really curious.
I opened my mouth and subconsciously wanted to say something.
As a result, the next second, Tan Baiwei, who was floating in the air, nodded on her own initiative and agreed: "Auntie is nothing!"
is not that right?
The child has been abused at home for so many years. Even if she didn't do it on purpose, hasn't she already been beaten and scolded?
Now that she has finally broken free from the constraints of the system, although it is unclear how long she will exist in this form of a soul, she should not make excuses for what she has done.
There is no point explaining this to a child.
However, seeing that the little guy was really innocent and afraid of disturbing the child, Tan Baiwei reminded him: "But this can only be used to deal with Shen Jin, who is as bad as auntie, has bad character, and is also mentally ill. Don't learn it, kid. Do you hear me?"
Bad character?
Is there something wrong with your brain?
The confused Tuanzi stared with his eyes wide open and nodded his head, his mouth opened into an O-shaped goose egg.
Her mouth was faster than her brain. Before she could understand what was said, she had already uttered in a soft, long and powerless voice: "Zhuzhu... um, the chicken is lost~"
An uncertain tone.
Big wandering eyes.
Plus his stupid and foolish look, it made Tan Baiwei frown.
He floated in front of the kid and approached him with great suspicion.
He narrowed his eyes: "Is this true? Are you pretending to know something when you don't?"
The chubby kid who pretended to know something trembled, nodded and shook his head subconsciously, and even his baby voice was filled with a sense of panic as if he had been exposed: "Zhuzhu understands...Zhuzhu understands~"
Maybe it was because he felt too uncomfortable being stared at by Tan Baiwei, and the little guy himself realized that he might be exposed.
So he turned around quickly with the pace of a big goose and walked towards Pei Du.
On the other side, Pei Du raised his eyebrows when he heard the kid talking. Although he was shocked by what the kid relayed to him, he couldn't believe that those were the words that Tan Baiwei could say.
But compared to this, because at this stage.
Only Zhuzhuer can see Tan Baiwei who has turned into a ghost, and only Zhuzhuer can hear what she says.
Because everyone knows how crazy Tan Baiwei is, even though there are some signs that make Tan Baiwei seem a little hard to figure out.
But because he was afraid that the woman would take the opportunity to lead the kid astray, he did not respond when he heard the kid say "the chicken is lost".
Without saying anything, he asked back on the spot: "What did she say to you?"
She didn't want Tan Baiwei to see that she was not smart, so when her brother Pei Du asked this question, the little girl couldn't wait to pull Pei Du to repeat Tan Baiwei's words from beginning to end.
Especially when he heard Tan Baiwei teach his kid that "you're nothing" is an insult and can't be used on others casually, and can only be used on brain-sick people like her.
The eight-year-old boy who returned from rebirth was stunned!
no! ! !
This is something that crazy woman could say???
Pei Du was shocked!
Because, in this life and the next, both lives combined, he had only heard a few good words from this crazy woman, but he had to hear her crazy talk from morning to night every day.
After hesitating for a while, he was still worried.
He took Zhuzhu'er and gave her instructions again, telling her in front of Tan Baiwei not to believe what Tan Baiwei said.
She also said: "From now on, you have to tell your brother what she says. Only if your brother says it's okay, you can do it. If your brother says it's not okay, Zhuzhu'er can't learn anything at all. Do you understand?"
The kid who listened to her most, Pei Duguoguo, immediately stood up with a heroic look and raised his chin up when he heard her words.
The 70-centimeter gas tank was like her brother Pei Du's little believer, screaming and wailing: "The Zhuzhu chicken is lost!"
"Don't worry, Guoguo! From now on, if Guoguo tells Zhuzhu to go east, she will definitely not go west! If Guoguo tells Zhuzhu to eat meat, she will definitely not eat vegetables!"
After saying that, the girl imitated Pei Yuzhi's way of winking at her brother Pei Du.
However, it is difficult to control the meat on her big face.
Look, when he winked, he lost control and his face became distorted with a grin, which made his face look like a bun.
Tan Baiwei: "........."
His eyelids jumped, and with a twitch on his lips, he asked back: "I told you to go east and not west, but do you know which is east and which is west?"
Ooooooooo!!
Speak up, speak up!!!
The cub who was protecting her brother Pei Du narrowed her eyes on the spot, turned around, raised her paws, and started to "tell a tale" to Pei Du in a serious tone.
I saw the two-year-old baby staring with his eyes twitching, a smile on the corner of his chubby face, and he raised his paw to press down his hair.
The kid's pretentious voice contained three parts of doubt, two parts of silence, and the remaining five parts were all ridicule. He lowered his little baby voice and murmured: "Ha!"
"You're being asked to go east and west, you little brat, where do you think you're going?"
Ok.
She is quite dedicated.
While imitating the facial expressions, I also imitated the tone of voice!
After this wave of operations, the little guy pulled Pei Du's sleeve and shook it as if to ask for credit: "Guoguoguoguo, auntie just said~"
emmm~
But the system
"But what exactly is Zhuzhu like? Why doesn't just dad say that, but even aunt says Zhuzhu is a bitch?"
The kid doesn’t quite understand.
So I felt a little conflicted holding that big watermelon-like head.
Pei Du: "............"
Tan Baiwei: "........."
For the first time, the mother and son, who had never gotten along, understood each other in their hearts.
Ok.
You don't know what you are?
Baby! You are so stupid!!!
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