After everyone was reborn, the villain's daughter survived by being cute
Chapter 154 The old man who holds back
When she was at her uncle's house, she didn't know whether she heard or read those weird and embarrassing books.
emmmmm...
Bo Shuran thought that he must have heard it, after all, this kid didn't look like he could read.
And ever since her uncle went to Daliang Mountain, she noticed something was wrong.
Ok.
It seems that this smart uncle of mine is a little... uh, hard to put into words when it comes to educating children...
For example, when they got together in the evening, her uncle suddenly had the idea of telling Zhuzhu stories, and then he turned the Grimm's fairy tales into daily palace fights in various countries.
He turned the good Cinderella into a series of magical stories in which the heroine outsmarts the stupid prince, seizes power, dominates the kingdom, and finally rules the world.
Especially when the illiterate little boy pointed at the words in the book and questioned whether that was the word his father said "Du Sha Lu".
She even leaned over to take a look. In the album, the prince was holding Cinderella's waist, leaning over and kissing her, saying, "I love you."
She and her cousin Bo Shiyu were just about to applaud Zhuzhu for being able to see all these things, but what was the result?
Her uncle didn't know what he was thinking. He pointed at the three words "I love you" and started to talk nonsense without changing his expression: "Look carefully, what else could these three words be except killing them?"
The kid who didn't know the words "I love you" and only knew the word "kill" stared with confused eyes and shook his head in confusion, clenching his paws honestly: "Zhuzhu...Zhuzhu is not a loser."
Then, her uncle raised an eyebrow: "Then you should concentrate on listening to Daddy telling you how to go from being an abandoned girl to a king bomb!"
The kid was still hesitant, pointing at the book and questioning: "Although Zhuzhu doesn't know this word, Zhuzhu knows these two words~"
She pointed at the last two words with her short claws: "Kill, that's not how you write it, Zhuzhu Chicken Lost~"
Ok.
Since System 017 played subtitles for her and told her what the final fate of her villain father was and who killed him, the kid learned the word after a while and remembered it very clearly.
After a pause, she tilted her head and pointed at the illustrated book, and asked in confusion: "And~"
"And I'm going to kill this pot for my sister Morimo, but I still want to kiss him?"
"Can a kiss kill someone? No, no... Can a kiss kill someone?"
"Zhuzhu was kissing her sister the other day, but she didn't poop either~"
"Then why did daddy say that this sister and this pot are killed?"
!!!
The kid realized it belatedly and widened his eyes, then covered his mouth with his hands.
Could it be that... hugging someone by the waist and kissing them can kill people! ???
The kid was shocked!!!
Seeing the little girl's outrageous misunderstanding, her uncle was still immersed in his own "battle of wits and blood and rain" drama and refused to extricate himself. He casually waved his hand and said perfunctorily: "Then you remembered it wrong. Whatever Dad said, these two words are what they are."
"Don't question it. Just continue listening to your father's story."
Then, the girl believed it and kowtowed reverently to her father on the spot.
Another time, she was doing her homework in a notebook, and the little one was inspired to learn how to write a diary.
At the beginning, the kid didn't know how to write today's character. She spent five minutes teaching him how to write. But when she turned around, her uncle who had just come in from outside started to rub the kid's head and start to "make trouble": "Oh, my daughter has really grown up!"
“Even Jin can write it!”
"But...are you sure you wrote it correctly?"
"Why do I remember there is a dot here in this word?" He pointed at the word "今" with his slender finger.
The kid who took five minutes to learn it still has some IQ left in his head.
Therefore, Jianjian tilted his head, believing and doubting at the same time, and asked in hesitation: "Zundu, fake du?"
Her uncle didn't tell whether it was true or false, but just scared the kid in a mysterious way and asked him to guess.
It was not until he had confused the kid (actually he had had enough of fooling the kid) that he turned around and left with a profound look of "success".
Only the kid with the woolen eyes was left, grabbing his head and howling in pain: "What! Is there a dot? What happened to Zhuzhu's head?"
"Wow wow wow!!! Can anyone tell me whether Jinjin has dots or not?"
To be honest, she thought that the family atmosphere of her uncle's family was quite good and they knew how to cooperate and have fun.
But now think about Bo Shiyu's eyebrows that were almost twisted to the sky, doesn't it turn out that he was happy?
Did he already know at that time that his father was unreliable?
Now, my strict great grandfather always says, "If you don't like going to school, don't go. If you can't get into college, just spend money!"
The main purpose is to instill a strange educational idea that "money makes the world go round and money makes everything possible".
When Bo Shuran heard this, veins popped up on his forehead and his eyelids twitched.
This, this, this! ! !
How can you educate your children like this???
It would be fine if he was just talking nonsense, but if he was serious about it, it's not impossible that this little guy is not smart and will follow the adults he admires and is close to because of his fledgling mentality.
Damn it!!!
She needs to keep an eye on that little idiot!!!
Finally, I met a silly, cute, innocent baby in this life. Although according to this kid's brain circuit, he can never become a scheming bitch no matter how hard he tries, but we can't let them turn him into an arrogant and domineering rich lady, right! ?
The cub's sister held the cub and frowned worriedly.
But, at this time.
The kid in front of her had his eyes light up, and he spoke in a slightly excited voice: "Zhuzhu, can you please not study?"
The old man who was addicted clapped his hands and nodded without saying a word: "Oh! What are you studying for? Studying is so tiring. If you don't want to study, then we won't study!"
For a fat mushroom with limited brain capacity, she actually has a way to lose weight and not to study~
But she also wants to go to school and play with other kids, which makes Mushroom very conflicted!
Because Guoguo said that there are so many kids at school that he can only play with Jiji~
But my father said that I should study hard in school and strive to get first place.
Fat Mushroom wants to play but doesn't want to disappoint his father, so he has to deal with some difficulties.
So just now when the old man said that if he didn’t want to study, then he didn’t have to study, I had some expectations.
Bo Shuran, who was keenly aware of something wrong, quickly pulled the little girl's collar and pulled her back. She looked at the old man vigilantly and interrupted him: "Grandpa! Please stop talking! You will lead the child astray!!!"
After being interrupted by her, the addicted old man finally reacted, grinned awkwardly, and turned to Zhu Zhuer to add: "Well, your sister Shu Ran is right."
"Zhuzhu'er, when it comes to studying, we don't ask you to be extremely good, but you must study hard!"
"We have to have this attitude here, don't you think?"
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, and Fat Mushroom is completely confused.
The little guy who couldn't escape the pain of studying with his head drooped felt sad: "Didn't Grandpa just say that Zhuzhu can stop studying?"
The old man's mouth twitched, and he added with shame: "Ah, then...then that is the negative example that great grandfather gave you!"
"My dear, don't you want to be more cunning? Great Grandpa tells you, as long as you study hard and read well, you will become more and more cunning, and eventually surpass your father to become the most cunning and powerful cunning king!"
Hearing the words "reading makes you more careful", the gullible kid blinked and his little mouth shaped into an O in surprise.
Her eyes were bright, and she stared at her great grandfather with expectation, clenching her paws softly and repeating: "King of Heart Eyes?"
The old man nodded in a pretentious manner: "Yes, Zhuzhu, do you want to study hard and become a more powerful mind king than your father?"
Think wow!
Why not?
She simply dreams of becoming a spermatorrhea!!
The little guy nodded his head hurriedly: "Zhuzhu wants to!!!"
The old man slapped his thigh and said, "Then Zhuzhu must study hard!"
The little dumpling nodded vigorously again.
With a stern face, he pursed his cheeks and lips firmly, and lowered his voice: "No day is worse than today. Zhuzhu will go to school today!"
"Tomorrow I will start to learn how to be smart. Tomorrow I will become a great king. When daddy and Guoguo come back, Zhuzhu will astonish daddy and Guoguo!"
The little girl tilted her head back, as if she had thought about how her villain dad and the beauty Guoguo would be shocked by her when she returned from her studies.
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