Genshin Impact: Lady Keqing wants to monopolize me, a playboy

This outfit was custom-made for Hill when he was performing in a play in Fontaine.

It cost Hill a lot of money.

As for why Hill was interested in dialogue drama, it was naturally to attract Funina's attention.

Unfortunately, it failed to attract Funina's attention.

"How should I dress up Shen He?"

Hill thought about this question and realized that there must be only one set of clothes.

If you want to dress up, you can only work in other directions.

"A veil, a crystal ball, and a pair of silk gloves."

Hill took out everything he needed from the playing cards.

Don't ask why Hill has so many props.

Asking is just to tease girls.

You may not need something at the moment, but there will always be a time when you need it.

dong dong dong.

"May I come inside?"

Shen He's voice came from outside the door.

"It's Miss Shen He, come in, I'm just about to come look for you."

Hill responded, saving him the trouble of making a trip.

"What are you doing?"

Shen He was confused. What was Hill going to do dressed like this?

"Prepare to set up a stall for divination."

"Can you tell fortunes?"

"will not."

“But I can fool people.”

Hill shook his head and smiled.

Who says you have to know how to tell fortunes before you can tell fortunes for others?

What's more, he wasn't going to take any money.

"Fooling?"

Shen He became even more confused. If she understood correctly, this was considered deceiving others.

"Yes, ordinary people like us who don't know how to tell fortunes often use rhetoric to fool others."

"Most people who come to fortune-telling just want peace of mind or good luck."

Hill spread his hands. In Liyue's words, he was a charlatan.

"But I won't fool people."

Shen He shook his head and spoke.

She really made me cry to death.

Most people's first reaction is to persuade Hill not to do anything immoral, but Shen He felt sorry that he could not help Hill.

"It is precisely because you don't know how to do it that you need to practice."

"Sit down, I'll tell you what we're going to do."

Hill pointed to the bed and motioned Shen He to sit down and talk.

Shen He nodded. At this point, she understood Hill's purpose.

"First of all, let me make it clear that we are not doing divination for money this time. We are just trying to practice our speaking skills."

"There is no charge for people to come for divination. You can treat this as a game."

In order to prevent Shen He from misunderstanding him, Hill first issued a disclaimer.

"Ah."

Shen He nodded. She was the kind of person who only helped her relatives and not others.

Hill's explanation seemed a bit redundant to her.

"When fortune-telling, our process is like this."

"Take the crystal ball and tell the people who come to ask for divination: Tell us why you are here, and it will reveal your destiny."

"After the other party explains his purpose, I will hand you a shuffled deck of playing cards."

"You take out the first, last and middle cards and place them on the table."

...(Omit the lengthy introduction to the rules and the teaching of the words)

After a morning of teaching and rehearsal, Shen He managed to master the secrets of Greek divination.

"That's pretty much it."

"Don't be too rigid in your words. Try to guide the other person toward the idea that his or her behavior will determine the future results."

As long as this is the case, no matter what the final result is, people will find a suitable excuse for themselves.

Simply put, it's not their fault.

"Everyone here has different ideas. You need to observe their expressions carefully and try to figure out the meaning of their words."

"Compile a divination result based on what they want."

Among them are expectations for future life, depression over frustrated love, and grief over recent misfortunes.

All of this will turn into nutrients to help Shenhe grow.

"I will work hard."

Shen He nodded. Xier had done his best for her, so how could she just turn a blind eye to it?

"Don't feel any psychological burden, this is just a game."

"I just want you to see the complex emotions and thoughts of the people."

Shen He is very smart. Hill feels that in a month at most, she will be able to do things like a normal person.

......

When we live in this world, there are some things that are useless even if we don't want to face them.

As long as it is something that needs to be done, you can never run away.

“The taste is delicate and the meaty flavor is rich.”

Facing the bowl of meat soup in front of him, Hill gave his own evaluation.

As for what kind of meat this was, Hill didn't know and didn't want to know.

"Really? Great, it looks like this snake meat soup is a success!"

Xiangling said happily.

Can't hear it. I can't hear it.

Hill closed his eyes and tried to hypnotize himself.

The two of them returned to the way they were getting along at the beginning.

And this is not something to be happy about for an old father.

"Humph."

Master Mao snorted coldly and chopped the knife on the chopping board.

No, he couldn't take it anymore. He couldn't go on like this for another day.

"father!"

Xiangling heard the noise and said with dissatisfaction.

"I'm just tired. Put down the kitchen knife. You guys are busy. Don't worry about me."

Master Mao sighed inwardly.

It is said that a daughter is a father’s little cotton-padded jacket who can warm his heart.

This is true, but Master Mao feels that there is a time limit for this.

After finding someone you like, this little cotton-padded jacket is no longer the same.

Look, he has started yelling at his father.

When Master Mao thought of this, he felt particularly depressed.

But he had no other choice but to watch it all happen.

"What's so good about that kid?"

Master Mao now feels upset when he looks at Hill’s face.

If that brat dares to abandon Xiangling in the future, I...I...Alas~

Master Mao sighed again and shook his head. He could only hope that this would not happen.

Even if the current situation remains, as long as my daughter is happy, that's enough.

Master Mao, who is a daughter slave, has already submitted to this.

After all, no matter what he did now, it would only make his daughter angry, and there was even the risk of hurting her.

His thoughts now are simple.

Even if I do nothing, I don't want to make any mistakes.

......

Original Seminary.

Mr. Hill, Class 3, Z.

"stand up."

"salute."

"sit down."

After completing the daily routine before class, Hill opened his textbook.

"Okay, open the first volume of How to Become a Playboy."

"Today we are going to explain what the soul of a playboy is."

"Um, do you know what the Playboy Soul means?"

Hill wrote the six words "Playboy Soul" on the blackboard.

"Well, Wendy's long hair and hat are in the way. I can't see the blackboard clearly."

Kurumi raised her hand, adjusted her donut glasses, and said calmly.

"Wendy, you are not allowed to wear hats in class."

"Hey, why can they two do it?"

Wendy was a little confused and pointed at Qiqi and Zaoyou on her left and right.

"Without a hat, the talisman will fall off."

Qiqi covered her hat and spoke one paragraph at a time.

"This is a part of Zaoyou's body, not a hat."

Zaoyou said very dissatisfiedly.

"Mr. Hill, these two reasons shouldn't be passed, right?"

Wendy smiled and said.

"Sorry, I don't think there's anything wrong."

"As for why, they are two girls. Are you satisfied with this answer?"

"Okay, let's continue with class."

Hill tapped the textbook and said indifferently.

"Sir, Nutella is eating donuts and showing off to me."

Xingqiu stood up and reported Hu Tao who was standing nearby.

"Why is your donut still there? Also, you are not allowed to eat food during class."

"Sir, these are my glasses, they are not food."

"This doesn't count as snacking in class."

Walnut swallowed them one by one.

"Sir, there seems to be a photo of a beautiful girl in your textbook."

"I don't think you should watch this kind of thing while teaching."

Chongyun stood up and said seriously.

"This isn't a photo of a beautiful girl, it's just a comic."

"But I clearly saw a lot of pictures of beautiful girls in swimsuits."

"It's just that the plot happened to go to the beach."

"Okay, let's continue with class."

Hill took the photo of the beautiful girl out of the textbook and put it silently in his arms.

"Sir, Aratake Ichito is playing with bugs."

"gentlemen."

"gentlemen.."

"gentlemen..."

Jingle bell, jingle bell.

The class quickly passed in a state of chaos.

"That's the exam you just mentioned."

"Take good notes yourself."

"complete."

Hill picked up the textbook and left.

"I'd better transfer to another school."

Confused Wan Ye stood up from his seat, looked at the Advanced Elements Theory in his hand, and said firmly.