Zongman: Exchange lives with the heroines

"Ms. Goto, do you know what half-body means?"

"I...I don't know..."

"Half body means, half for you and half for me, tear it open and see."

“No…no…please spare me…wuwuwu…”

——All of the above are just Pochi-chan’s fantasies——

The reality is...

"Ah, um, well..."

Because of excessive nervousness, Xia Lijun held the phone, stammering for a long time, and couldn't utter a complete sentence.

She was about to cry because of her own stupidity.

Miss Goto Momi is about to laugh to death.

Of course, as a highly qualified human being, he did not laugh, but said in a gentle voice:

"Don't be nervous. If you have anything to say, just take your time. We are on the phone. I can't see you, and there is no one else in the apartment, so you are alone over there. You can just relax."

After hearing his words, Xia Lijun did feel a little relieved and grateful, but more of it was confusion.

Why does the other person seem to know me so well?

"Let me introduce myself. My name is Xia Mo, and I am currently in your body."

After a brief introduction, Miss Goto Mo asked knowingly, "What about you?"

"Ah? Me? I... My name is Goto Ichiri, and I'm also currently in your body."

It sounds a bit weird.

Miss Goto Mo's expression was a little subtle, and she said, "Hello, Yili, can I just call you Yili?"

So outgoing!

Aren't you already shouting?!

It's a real charge!

Damn it!

Xia Lijun opened his mouth and wanted to refuse, but the words came out of his mouth.

This is social phobia, you can’t even say no to others.

"If you don't say anything, I'll take that as your consent. Ichiri, can I call you Pochi-chan?"

Again? !

Xia Lijun widened his eyes.

"If you don't say anything, I'll take that as your consent, Pochi-chan, can I call you Xia Li-kun?"

No, come again? !

And what the hell is Xia Lijun? !

I am a girl!

No, I'm not a girl now.

sad!

"If you don't say anything, I'll take that as your consent. Xia Lijun, can I go take a shower?"

Take a bath? ! ! !

At this moment, Xia Lijun thought of the restricted scene he had seen in the bathroom not long ago, and then thought of the restricted scene that the other party was about to see.

Don't!

Overload, crash, deformation, garbled characters, and then unable to start again.

"If you don't say anything, I'll treat you as..."

"No...No! Absolutely not!"

Xia Lijun sat up in shock from his dying illness and said the most courageous words of his life into the phone.

After saying this she was surprised.

Ah, is this me?

Hey, you're really amazing that you can say such bold words.

She couldn't help but feel a little smug.

next second.

"Ok?"

A voice, neither loud nor soft, came from the phone.

She wilted immediately.

"Ah... Lord Xia Mo, please enjoy as you please."

"..."

Is this social phobia?

That’s so easy to do.

Still enjoying it at your leisure?

How to enjoy?

Self-generating electricity?

Miss Goto Mo suppressed the urge to complain and said, "Just kidding, I've already told your mother that I won't take a bath today."

That’s good, that’s good, he is a very good person.

Xia Lijun, who had been slapping himself in the face in regret, cheered up a little.

"……Thanks."

"You're welcome. Let's respect each other. I'll take care of your body and you'll take care of mine. We won't do anything that goes against each other's wishes."

This, of course, couldn't be better.

Xia Lijun breathed a sigh of relief, then hesitated for a long time and asked in a low voice: "Um, Xia Mojun, what's going on with us now?"

"An unknown supernatural phenomenon caused our souls to swap."

Paranormal activity?

Soul swap?

Aren't you panicking?

Anyway, Xia Lijun was very panicked, and she was only concerned about one issue.

"Don't worry, you can change it back."

Hey, did you guess what I was thinking?

Xia Lijun was a little surprised, and at the same time, a doubt arose in his mind.

How long will it take to switch back?

"It may take some time, from a week to several months."

Mind reading?!

This was Xia Lijun’s first thought.

So long? !

This was Xia Lijun’s second thought.

"Can you, can you hurry up?"

She asked weakly.

"I hope it's quick, but this is not something I can control."

Miss Goto Mo sighed.

Xia Lijun was speechless.

The atmosphere was silent.

After a while.

Miss Goto Momi spoke first.

"We may have to live with each other's identities for a while. I am confident that I can play you without letting your family find out about the problem. And you, Pochi-chan, you..."

He paused, thinking of the girl's difficult personality, and couldn't help but sigh: "Do your best."

"S-Sorry, I-I..."

I am such a useless person.

Oh oh oh!

Xia Lijun wailed inwardly.

"No, no, you're right. It's my fault."

First it was Yukinoshita Yukino, then Goto Ichiri.

The reason why the two of them exchanged bodies with Xia Mo was most likely because of Xia Mo.

Without him, perhaps the body swap would not have happened at all.

Although it was not his subjective intention.

But strictly speaking, the woman is the real victim.

Xia Lijun is not clear about this.

When she heard what Miss Goto Mo said, her face was filled with emotion.

Ah, how gentle.

I really want to be friends with him.

but.

but.

forget it.

The girl's brain was overwhelmed by past memories and she fell into depression.

"Pochi-chan, add me as a friend."

"Ah, buddy?!"

Am I dreaming?

"Just add a contact method, Line, how about chatting with Line?"

"Oh oh oh, good."

Xia Lijun quickly agreed.

As for social phobia, I dare not see the person or hear his voice.

In comparison, chatting on Line is obviously more comfortable and secure.

The two hung up the phone.

Click on line.

Xia Lijun was deeply envious when he saw the list of friends.

She is such a dark clown, she doesn't have any friends at all!

At this moment, two pieces of news came one after another.

The former was a message from "Black Cat".

"Senior, my family agrees."

The latter is a friend request from "Guitar Hero".

Xia Lijun ignored the former and looked at the latter, suddenly becoming panicked.

It was over, it was over, her guitar hero identity was exposed.

If it were announced, fans would be disappointed to know that their idol is a socially anxious person. Then...

Ahhhh, no!!!

"What's going on? Why hasn't the application been approved in such a long time?"

In Pochi-chan's room, Miss Goto Mo was sitting cross-legged on the bed, looking at the screen of her mobile phone with helplessness in her eyes.

Social phobia is really hard to deal with.

Another minute passed.

The application was just approved.

"Sorry to keep you waiting."

"……It doesn't matter."

Although she was very tired, Miss Goto Mo chose to forgive.

This made Xia Lijun quite ashamed.

Just now, she was doubting the other person's character.

"Ah, that, Xia Mojun, your friend Black Cat just sent you a message saying that your family agreed."

"You help me...never mind, just smile back."

I wanted to cancel it.

But the ugly daughter-in-law will have to meet her parents-in-law sooner or later.

Sooner or later, Goto Ichiri will come into contact with Xia Mo's social circle.

There's no use hiding.

It is better to face the challenge head-on.

This requires Xia Lijun to stand up.

Do you want to stand up straight?

Ms. Goto Momi felt that the task on her shoulders was heavy.

"I'm back."

Xia Lijun sent a report.

"Thank you, Pochi-chan, you're so nice, can you be my friend?"

"Ah, friend?!"

"Yes, my friend, would Pochi-chan be willing?"

"Yes, of course I do."

The girl cheered inwardly.

Friends, I made friends.

Mom and Dad, did you see it?

I, Goto Ichiri, also made a friend today.

Hey hey hey hey…

She grinned foolishly and even felt that swapping bodies wasn't that bad after all.

"My friend, I want to get to know you better. Do you want to get to know me better?"

Miss Goto Momi started to set a trap.

"I think, I think."

Xia Lijun took the bait immediately.

"Well, in that case, let's start with you."

Miss Goto Momi smiled slightly, not giving the other party a chance to refuse, and emphasized it.

"Introduce yourself to me in detail, without leaving out any word."