Global Erosion: Non-Human Claims to Be My Mr.

A corner of the garden.

Hua Chi hid in a tree, listening quietly to a group of people arguing in low voices.

"Did you find it?".

"no".

"What are you looking for!".

"Pooh!".

"If you ask me, we should just go all out and do it all..."

The little boy who spoke had a gloomy voice, his hand across his neck, and murderous intent in his eyes.

"Isn't it bad?"

"Everyone else is innocent."

"Ha! Hypocritical."

"If you don't go, I will!"

"When I get out, you will all die by my knife."

After silently sending the little boy who had spoken harshly away, the others looked at each other, each with their own thoughts in their hearts.

"idiot!".

Someone cursed under his breath.

"All right".

"Harmony brings wealth."

"We are all real children now. If there are any conflicts, we might as well make an agreement to resolve them outside."

One of the little boys acted as a peacemaker and said with a smile.

This place called Yuyuan is very strange. Everyone who enters the Yuyuan will return to their childhood form and all their abilities will be blocked.

In addition, things that do not belong to Ikuen cannot be used at all.

They are now just truly defenseless kids, and no one dares to be the first to break up.

Everyone's attitude seems kind and friendly, but in fact they are on guard against people other than themselves.

"snort!".

"I think we should just go our separate ways!"

After saying that, the person who spoke turned and left.

People were divided and the small group that was formed briefly ended in disunity.

rustle--

A breeze blew, and the branches and leaves swayed slightly.

From a distance, it looks like undulating green ocean waves.

When there was no one around, Hua Chi broke through the waves and landed steadily on the ground with both feet.

With a wave of his hand, the creature that only Huachi could see easily jumped into the shadow of the grass leaves.

Swah——

He covered his hand and grabbed casually in the air, with the five fingers of the ruler slightly closed.

The corners of his straight mouth curled up slightly, and a pair of deep black eyes flashed with coldness.

go out......

It's not that easy...

"Go find them."

"I want them all to stay."

As soon as the words fell, the grass and trees around Hua Chi suddenly swayed wildly.

Hua Hua——

The mottled light and shadows moved slowly with the wind, and in the ink-like shadows, something gathered silently.

The flower ruler in the center is like a king giving orders.

The wind stopped and the trees were still. Figures swam quickly along the shadows, like fish wagging their tails in the water.

After a few seconds, Hua Chi left the spot.

With the existence in the palm of his hand leading the way, Hua Chi soon met Xu Xiaolou.

"Flower".

"How are you?".

As soon as the two met, Xu Xiaolou took the lead.

Hua Chi didn't even raise his eyes and said directly:

"You've been discovered."

"hey-hey!".

Xu Xiaolou, who was exposed by this word, responded with an awkward smile.

"Don't blame me."

“As soon as I get close, they know I’m there.”

Xu Xiaolou wondered.

Glancing at the bright shadow on the ground, Hua Chi's mouth twitched and he sighed:

"Even pigs can hide better than you."

Xu Xiaolou finally realized his mistake, looked away angrily, and said:

"A real man."

"Act openly and honestly, and don't bother to do things secretly."

Changing the subject, Xu Xiaolou patted his chest and said:

"Once is new, twice is familiar."

"I will definitely make sure it's cooked next time, trust me!"

Hua Chi: “Oh.”

"I hope it's not as half-baked as your mouth."

Xu Xiaolou: “…”

rustle--

The grass leaves swayed slightly and made a sound, like the whispers of some creature.

"hurry up!".

"Follow me and get the rope!".

The wind ruffled her hair, and Hua Chi suddenly raised her eyes and said.

“Oh…oh oh.”

Xu Xiaolou subconsciously followed Hua Chi's instructions to get the hemp rope and followed Hua Chi.

After getting the hemp rope, Xu Xiaolou immediately exchanged places with Hua Chi.

"Flowers...flowers."

"What are you holding the rope for?"

Xu Xiaolou, full of doubts, carried a large bundle of hemp rope.

Hua Chitou didn't even reply:

"Kidnapping".

Xu Xiaolou: “!!!”

"ah?".

"ah--".

"What do you want to do?".

"I won't let you go!".

Hua Chi looked coldly at the person who was kicked into the room by Xu Xiaolou, and screamed and struggled frantically.

"Be quiet!".

Xu Xiaolou pulled the rope in his hand and warned.

"capable".

"Let's go out and fight!".

Xu Xiaolou rolled his eyes and looked at the little boy with sympathy, who was covered in dust and looked particularly disheveled.

"You're already tied up, who wants to go out and fight with you?"

"Could it be that he was sent to the orphanage because he is a fool?"

Xu Xiaolou suddenly understood, and the sympathy in his eyes became more intense.

The little boy who was controlled by others: “…”

MD, you are the fool!

Damn you son of a bitch... Damn you rope...

I spent the whole day hunting geese, but was pecked in the eyes by two sparrows!

"Tell the truth!".

"Confess and be treated leniently, resist and be punished!"

Xu Xiaolou thought about it and started interrogating people by imitating the criminal investigation films he had watched.

"who are you?".

"What is your purpose in coming to Ik Yuen?"

"Who are you looking for?".

Faced with Xu Xiaolou's three consecutive questions, the little boy turned his head and snorted coldly.

Why should he cooperate with the games of two little brats...

Knowing that the two people in front of him were real children, there was no way Cai Ye would tell the truth.

"Don't tell?".

Xu Xiaolou immediately stepped on the debris with one foot and let out a strange laugh.

Cai Ye felt a chill on his back, and inexplicably felt uneasy.

"Flower".

"superior!".

Xu Xiaolou waved his hand and made way.

Tsk tsk...

This is a trick that has never been tried...

Hua Chi stepped forward, pinched the prisoner's mouth with two fingers, and raised his hand.

“Um…I…Um…”

Cai Ye’s eyes widened, his facial features wrinkled in pain, and his face turned blue and red.

屮!

Why don't you say that the one who resists strictness is this salt...

Hua Hua——

White salt like snowflakes was "fed" to Cai Ye as if it were free.

"Flower".

"Enough is enough, give him a chance."

Xu Xiaolou quickly acted as a good guy and stopped Hua Chi's "atrocities".

He didn't have much salt on hand, so the less the better.

Is this salt?

These were the tears that Xu Xiaolou shed every night when he tossed and turned, and was too hungry to sleep!

Many unpalatable foods can become delicious by sprinkling a pinch of salt on them.

His delicious magic still depends on the remaining salt.

"I...I said..."

Cai Ye was afraid that the other party would pour salt into his mouth again, so he spoke quickly regardless of his sore throat and churning stomach.

"Come come come!".

"Drink water!".

Xu Xiaolou instantly became a hundred times more enthusiastic and considerately fed him water.

After drinking a bottle of water, Cai Ye felt even worse.

It relieved my stomach discomfort, but my mouth and tongue still felt salty and bitter.

"Tell me if you've had enough to drink!"

Xu Xiaolou moved his hand away and urged.

Cai Ye: “…”

You two bastards, I'm going to skin you alive sooner or later.

"My name is Cai Ye."

"Vegetable leaves?".

"Hahaha......".

"There are other people with this name."

"Do you have a brother named Cai Tou?"

Xu Xiaolou wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and asked with a smile.

Cai Ye's eyes changed, and in the blink of an eye his true emotions sank into his eyes.

"Cai with grass radical, Huohua".

Cai Ye gritted his teeth.

"puff!".

“Isn’t it still grass?”

Xu Xiaolou complained.

Cai Ye's eyes twitched and he wished he could tear Xu Xiaolou's annoying mouth apart.

Cai Ye caught a glimpse of the flower ruler moving out of the corner of his eye, and was startled. He didn't bother to argue with Xu Xiaolou about how Cai was not a dish.

"We are looking for a child with a golden mark on his forehead."

Xu Xiaolou thought for a long time, scratched his head and said:

"Golden mark?".

"Did you find the wrong one?"

"We don't have the child you are looking for."

Before he finished speaking, Cai Ye suddenly became excited.

"We clearly felt he was here."

"Take him out...Take him out and you'll know whether he is there or not!"

Xu Xiaolou silently picked up the hemp rope on the ground and said quietly:

"Oh!".

"Think beautifully!"

"They want to kidnap the children in our kindergarten."

"Maybe in the next life!".

"Huahua, let's tie them all up!"

Hua Chi opened the door and expressed her agreement with her actions.