Global Erosion: Non-Human Claims to Be My Mr.

"What little girl with twin ponytails?"

Xu Xiaolou's voice suddenly appeared in the conversation.

Xu Xiaolou in the front row no longer looked drowsy, but now he was leaning against the desk with his back resting on his desk, his ears perked up with alert eyes.

"no".

Hua Chi finished thinking, looked up at Xu Xiaolou and gave Qin Mo's reply.

Hua Chi: "But... I remember that for the safety of students, the rooftop of the teaching building is usually locked. How could a little girl appear on the rooftop?"

Hua Chi's mouth was closed one second ago, and the next second Xu Xiaolou couldn't wait to speak:

"Boss Qin, you have a very good eye. If it were me... I wouldn't notice what kind of clothes she was wearing."

Xu Xiaolou's tone was full of emotion, but his words strayed far away from the main topic.

Qin Mo and Hua Chi were both stunned.

They all ignored what Xu Xiaolou said.

Yes, that’s how I saw it.

Qin Mo frowned, then uncontrollably turned towards the opposite teaching building again.

The summer sun was dazzling, blurring the teaching building in the distance.

Ding--

The bell for the end of get out of class suddenly rang from the broadcast next to the blackboard, reminding Qin Mo and the other two that it was time to change classrooms.

The classroom for their next class happened to be in the teaching building opposite.

"Don't look at it."

Hua Chi patted Qin Mo's shoulder, calling him back to his senses.

"okay".

Qin Mo quickly put away the books on the table.

"Wait! Let me do it!".

Xu Xiaolou blocked Qin Mo's hand, quickly packed up Qin Mo's textbooks, stuffed them into Qin Mo's backpack and carried them on his back.

"Hurry up! Otherwise the three of us will be late."

Xu Xiaolou urged as he hugged his textbook.

Qin Mo responded: “Okay.”

After leaving the house, Qin Mo looked back again as if possessed by a ghost.

On the way to another teaching building.

"Boss Qin".

"What did you just dream about me?"

Xu Xiaolou approached Qin Mo and asked curiously with his round eyes.

Hey!

Before Qin Mo opened his mouth to speak, Xu Xiaolou hid himself and laughed secretly.

Hua Chi glanced at the silly grinning Xu Xiaolou and shook his head secretly.

Look at his behavior...there's no hope.

Qin Mo smiled helplessly, rubbed Xu Xiaolou's head and said:

"I do not remember".

"What! Why don't you remember it?"

Xu Xiaolou pouted and whispered.

puff!

so cute!

Suddenly, some hilarious laughter broke out from the crowd around the three people.

Hearing the voice, Hua Chi raised her eyes lightly:

"Okay, stop behaving like that. You don't act like a man at all."

If you don't collect it now, you will be angry again when you see the comments on the post.

"Flower! Ruler!".

"You! Don't! Look! Like! a! Man."

Xu Xiaolou turned his head angrily, staring at Hua Chi and speaking word by word.

"Yes, yes, yes, you are right, Xu Louhua."

Hua Chi smiled ruthlessly and spoke slowly.

His body stiffened, and thick resentment continued to emerge from Xu Xiaolou.

Xu Xiaolou went completely crazy and collapsed, shouting: "Ah! I want to enforce justice on the behalf of Heaven, Hua Chi, you bastard, give me your life."

Holding the book, Hua Chi bent down and nimbly dodged Xu Xiaolou's clutches.

"Come and get it if you can!"

Hua Chi stepped back and raised an eyebrow teasingly.

The stimulated Xu Xiaolou immediately shouted: "Boss Qin, don't stop me! Either he dies today or I die."

Qin Mo: “…”

I didn't mean to stop you.

Xu Xiaolou and Hua Chi were making a fuss around him, so Qin Mo had no choice but to block one and save the other from time to time.

The lethality of Xu Xiaolou's nickname, as always, has the effect of killing Xu Xiaolou with one accurate and ruthless blow.

It’s a long story. Xu Xiaolou’s nickname became known after the three of them had military training.

During the military training, due to the outstanding appearance of the three men, people kept forming teams to express their feelings to them, trying to win over any one of them.

But what’s interesting is that those who confessed their love to Hua Chi would eventually leave in tears; those who confessed their love to Qin Mo would eventually be reluctant to leave; and those who confessed their love to Xu Xiaolou would eventually become Xu Xiaolou’s little sisters.

Some smart ones chose to persuade Xu Xiaolou to introduce him to a girl, and unexpectedly it actually worked out.

This was like stirring up a hornet's nest, and more and more male classmates wanted Xu Xiaolou to introduce them to a partner.

Someone posted in the school post that Xu Xiaolou is as beautiful and kind-hearted as its name suggests.

Over time, Xu Xiaolou got various nicknames, such as Mr. Xu, Matchmaker Xu, Matchmaker Xu, and Flower in the House...

In the post, the nickname "louhua" came in first with a huge number of votes and became the name used by many students to refer to Xu Xiaolou.

Xu Xiaolou tried to change the plan many times but failed, so he had to agree with tears in his eyes.

In his dormitory bed, Xu Xiaolou was once discovered by Qin Mo and Hua Chi reading posts and leaving comments while secretly dropping gold beans.

The reason is that this nickname makes him feel very unmanly.

However, the person who gave Xu Xiaolou the nickname did not have any bad intentions. There was also an explanation in the post, saying that Xu Xiaolou was "beautiful" and kind-hearted, with good looks and good temperament.

Of course, the most important thing is that Xu Xiaolou knows many beautiful and kind young ladies.

Xu Xiaolou looks like a typical little puppy. He smiles even though he is silent, and his smile reveals two small fangs.

The female students' evaluation of Xu Xiaolou is that he is like the winter sun and a well-behaved little puppy, and just looking at him can make one's heart melt.

The male students' evaluation of Xu Xiaolou behind his back was that this guy was obviously not a "stinky" man.

Xu Xiaolou missed the flower ruler and shouted angrily:

"Hey! Don't run!".

Hua Chi quickly slipped into the crowd and disappeared.

Xu Xiaolou chased after Qin Mo for a step or two and returned to him, completely confused.

"Who is that, Boss Qin, look at him."

Although he didn't understand why Hua Chi suddenly disappeared, Qin Mo patted Xu Xiaolou's shoulder soothingly and changed the subject:

"I seemed to hear the school bell ringing."

"What!".

Xu Xiaolou looked horrified.

Xu Xiaolou: "Hurry, hurry, hurry! Professor Wang who teaches this course likes me the most."

Qin Mo curled his lips when he heard this.

Professor Wang, who teaches this course, likes boys and girls who look like good kids, like Xu Xiaolou. He often gives them candies after class and tells them to study hard.

When it comes to class, strictness is Professor Wang’s embodiment.

As a teacher, one always worries about students and wants to make long-term plans for them.

Ding--

Xu Xiaolou lay on the desk and took a deep breath, then gave the candy that Professor Wang gave him to Qin Mo and Hua Chi.

Xu Xiaolou, with his cheeks stuffed with bulging, said incoherently:

"Professor Wang is good in every way. It would be even better if he didn't pick me to answer questions."

pat!

The sound of candy wrappers being torn apart rang in his ears, and Qin Mo chuckled when he heard it:

"You don't know how lucky you are. Others want to get extra points in Professor Wang's class, but you are unwilling to take it."

Xu Xiaolou rolled the sweet candy with his tongue and said slowly:

"Hmph! If you want this blessing, I will give it to you."

Tsk!

Hua Chi took the candy from Xu Xiaolou, unwrapped it and said:

"If you really don't want it, then I'll go talk to Professor Wang."

Hua Chi's position in school happens to be in close contact with all of you teachers.

If Xu Xiaolou had asked for the flower ruler, this problem could really have been solved.

"Whatever, give me back my candy."

Xu Xiaolou suddenly sat up and reached out to grab the candy from Hua Chi's hand.

"Oh! How can you give something back to others?"

Hua Chi was so angry that she laughed.

"I want it, I want it."

Xu Xiaolou shouted while holding a candy in his mouth.

"okay!".

"I have to go find Professor Wang."

Hua Chi put the candy into her mouth and opened Xu Xiaolou's claws and said.

"I...it's not because of this, I just simply don't like you."

Xu Xiaolou's thoughts were exposed and he said angrily.

Hua Chi rolled his eyes and said while biting the candy:

"Yes, I misunderstood, okay."

"Professor Wang likes you very much."

"Ok".

Xu Xiaolou immediately withdrew his hand, put on a smile, and sat down obediently, as if nothing had happened.

click!

Unable to bear Xu Xiaolou's look, Hua Chi took out another candy from her pocket, opened it and chewed it into pieces.

It was like the candy turned into Xu Xiaolou and was slowly bitten into pieces by him.