Global Erosion: Non-Human Claims to Be My Mr.

The two stood in the rain.

Hua Chi looked around at the mist and said expressionlessly:

"Have you noticed that what you see seems to be becoming clearer and clearer, but when you look outside the temple it is still dark."

Hearing this, Xu Xiaolou blinked in surprise and said:

"That's true. I thought I had been in the dark for too long. What's going on? Do you know?"

"Brother...Brother, please tell me quickly and stop keeping me in suspense."

Xu Xiaolou urged in a low voice, calling out very affectionately.

What a good guy who calls me brother when he has something to do and calls me dad when he has nothing to do. Hua Chi rolled his eyes and said:

"How should I know what's going on? I'm not a fortune teller."

What is so strange about this temple...

Xu Xiaolou said "oh" indifferently.

Veins on Hua Chi's forehead were bulging and he almost couldn't breathe.

Glancing at Hua Chi's expression, Xu Xiaolou smiled apologetically:

"Then what are we doing here?"

Hua Chi: “Wait for something.”

After getting the answer, Xu Xiaolou waited in silence.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and it seemed as if the two of them were covered with a beaded curtain on their heads. The crystal raindrops danced between their hair, and the body temperature that was released was also absorbed into their bodies.

Suddenly, Hua Chi spoke:

"All right".

Xu Xiaolou's eyes lit up and he trotted after him.

"What is this thing? It's black and looks like a sesame ball."

Xu Xiaolou was using a small wooden stick that he had picked up to poke at the dark mass again and again. The black sesame ball in front of him could not bear the annoyance and showed its sharp teeth, protesting towards Xu Xiaolou.

"Hey! This little thing is still not convinced."

Xu Xiaolou laughed and poked him several times.

"Little guy, confess what you are here for."

As Xu Xiaolou watched, he swallowed his saliva. He was hungry after not eating for such a long time.

The black sesame dumplings with his mouth closed looked more and more like round, hot and sweet rice dumplings. He could eat more than twenty of them in one go.

Without noticing, the tied black sesame dumpling suddenly froze in place, its pair of round red eyes staring blankly at Xu Xiaolou.

He looked full of doubt, but his entire body was in black so it was hard to tell what his expression was.

It was attracted here by the pleasant smell of food, and when it arrived it discovered that there was a group of humans gathered here.

The delicious aroma of food filled the air, and the wonderful taste made it lick its lips unconsciously.

Some of the humans were very delicious, and it wiped its saliva several times.

After observing for a long time outside, it found that these weak humans were not as powerful as it remembered, so it finally took action.

To prevent accidents, it first hid in the shadows. When Xu Xiaolou's light shone on it, it had already slipped away along other shadows.

After sniffing the scent of several humans in the room, it took a fancy to two clean and good-looking humans.

Unfortunately, it was discovered by a tall human as soon as it made its move. It was so angry that it rubbed its claws on the wall several times before it calmed down.

After calming down, it came up with a good idea to make some noise to lure the bad human out.

When the time comes, there will be someone powerful enough to teach him a lesson. After one is gone, it still has... hehe, it still has 5.

After laughing for a while, it started to act.

Woo woo woo woo, unfortunately, just as it was about to open the door, it was tied up by a rope that appeared from nowhere.

Xu Xiaolou, who was squatting, threw the small wooden stick in his hand aside, covered his stomach and muttered:

"I'm so hungry."

The stubborn Dumpling shrank back silently to reduce his presence.

Hua Chi, who silently took everything in, said: "Here, it's for you."

Xu Xiaolou's eyes lit up as he bit into the sausage and said vaguely:

"Anything else?"

Yu Luo's pair of round eyes scanned Hua Chi's body restlessly, without any attempt to conceal it.

Hua Chi smiled wickedly when he heard this and pointed to a dark mass not far away:

"It tastes pretty good, and it has a sesame flavor."

After he finished speaking, he raised his chin slightly towards Xu Xiaolou.

what?

Xu Xiaolou was stunned for a moment, then noticed Hua Chi's movements, his round eyes turned and he exclaimed in an extremely exaggerated way:

"Really? That... is really great!".

"I'm so hungry."

Hearing the conversation between the two, Black Sesame Dumpling shuddered uncontrollably.

Wow, why are humans so scary nowadays?

Fight hard, it's better to live a miserable life than to die.

Tuanzi, who couldn't bear it any longer, suddenly jumped up and opened his big mouth to wrap around Xu Xiaolou's right hand holding the sausage.

Hua Chi's eyes suddenly narrowed, and she quickly stepped forward and grabbed Xu Xiaolou's arm: "Xiaolou!", and with her other hand she grabbed the black sesame ball and threw it out.

The black sesame ball hit the ground not far away with a scream of pain, but in Xu Xiaolou's ears it sounded as a clear "It hurts".

Ouch, my hand was eaten!

The next second, Xu Xiaolou stared at the black sesame ball not far away, who was trembling and raising his head, with a look of shock on his face, and he looked dazed:

"It...it spoke."

Xu Xiaolou pointed at the black sesame dumpling that was staring at the two of them sinisterly with a pair of red eyes.

Hua Chi was looking at the back of Xu Xiaolou's hand which was oozing blood, and turned around when she heard the words.

Seeing Hua Chi's silence, Xu Xiaolou thought that she didn't believe him and said firmly:

"Really, it just cried out in pain."

Hua Chi withdrew his gaze and nodded lightly, frowning as he thought about how to treat Xu Xiaolou's wound.

He appears calm and expressionless.

Influenced by Hua Chi, Xu Xiaolou's agitated mood also calmed down and he noticed Hua Chi's worried gaze.

Xu Xiaolou pursed his lips and said:

"It looks scary, but it's actually that guy's saliva."

He frowned and shook his hands continuously, trying to get rid of the sticky saliva on his hands.

Xu Xiaolou leaned in and sniffed it, his expression suddenly changing:

"How disgusting."

Huaji: “…”

Seeing that Xu Xiaolou was really fine, he quickly stepped back several steps.

Now the black sesame ball that was hiding from the flower ruler kept squeaking as if it was saying something indignantly.

"You are disgusting! Bah, this blood is so disgusting."

After hearing it clearly, Xu Xiaolou was speechless. He imitated Hua Chi and glared at him fiercely with his eyes slightly narrowed.

The black sesame dumpling immediately became scared and subconsciously took a step back, avoiding Xu Xiaolou's sight with his pair of red eyes.

I don't bother with humans.

I smacked the remaining taste in my mouth secretly. This is what human tastes like. It's not as delicious as they say...

Hua Chi looked at the two people facing each other in a tense atmosphere and asked in confusion:

"What does it say?".

Xu Xiaolou looked depressed and said coldly:

"It said I was disgusting, haha."

A barely perceptible smile flashed across Hua Chi's eyes, and his cold eyes softened a little as he looked at the black sesame dumpling.

This scene was a threat to Black Sesame Dumpling. The perverted human in front of it finally could not tolerate its weakness and helplessness.

For its life, it has to rely on itself:

"You...you guys."

Seeing that he had successfully attracted Xu Xiaolou's attention, Black Sesame Dumpling tried to muster up his strength and continued:

"You can't hurt me, especially you! Human! You are tied to me now."

The human in front of him had a blank expression on his face, and Black Sesame Dumpling felt a little guilty.

"If...if I get hurt, you will die too!".

Xu Xiaolou was shocked: "What!"

Hua Chi saw the panicked Xu Xiaolou with sharp eyes:

"What's wrong?".