The fake daughter is also trying to exploit system loopholes today
Chapter 99 Shooting yourself in the foot
[Limited Time Mission: Bone-chilling Cold]
[Task Description: Su Yu wants to live in a tent by herself, and has established an image of a good kid who follows the rules. You are going to let her experience what it means to shoot herself in the foot.]
[Task requirements: Trick Su Yu into living in a tent, and then at night, while others are not paying attention, secretly destroy the tent.]
Su Xiaomeng quickly glanced at the task that had just appeared and looked troubled.
Ugh! What a trouble! It's so cold at night. If the tent is damaged, my sister will definitely catch a cold.
But if you don't complete the mission, the world will be destroyed.
Yes?
Su Xiaomeng suddenly had a look in front of her eyes and thought of a bold idea.
"Sister, brother, please stop quarreling."
Su Xiaomeng rushed over, stood between Su Yu and Su Xinghui, and waved her hands vigorously.
"It is entirely possible for us to live in both the small building and the tent?"
Su Yu was a little confused: "How is this possible? How can one person live in two places at the same time? Little sister, you are weak, so go to the building to accompany my second brother and the others. I will live in the tent by myself."
"Sister," Su Xiaomeng hugged Su Yu's arm and explained loudly, "We just need to set up the tent inside the building, so we can live in both the tent and the building."
Although Su Yu is only a child of seven or eight years old now, her soul is that of an adult. She is disciplined by common sense and is accustomed to the fact that tents can only be pitched outside, but she forgets that tents can also be pitched inside the house.
Su Xinghui was the first to react. He raised his hand and touched Su Xiaomeng's little head: "Mengmeng is so smart."
Then, Su Xinghui turned to look at the production team: "Director, my sister wants to set up the tent in the room, do you have any objection?"
"No, no!" The director didn't dare to offend Su Xinghui, and nodded repeatedly, "The rules of the game don't restrict where you can set up the tent. You can set it up wherever you want."
"Great!"
Su Xiaomeng picked up the tent and ran towards the two-story building like a clumsy little duck, shouting as she ran.
"Sister, brother, let's go set up the tent together. I have never lived in a tent before!"
Su Xinghui was afraid that Su Xiaomeng would fall, so he quickly chased after her: "Sister, run slower, don't fall."
Because her schemes against Su Xiaomeng had failed so many times, Su Yu had long been accustomed to it. She took a quick deep breath and adjusted her mood. Then she put on a worried look and followed closely, quickly chasing after him.
"Wait for me, I'll help you put up the tent."
When the audience in the live broadcast room saw the two sisters looking so happy together, all the misunderstandings they had about Su Xiaomeng because of Su Yu's chatting disappeared.
When Su Xinghui was making a movie before, he filmed a film about survival in the wild and happened to learn how to set up a tent.
With his help, Su Xiaomeng and his team quickly set up the small two-person tent in the living room on the second floor.
"Mengmeng," Su Xinghui said seriously, "Because this is a building, the ground is all cement blocks, and we can't drive nails into the ground, so we can't completely fix the tent."
"When you and Xiaoyu sleep at night, you must be more obedient and don't roll around, otherwise the tent will be easily crushed."
After listening to Su Xinghui's instructions, Su Xiaomeng's eyes lit up instantly. She was worried before about how to secretly destroy the tent at night, but she didn't expect it to be so simple. She just needed to press it down and roll it a few times to break it.
"Brother, don't worry," Su Xiaomeng nodded vigorously, "I'm a very good boy. I never move around when I sleep and I definitely won't crush the tent."
Su Xinghui didn't believe a word of Su Xiaomeng's assurance. He laughed and teased, "Oh, I don't know which naughty ghost rolled off the bed when I was sleeping at night."
"I don't know, but it definitely wasn't me."
Su Xiaomeng firmly denied it, but her big eyes that were darting around showed her guilty conscience clearly.
There was no need for Su Yu to fan the flames. The audience in the live broadcast room saw through Su Xiaomeng's little thoughts at a glance, and dense barrage of comments swept the entire screen.
[Hahahaha! Mengmeng is so cute. My sister looks like this every time she lies.]
[This was my standard reaction when I was a kid and my mom caught me doing something bad. ]
[Meng Meng is so real, that’s how a child should be, with everything written on their face, instead of being mature and having a fake smile on their face.]
"Xiaoyu," Su Xinghui raised his head, patted Su Yu's shoulder gently, and said earnestly, "Tonight, Mengmeng is in your care. Keep an eye on her and don't let her roll off the bed again."
"Brother, I tried my best, but you also know that Mengmeng's sleeping posture is really..."
In order to discredit Su Xiaomeng, Su Yu deliberately left half of the sentence, giving others enough room for imagination.
However, the reality was completely opposite to what she had imagined. Su Xiaomeng was only seven years old now, and no one would say bad things to a little girl just because she had a bad sleeping posture.
On the contrary, as more and more parents shared their children's weird sleeping positions on the barrage, the number of Su Xiaomeng's fans, especially the number of mother fans, began to grow wildly.
Su Xinghui quickly comforted Su Yu: "It's okay, just do your best. Mengmeng is a bit wild when she sleeps, so I specially prepared a high-end sleeping bag. You just need to do this..."
Considering that there were several young children in the program crew, in order to ensure their rest, the first day of the program ended after everyone had packed up their accommodation.
At night, Su Xiaomeng pulled Su Yu into the tent. There was no bed inside, but two single sleeping bags.
When Su Xiaomeng saw a sleeping bag for the first time, she was very curious and couldn’t wait to get in.
In order to have enough energy for tomorrow's fight with Su Xiaomeng, Su Yu first fastened Su Xiaomeng's sleeping bag tightly, completely sealing Su Xiaomeng's ability to roll around, and then got into his own sleeping bag.
Su Xiaomeng closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep. After several minutes, when she found that Su Yu did not move at all, she lowered her voice and whispered.
"Sister, are you asleep? I want to go to the bathroom!"
Su Yu remembered that in her previous life, Su Xiaomeng secretly destroyed the tent while she was sleeping. This time, in order to leave evidence, she secretly held her mobile phone and prepared to record the whole process of Su Xiaomeng destroying the tent.
Therefore, after hearing Su Xiaomeng's question, Su Yu decisively pretended to be asleep, giving her enough time to commit the crime.
Su Xiaomeng asked several times, and when Su Yu still didn't respond, she stopped talking nonsense, twisted her waist and hips, danced with her hands, and prepared to use the rolling technique to forcibly destroy the tent and complete the system task.
Soon, Su Xiaomeng was confused. She found that no matter how hard she tried, she could not roll up. She felt like she was tied up like a silkworm cocoon, unable to move.
In order to find the answer, Su Xiaomeng immediately sank her consciousness into the soul space and found Qiqi to complain.
"Qiqi, what's going on? Why can't I move? Have I been hit by a witch's spell and turned into stone?"
Sensing Su Xiaomeng's panic, Qiqi quickly jumped out to explain.
"Host, there is nothing wrong with your body, and you have not been cast into a fossil by the witch's magic. You are just sealed in the "sleeping bag". Call Su Yu and ask her to unbutton the outer buttons, and you will be free again."
"no!"
Su Xiaomeng flatly refused, "The mission requires us to destroy the tent while others are not paying attention. If I wake my sister up and then destroy the tent, I won't be able to complete the mission."
Qiqi's ears drooped, and she looked sullen: "But, host, you can't move anything except your head. If you don't wake up the others, how can you complete the mission?"
"Who says that if you only use your brain, you can't complete the task!" Su Xiaomeng stared at the task requirements, studied them word by word, and finally found the loophole in the system.
"Qiqi, the mission didn't say to destroy the tent. How much do you have to destroy? If I take a bite and leave a small hole in the tent, that's also destruction."
Thinking of this, Su Xiaomeng couldn't wait to exit the soul space, twisted her body, opened her little mouth, and took a big bite at the tent.
Su Xiaomeng's two very cute little canine teeth left two small holes on the tent, and then Qiqi's surprised scream rang in her ears.
"Host! You are so smart. Mission accomplished!"
"Hehe!" Su Xiaomeng raised her head proudly, "I am the smartest little princess. No task can stump me!"
After successfully completing the task, Su Xiaomeng fell asleep happily amidst the continuous flattery.
On the other hand, Su Yu was not so happy. She waited and waited for most of the night, but Su Xiaomeng did not take any action.
By the time she was exhausted, gave up her plan and prepared to take a good rest, it was already dawn.
Su Xiaomeng opened her eyes and shouted at Su Yu who had just fallen asleep, "Sister, please help me untie the sleeping bag, I want to pee!"
Su Yu was so sleepy that he forced himself to open his eyes and untied Su Xiaomeng's sleeping bag.
Su Xiaomeng was shocked when she saw Su Yu's dark circles: "Sister, what's wrong with you? How did you suddenly turn into a giant panda?"
"It's nothing. I'm just a little attached to my bed. I couldn't sleep last night, so the dark circles under my eyes are thicker. I won't turn into a giant panda." Su Yu gave a casual explanation to fool Su Xiaomeng. Before Su Xiaomeng could ask more, Su Yu tilted his head and fell asleep again.
Su Xiaomeng didn't believe Su Yu's explanation, so she simply found Qiqi and bought a suspicious scanning device from the system mall, and scanned Su Yu's entire body.
I was very disappointed when I found out that Su Yu really had dark circles under his eyes due to lack of sleep and not that she was really going to become a "national treasure".
Su Xiaomeng pouted and crawled out of the sleeping bag. When she walked out of the tent and wandered around looking for the toilet, she ran into Kong Wumo, who had gotten up early and was doing a live broadcast of warming up his voice and practicing his breathing.
Kong Wumo noticed that Su Xiaomeng looked unhappy, so he took the initiative to come over and show his good will: "Mengmeng, who made you angry so early in the morning? Your little mouth is pouted so high that you can hang a thermos on it."
"Nothing," Su Xiaomeng said without raising her head. "When I woke up this morning, my sister had very dark circles under her eyes. I thought she was going to turn into a giant panda. From now on, I can sleep with this furry national treasure in my arms."
"But my sister said she just didn't sleep well and has dark circles under her eyes, not that she's going to turn into a giant panda."
The audience in Kong Wumo's live broadcast room burst into laughter when they heard Su Xiaomeng's innocent speech.
[Meng Meng is so cute. If she had dark circles under her eyes, she would become a giant panda. Then all programmers would be national treasures, and Internet companies should be called zoos.]
[Programmers and programmers are all animals, so it’s not wrong to call an Internet company a zoo. ]
Children's emotions come and go quickly.
Su Xiaomeng ran to the toilet and released the waste fluid accumulated in her body. She felt refreshed and energized. She was about to find something to eat. When she was about to fill her stomach, she heard a ding in her ear.
【Daily tasks: hard work and laziness】
[Task Description: A good personality can help you attract more fans. Between hardworking and lazy, most people prefer hardworking people.]
[Task requirements: In the next variety show, take Su Yu's job, let her rest, and show your diligence in front of the camera more often. ]
After reading this task, Su Xiaomeng's cute little face instantly fell. She sank her consciousness into the soul space, hugged Qiqi and complained loudly.
"Qiqi, the system's tasks are getting more and more excessive. Originally, it was just mean to my sister, but now it doesn't let me off either. Work is the most terrible thing in the world!"
"Big brother, second brother, third brother, they are full of energy before work. After work, they are extremely tired, as if they have been drained."
"I don't want to work, and I don't want my sister to work!"
A series of data streams flowed through Qiqi's eyes, and then she nodded in agreement.
"Host, according to the information on the Internet, work is indeed very tiring. Many people complain and don't want to work. But as an adult, if you want to survive, you have to work."
"Wow!" Su Xiaomeng cried, "Adults need to work, but I'm just a child, why should I work too!"
Qiqi quickly comforted: "Host, don't cry, not all work is hard, some jobs are very easy, and some people also like to work?"
"Really?" Su Xiaomeng burst into laughter, "Qiqi, is there really anyone who likes to work?"
Qiqi activated the screen projection function and showed several articles to Su Xiaomeng: "Host, look, they all said they like working."
Su Xiaomeng looked up and saw the title at the top which read: Doing a job you love will make your life happier.
The greatest happiness in life is to find a job you love and work hard for it all your life.
My job fulfills my childhood dream and I will always love it!
Su Xiaomeng read all the articles given by Qiqi, and the confusion in her eyes increased instead of decreasing.
"Qiqi, they all said they want to find a job they like, so they won't be tired and will feel particularly fulfilled."
"But I don't know what kind of job I like. What should I do?"
"That's very simple," Qiqi answered immediately, "Host, just try all the jobs, then you will know what job you like, right?"
Su Xiaomeng's eyes lit up: "Yes, what's the use of just thinking about it? I'll try it first, so I can know whether I like it or not!"
Once you understand, you will understand everything. Su Xiaomeng hugged Qiqi tightly and rubbed its head: "Qiqi, I know how to do this task!"
Because this program was specially prepared by the Su family for Su Xiaomeng and her sister, they wanted to help them resolve their emotional problems and did not care about the number of views.
Therefore, the program team did not deliberately make things difficult for the guests or set strange tasks, but directly arranged a sumptuous breakfast.
At eight o'clock in the morning, after everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, the show officially began.
The host Xiao Sa came out holding four cards.
"Good morning, everyone. In order to make you have more fun, the program team has specially prepared four tasks."
"Each group will draw one and complete the task to receive a very generous reward."
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