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Chapter 30 I'm Not a Rotten Cabbage
Apmian got a headache when he thought of the cabinet full of supplements outside. They were all sent by Stubaner's group of insects, saying that they came to thank Shen Jihuai for his contribution. There was no shortage of special supplements for male insects among them. Yes, that kind of supplements. The meaning was very clear.
The way Stubaner and the others looked at him was as if they were looking at Shen Jihuai's female monarch. There was obviously no relationship between them, but because of Shen Jihuai, he was misunderstood by the group of female insects in the central region.
So when Shen Jihuai mentioned innocence, the first thing that Apumian did was not to get angry, but to laugh, laughing at Shen Jihuai for being too serious: "Innocence, innocence is worth nothing. Male insects can marry countless females, but once a female insect is marked by a male insect, she can no longer accept the pheromones of other male insects. Compared to this, the innocence of male insects is not important. You don't even want your life, and you still think about your dispensable innocence."
"What do you mean by dispensable? Do you know that a man who doesn't love himself is like rotten cabbage? I have been keeping my virginity for my future wife for 23 years. I definitely know whether I am innocent or not. There is no need to lie about this. My future wife will definitely mind.
Hum(*≧m≦*).”
Shen Jihuai might not be a good person, but...
Well, nothing special.
Apumian admitted that what Shen Jihuai said made sense: "In other words, you would rather fight to the death than compromise in order to maintain your innocence for twenty-three years, even though your body was covered with bruises. What was your purpose?"
Shen Jihuai pulled down the quilt and started to argue: "What else can I do? Should I agree to them? Besides, you know how cruel they are. Even if I agree, they may not let me go. It's better to fight to the last moment. Let's just say, do you mind that your hero is a rotten cabbage?"
Apumian was choked by his words and said dryly, "Mind."
But there's no use minding.
Shen Jihuai said complacently: "Right, so what I did was correct, and you have to feel sorry for me.
Besides, those male insects either have female monarchs or are still children. They all have male and female fathers. I am alone, and my head and body are separated. I am not sure if I can go back. If I die, I die. Who will care? It is useless for my parents to care. It is better than them dying and their relatives will be sad for the rest of their lives."
"Who said no bugs care? I do." Apmian couldn't bear to hear him say such discouraging words.
Shen Jihuai was pleasantly surprised when he heard this. He rushed to Apumian and said shyly, "Really? That's great. You are the best bug I have ever seen, and I care about you."
Apmian: "..." Why did the atmosphere become ambiguous for some reason?
But as long as Shen Jihuai is happy, he was worried that Shen Jihuai would be dying when he woke up, but he didn't expect that his emotions were very stable and he was still in the mood for jokes. When he said that he would stay away from his parents, Apumian's heart was really broken.
Although Shen Jihuai seemed not to care, who wouldn't want to go back to their own home?
Apumian stood up and patted Shen Jihuai on the shoulder, comforting him: "Don't worry, as long as you are here, I will take good care of you on behalf of your parents. Stay here peacefully. I'll go get you something to eat."
"No need, I can do it myself." When Shen Jihuai heard that Apumian was going to prepare food for him, he jumped out of bed and his illness was cured instantly. Apumian could indeed be called a peerless miracle doctor.
Apumian: “?”
A series of question marks failed to dispel Apmian's doubts.
Shen Jihuai stretched his hands and feet in front of Apumian to make sure that there was nothing wrong with his body, then walked over and pushed Apumian out, "Let's go and see what you want to eat. Are there any vegetables at home? If not, why don't you ask Creek to buy some? Does Creek know my identity? Has he asked you for gossip?"
Apumian: “???”
"Didn't I tell Creek that day that I was your distant cousin? The news that I was a male insect should have been revealed in the news. After Creek knew about it, didn't you ask you if you were hiding a male insect?" Shen Jihuai would rather Creek misunderstand that they were a female-female love relationship than let his identity as a "male insect" be known.
Apumian: “???”
But unfortunately, Creek found out, and the whole village knew about it, that Apmian had a male insect at home, and Apmian immediately became the most envied object of all the insects in the village.
Apumian smiled wryly: "It's okay, Creek didn't say much, but seeing you half dead lying on the bed, he sent you some food, under the pretext of nourishing your body."
God of Insects, he still wanted to say that he should have let Elaine rescue Shen Jihuai that day, so that all the credit would go to Elaine. She might even be promoted to colonel this year, and then he could retire successfully without any insect knowing about the good things he had done.
"Okay, okay," Shen Jihuai pushed Apumian to sit on the sofa and said seriously, "You've worked hard to take care of me. Now it's my turn to take good care of you. I just checked the time and it's noon. You should be hungry. I'll cook for you."
Apmian couldn't stop him and could only watch him go into the kitchen.
Not long after Shen Jihuai went in, Elaine came in from outside, took off her coat and hung it in the entrance. Seeing Apumian's expression as if he had been struck by lightning, she couldn't help but say, "Brother, didn't you say you were going to check on your male insect? Why did it come out?"
Apumian rolled his eyes. "He's awake."
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