After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Chapter 96: Melon, there are big melons to eat. I really want to go to the cold palace to eat melons

Emperor Wu was in a good mood and just wanted to follow behind and take advantage of the situation.

no way.

King Dongyang is very powerful.

If he really wants to start a war and not give us any face, then we will have a cat-out fight to the death.

Shen Yunyue outputs continuously.

Extremely unpleasant.

vicious……

King Dongyang was puzzled.

How can we allow such a woman to harm others?

He should be locked up in the palace.

"Old Princess Li, if you are sick, go back and get treatment. Madness is also an illness. You may get better if you stay in the palace for three to five years."

Prince Dongyang felt aggrieved.

He was determined to spend a lot of money to find a woman with a sharp tongue than Shen Yunyue.

When the time comes, move a stool and sit at the gate of the palace.

He specifically scolded her in different ways.

The Seventh Prince felt sorry for the widow of his Thirteenth Brother and stood up unhappily.

Buzz:

"Prince Dongyang, your son is also sick. Why don't you take good care of him and let him harm others? You are resentful that your thirteenth brother didn't give you face, so you specifically bully his wife."

Shen Yunyue liked the post crazily.

Brother Qi, if you can speak, please say more.

It doesn't matter if you don't like her on a daily basis.

Support her at the critical moment.

"It's so funny. His own son has syphilis, but he still doesn't behave himself and goes out to have affairs." Shen Yunyue smiled with ill intentions, "And they all go to high-end places. What if the family of any minister went there?"

Shen Yunyue sighed deliberately:

"Don't let half the court get sick."

"When the surrounding countries heard about it, it was said that all the civil and military officials of the Great Zhou were brought down by a man."

"The prince slept with the prostitute, and the prostitute slept with someone's family, someone's family... In other words, the half-court official slept with the prince of Dongyang."

Civil and military officials: "..."

What a crazy genius, there is such a conversion method.

Collective vomiting...

Sailinmu, King of Dongyang.

"Prince Dongyang, this is your fault. The child is sick, lock him up immediately."

"What if he goes crazy?"

"It's possible that in addition to syphilis, there is also rabies. After all, the mental state of Prince Dongyang is consistent with that of being infected by a mad dog."

"If he had been a little relaxed, he wouldn't have been so arrogant as to attack the old Princess Li."

In the court, there was much discussion...

Must be killed.

Emperor Wu was very busy eating melons, so it seemed that he had nothing to do in court today.

King Dongyang was furious.

Accused:

"Each of you has gone too far. Don't stoop to being a lackey. A dog is a dog. If you can't stop eating shit, don't blame me for not treating you as human beings."

"Do you really think that the people in my Dongyang Palace are soft persimmons?"

Threatening words were output one after another.

Let all the court officials shut up.

The King of Dongyang is quite cunning and has gathered many capable people around him.

Emperor Wu didn't dare to touch him easily. These minions could easily become the one or two dead chickens killed to scare the monkeys.

Shen Yunyue chuckled:

"The dog sits on the ground, and the pot falls from the sky. The dog has to bear the blame, and its reputation is also a reputation. What's wrong with the lackey?"

"We say your son is sick. What mad dog are you talking about?"

"Is the prince crazy? Be good and don't harm Princess Yunlan."

Shen Yunyue said righteously:

"Your Majesty. It's true that Dashun is a defeated nation, but we want to give Dashun a slap in the face. I'm afraid that Dashun will gather all its generals and fight Dazhou again."

"The Great Zhou has been weakened and cannot withstand attacks from all sides."

[Both Da Zhou and Da Shun are cannon fodder. The two cannon fodders are fighting each other. Has the dog emperor's brain been replaced with the palace lanterns? ]

[Isn't the Prince of Dongyang just an unemployed vagrant, a spendthrift, a prostitute, a man who makes up for his lack of physical strength with his fingers, a male chauvinist who only cares about his reputation, and a dandy boy who likes to teach others without even a hair on his mouth? ]

[This is definitely harmful garbage. Would the dog emperor go to war with Dashun for this thing? ]

[My Lord, has the dog emperor's brain been chewed by a pig? Or kissed by a zombie? ]

Wu·Dog·Emperor: “…”

Damn stereotype.

So he, the dog, and the zombie have an unfinished relationship from a previous life?

There wasn't a single good word coming out of this crazy woman's mouth.

Civil and military officials dared not speak.

Everyone raised their eyes to steal a glance at Emperor Wu's greasy face, and then looked at Shen Yunyue who was ignorant of the danger and was still complaining in her heart.

Secretly said:

Does Lord Shen know that she is jumping back and forth at the gate of the underworld?

Relying on her identity as a dragon girl.

It's a bit reckless.

Emperor Wu suffered a heart attack.

He covered his chest and kept muttering to himself:

She is the Dragon Girl.

She is the Dragon Girl.

She is the Dragon Girl. I must say this three times because it is important.

After self-hypnosis.

The prince breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that Emperor Wu's face was not as dark and red as before.

"Father, what Aunt Thirteen said actually makes sense. Since Prince Dongyang is ill, why not treat him first?" He glanced at the gloomy face of Prince Dongyang and said hurriedly:

"Princess Yunlan, why don't you stay here first? There's no rush for marriage."

Hu Yong stood up.

"It's just that it's not possible for a princess of a country to live in an inn for a long time."

Cao Dechong also echoed:

"How about staying in Liwang Mansion with Lord Shen as his companion?"

Emperor Wu listened.

In no mood?

It was terrible that he didn't come down the ladder, but turned back and was slandered by Shen Yunyue's vicious attacks.

Emperor Wu had no choice but to agree reluctantly.

Shen Yunyue breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing the expression on Prince Dongyang's face as if he had done something bad, she couldn't help but raise her middle finger.

This is...her attitude of not fearing power.

to be honest.

We still have some hatred...for the rich.

After the most important issue was resolved, the atmosphere in the court became noticeably more relaxed.

Dealt with a few small things.

Emperor Wu also decided on the time for the Dashun people to go back. The date was set to be ten days later, so that they could stay in Dazhou for a few more days.

Gao Wuyong just shouted "Dismiss the court."

I heard some noise outside.

"Your Majesty. Save Concubine An's son." A crazy, mad and painful voice was heard.

There was endless fear in his voice.

Gao Wuyong's expression changed, "Your Majesty, it's the one in the cold palace."

Cold palace?

Shen Yunyue intuitively felt that there was something big going on, and then she thought that the old man Emperor Wu would not delay the sowing of the seeds.

What a scumbag.

[Melon, there are big melons to eat. I really want to go to the cold palace to eat melons. ]

Guagua also became interested.

[Hehe. Host, I tell you there is definitely an unknown inside story. I wonder if your dog emperor is blind? ]

[He must be blind. An old trick in the palace fight. The scumbag emperor's eyes are just for decoration.]

They were having a great time chatting about one thing each.

The other civil and military officials also wanted to eat melons.

Emperor Wu's face turned cold.

"Bring in the people who are making noise outside."

Ling Buqi had already sent a glance over, and the Black Armor Guards dared to rescue the man before the guards took action.

The black-armored guards threw in the skinny girl.

Plop.

Shen Yunyue couldn't help but feel a pang in her heart.

[The Black Armor Guards are a bunch of cold-blooded people who have truly inherited Ling Buqi's true teachings. They have no sympathy for women at all.]

She forgot that this was the court.

He walked up to the woman and touched her dry hair.

Tuts and tuts:

"What a poor beauty."

Hu Yong: …

Lord Shen, you are also a woman. Put away your lustful eyes.

Emperor Wu frowned.

Is this woman so crazy that she forgot this is the court?

"who?"

The lying woman raised her weak eyes and begged:

"Your Majesty, please save our little prince. He is vomiting in the cold palace, and the guards won't let me go to the cold palace to find the imperial physician."

A cold voice came from outside.

"He is nothing but a bastard. The emperor is merciful in sparing him."

"Someone, send this bitch to the rolling rake."

The one who spoke was Concubine Qi, the head of the Four Concubines.

She bowed slightly after coming in.

Said delicately:

"Your Majesty, please forgive me for my crime of not intending to enter the court."

Emperor Wu looked at Concubine Qi with a visibly softer look in his eyes. "No problem. The court has been dismissed. My dear ministers, please go back."

My dear ministers, please go back.

Shen Yunyue doesn't want to go back.

She quietly took a few steps back and hid herself behind a pillar.

[Melon. The dog emperor is blind and can't see me, right? ]

Guagua is confident.

"I can't see it. I can't see it."

Emperor Wu: “…”

Shen Yunyue was so blinded by one thing, did she think he couldn't hear either?

Concubine Qi frowned.

His eyes fell on Shen Yunyue's exposed official uniform, with a hint of coldness on his lips. "Sir Shen, do you like Zhuzi so much that you don't want to leave?"

Was discovered.

Shen Yunyue walked out gracefully.

Hehehe smiled:

"I have developed an indescribable deep feeling for that pillar. It is a true love that cannot be experienced by someone like Concubine Qi."

Concubine Qi: “…”

In the harem now, she is almost the only one in charge.

Those experts in palace fighting brought their own destruction upon themselves.

She is very imposing.

"Lord Shen is really different. He can actually have feelings for Zhuzi."

"Well. At least I have feelings for Zhuzi, unlike Concubine Qi who has no feelings for anyone." Shen Yunyue was merciless in her words, and there was hostility in the corners of this woman's eyes and eyebrows.

He doesn't look like a good person.

The palace maid lying on the ground was stunned.

If they continue to talk nonsense, the little prince will really die.

"Your Majesty. Save the little prince."

As she spoke, she spat out a mouthful of black blood and stretched her hand in the direction of Emperor Wu.

"Your Majesty, Concubine An is wrongly accused. The little prince is your child." She spoke the last word forcefully, then lay on the ground, unable to move.

Shen Yunyue was shocked.

Someone in the cold palace was poisoned?

"Your Majesty. No matter if the one in the cold palace is a bastard or a child you don't recognize, it's a life anyway. Let's go and save him."

"Saving people is like putting out a fire. If we don't go now, the wronged spirits will come to claim our lives."

Concubine Qi said sternly:

"Master Shen, please stop talking nonsense."

"Nonsense, your mother's domineering." Seeing the gloomy expression on Emperor Wu's face, Shen Yunyue quickly changed her words and said, "I am the Dragon Girl. This sentence was said by the Phoenix Dragon in front of Pangu's tomb."

Emperor Wu quickly changed his expression.

"Go to the cold palace."

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