After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Everyone wanted to hold Shen Yunyue's head and listen to her slowly explain science for an hour or two.

Have evil intentions.

He has no courage and is totally timid.

Mr. Wen and his sons always felt that everyone's smiles had meaning. Mr. Wen was now enjoying a peaceful life at home, and Wen Bu Ren was in charge of most household affairs.

"That's unkind. Your mother has a bad temper, but she's really kind-hearted. Can you tell your mother-in-law that we'll still be in-laws from now on. Leave some room for each other so we can meet again in the future."

Wen Bu Ren: “…”

He wanted to say that he felt inexplicably scared when he saw Shen Yunyue's eyes.

The head shook into a graceful step.

"Don't dare."

The onlookers are not happy.

If you don't cause trouble, what should we eat?

I wonder if there is anyone live streaming on the tree branch?

"Princess Li. The old man of the Wen family has some opinions about you. Do you want to be reasonable?"

The messenger was serious.

The Wen family and Shen Yunyue both fell silent.

Old Master Wen couldn't understand which word he said, and when he met the other person's eyes, he wanted to explain.

Was blocked by the other party.

"You didn't say it, but you thought so in your heart."

Shen Yunyue put her hands on her hips, "Why? You don't want to reason? I always convince people with virtue. Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person."

Mr. Wen: “…”

Why do I feel like you don't want to be reasonable?

The old man was threatened by a young woman at his age.

I feel uncomfortable.

Shen Yunyue glanced at Mr. Wen in front of her. Is he so nice to Bai Yueguang?

Ordinary appearance.

Average body shape.

An ordinary family background, commonly known as a Sanpu old man.

Apart from a pair of eyes that are full of affection when looking at dogs, he has no other advantages.

The melon exploded.

[Flowers played by old men. Even when old, they still have masterpieces. ]

After hearing what Guagua said, Shen Yunyue became excited.

The crowd was instantly excited, and an official ordered his servant to go and find a full bag of melon seeds.

He considerately gave a small half to Shen Yunyue.

"Master Shen. Eating melon seeds."

Shen Yunyue grabbed a handful. If you eat melon without seeds, you haven't felt the essence of it.

[What is your representative work? ]

Everyone pricked up their Teletubbies' ears, and those who couldn't hear their inner voices just felt that the atmosphere was unusual.

I dare not move.

【Old man's failed attempt at adultery.】

[Climbing is a hobby, not a disease. But if I don’t climb, it will kill me.]

[There are thousands of women in the world, but I only love married women. ]

Shen Yunyue stopped eating the melon seeds in her mouth.

A curious baby's expression.

"Master Wen, I am very curious about something. Please answer it."

Everyone nodded: Please give me an answer.

Everyone is curious.

Mr. Wen felt his head was a little empty, his neck was a little numb, his legs were shaking, and his whole body wanted to dance...

"What's your purpose?"

"What purpose can a good person like me have? I just want to know what you think about your failed attempt at adultery? Do you reflect on it? If you hadn't done that, your old legs wouldn't have had any problems, right?"

Shen Yunyue secretly thought about the layout of her own tabloid.

If you say you will get rich, you will get rich.

I went back today and started recruiting people to write the tabloid.

Old Master Wen's face turned red but his neck was stiff, he refused to admit it.

"Who said I was cheating? Don't I have any other women? Why would I sleep with my son's woman? You can't slander my character."

Everyone suddenly realized.

what……

A woman who loves her son!

Oh……

Cao Dechong hurried over.

He is a professional at eating melons.

Upon hearing this, the incarnation Cao Duidui came online.

"Old Wen, are you planning to clear your name?"

Mr. Wen almost choked himself to death with his words, "I'm white, I don't need to wash."

"Then why do you collect your daughter-in-law's underwear?"

"You like to smell it... That wretched look, I don't believe you don't have some perverted behavior." Cao Dechong pointed at Shen Yunyue, "Can you escape the eyes of the pervert ancestor?"

Shen Yunyue nodded.

Can't escape.

"You're right."

Thinking back on it, it doesn't seem right.

I don't like smelling other people's clothes.

"Fuck you, you wild dog. Just say what you want to say. Why bring me into this?"

Cao Dechong smiled awkwardly.

"Once the pervert ancestor comes out, he will have more credibility. You drooled over the young waiter back then, and everyone could see it."

I……

Shen Yunyue raised her middle finger.

This old dog Cao is really a piece of shit.

Is she so useless that she only dares to drool but not to touch?

"I've changed it. I don't drool anymore."

This statement came out.

In response, there were boos.

"You used to give the middle finger to handsome guys, but now you've changed your ways?"

Shen Yunyue had no idea that her original body had done so many crazy things in the past. It turned out that there was a reason why she traveled here.

After all, both of them are brainless.

They are all crazy and don't follow the usual path.

"changed."

"You guys can't eat melons as fast as I evolve. I'm standing here with a middle finger. This is my attitude towards you wild dogs who have eaten too much shit."

Is it wrong to give the middle finger to someone who keeps staring at a widow's life?

That was because the original body only dared to resist with the middle finger.

If it was her, hum...

Dig out all the gossip about those people and earn points and extra money.

If you don't evolve, you will go crazy.

The man squatting on the tree branch didn't stop talking.

He could tell what the other person was saying by looking at their lip movements, and he told the story of the pond in a jumbled stream.

His mouth is almost smoking from talking so much.

"I'm dying of thirst."

Someone considerately grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it into his smoking mouth.

"Keep telling stories, don't stop. This is the highlight of your life. If you go to another place, you won't be able to eat fresh melons that smell like shit."

The young man ate the snow whole.

Summary: "Does the old princess intend to stick to her crazy character to the end?"

"Don't worry about whether she is crazy or not. Master Wen's hobby is so high-end?" Someone stared at him with his small eyes as big as a turtle, and smiled so hard that he added two strokes at the corners of his mouth that it looked like a turtle.

Someone asked back:

"What? You call this pervert a high-level one?"

"You have that one too?"

The little turtle grinned and ran happily to find a tree to climb.

Shen Yunyue didn't know that there were a lot of people squatting outside the Wen family's house, and people like to listen to gossip when they are full.

She was still asking seriously:

"Old man, are you solving domestic needs?"

Mr. Wen's head was hazy. He couldn't afford to offend and wanted to hide.

No matter what.

The onlookers would not let him go until the issue of his failed affair was clarified.

How can I let him go?

Shen Yunyue played the good guy card and told him considerately:

"Did you know that the follower named Shuigui was born to you and your wife? Wen Buren is the illegitimate son of you and Bai Yueguang." Shen Yunyue kindly explained: "But it doesn't matter. Your two sons love each other very much."

"Roll over the bed at night and do something shameful."

There was a lot of vomiting sounds at the scene.

Two brothers...

Cao Dechong covered his ears and knew that the old princess never said a good word.

Old Master Wen opened his eyes wide and looked at Wen Bu Ren in surprise.

Like a puppet, he looked at Shen Yunyue again, "What nonsense are you talking about? The water ghost is Cha Cha's son, and she said she feels guilty towards me in her life."

"Well. If it were your legitimate son, and he punctured his eardrum on purpose, he would naturally feel guilty towards you."

Shen Yunyue smiled kindly.

"I am a kind-hearted person. I just do good things and don't worry about the future."

"Now that you know the truth, are you surprised or delighted? You are fine. I am curious about what will happen if Madam Wen knows the truth."

Shen Yunyue's voice had just fallen.

Some enthusiastic people have already rushed out.

"Don't worry, old Princess Li. I'll tell Madam Wen for you."

Shen Yunyue, who did good things and left a good reputation, said that she would wave goodbye without taking away a cloud.

I'm full of melon.

The points went up, and so did the material for the tabloids.

It's time for her to go home.

"Jiu Niang, let's go home."

Jiu Niang's head was buzzing. She didn't expect that the Wen family had so many stories and accidents.

Seeing the Wen family being so cowardly.

Thinking of her ex-husband's home, if she took Shen Yunyue there, would her ex-husband have funerals for several days in a row?

Can she also join in the fun?

After collecting her thoughts, Jiu Niang said that this request was acceptable.

They arrived at the Wen family's door.

The onlookers were reluctant to leave and stayed to see what would happen next.

I can share it in court tomorrow.

When she walked out of the door, Shen Yunyue was startled.

Are you sure this huge crowd isn't here for a temple fair?

Fang Rou and Zhao Yuting squeezed in from the crowd. "Mom, don't be afraid. We are here to help you fight."

Jiu Niang raised her eyelids.

"Second Madam, Third Madam. It's time to close the stall."

The two looked at each other, they were too late.

"So fast?"

Haven't eaten the melon yet.

Someone shouted:

"Old Princess, how did you know that Mr. Wen failed in his attempt to have an affair?"

"Is there love between Lord Wen and his poor follower?"

Shen Yunyue smiled faintly:

"Love that doesn't involve procreation is definitely love."

woo woo woo...

Can I believe in love again?