After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

The dishes at the dinner were small portions, on large plates and with fancy decorations.

One bite, one plate.

One plate, one bite.

As soon as the plate arrived, Shen Yunyue reached out with her chopsticks and ate it in one bite.

"Take away the empty plate."

The old princess next to him glanced at him calmly and lowered her voice:

"Princess Li, this is not for you to eat."

What?

You can only look at it but not eat it. And the old emperor wants to take it back and serve it out tomorrow?

[The emperor is too stingy. Can he take back this small thing that he eats in one bite and one plate and carry it in and out until after the Lantern Festival on the 15th day of the first lunar month?]

Then look at other people's tables.

The plate is placed in the middle, and you can just move the chopsticks a little bit for the sake of politeness.

Handle with care.

As expected, you have to go to a food stall to have a feast.

"Everyone, please enjoy your meal. Try this roasted venison." Emperor Wu felt exhausted. He was being criticized for being pretentious even when inviting guests to dinner.

I really wish someone could shut up Shen Yunyue's sharp mouth.

I don’t know if others have tried it.

Shen Yunyue ate it.

The roasted venison tasted delicious, but the people next to me didn't pick up their chopsticks to avoid wasting food.

She solved it by the way.

[I can eat a whole roast venison, can we continue serving? ]

Others come to the banquet on New Year's Eve, but Shen Yunyue really attends the banquet.

Some concubines stabbed each other with guns and sticks.

For details, please refer to the famous scenes in Legend of Zhen Huan.

That's a bloody mess...

However, it was not the turn of the concubines in Emperor Wu's harem to show their talents. The Prince of Dongyang received the news that his son was beaten and became paralyzed.

He looked at Shen Yunyue with complicated eyes.

Logically speaking, this woman is poisonous.

Can……

It's too cruel.

Prince Dongyang stood up with a wine glass in hand, "Your Majesty, can I offer a glass of wine to the old princess?"

"Of course you can." Emperor Wu was confused...

The tone was full of gnashing teeth.

What's wrong with my rich uncle?

Prince Dongyang smiled vigorously in the direction of Shen Yunyue and said:

"Leave the old princess."

Swallow the venison in your mouth. This piece has tendons and is difficult to chew (￣～￣)!

"Prince Dongyang, I can't drink much. Don't try to get me drunk because I want to commit a crime."

[You old man, you have a lot of bad intentions. You have a mine at home, so you don't have to worry about it. Can you give me a silver mine or a newly discovered gold mine? ]

As soon as these words came out.

Emperor Wu sat up straight.

Ling Buqi pricked up his ears and moved the ring in his hand.

The little that was left in the national treasury was beckoning.

The civil and military officials instantly became energetic, especially the Minister of Revenue, who felt like he was alive again.

The Dali Temple Minister was also not idle.

I secretly wanted to memorize every word Shen Yunyue said next.

King Dongyang still doesn't know that someone is causing trouble.

There was oppression in his words, "Old Princess Li, I want to ask you for a favor."

"My son is still young and ignorant, and he offended you unintentionally. Please let him go because you are his wife."

Emperor Wu: “…”

Shen Yunyue is a woman, not a monkey?

Why are you causing trouble again?

"What's going on?" Emperor Wu had to ask.

[The King of Dongyang is so funny. He has his son, his wife, and his concubines everywhere. He is still so young. How can he still have affairs with women at such a young age? ]

【Others study hard and become successful in their twenties. 】

[The Prince of Dongyang drinks wine, plays mahjong and plays with women. ]

Guagua sighed:

【On the importance of reincarnation. 】

[I lost so much in the amniotic fluid, how could it be easy to study hard for ten years? 】

Shen Yunyue expressed her agreement.

Since Emperor Wu had asked about it, she couldn't let herself be distracted too much.

The matter was summed up in a few words.

Emperor Wu grasped the essence of the question, "You said that Lord Cao and others were also present at the scene?" Damn it, they just ate melons without telling him.

It's just too much.

Cao Dechong wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Hurry and stand up.

"In reply to the emperor, I and the Minister of the Central Secretariat, Lord Hu, happened to be passing by."

The Minister of the Central Secretariat.

If we are to die, we shall die together. I dare not offend King Dongyang alone.

Hu Yong raised his eyelids indifferently, you old fox.

Hu Yong recounted what he had seen and heard without emotion, as if he was not the one who was eating the melon with his mouth wide open.

King Dongyang frowned, he knew his son was naughty. Why were these old guys all here? Were they planning to help the widow bully his young son who was inexperienced in the ways of the world?

"My son is in a hurry to come back to the palace. Is it necessary for the old princess to be so harsh on a child?"

Shen Yunyue opened her eyes wide in silence.

Are the old man's eyes decorative? Or have the eyes and assholes switched roles?

"Child? The child you are talking about is taller than this princess."

[In a hurry to enter the palace? Your dandy son is still looking for a mistress on New Year's Eve. You really should give him a Jingyefu. ]

Emperor Wu moved his mouth.

No words were spoken.

[Hmph. That concubine knows that your family has opened a new mine, and she is trying hard to get one of you to go to the mine and bring back some gold.]

【Actually, I also want to go panning for gold. 】

It would be great if I could pick up some gold nuggets.

Shen Yunyue expressed her envy.

Emperor Wu's eyes were grim, and he wished he could start killing people with his sword.

No one dared to speak.

I’m afraid of becoming a ghost under Emperor Wu’s sword.

Shen Yunyi touched his neck, worried about how many times his eldest sister's neck would be broken.

Prince Dongyang looked unhappy, "No matter how tall he is, he is still a child. You are really capable of arguing with a child?"

If I don’t show my power, do you really think I can be knocked out by you?

Shen Yunyue didn't believe it.

The mouth is like a sprinkler, spraying everywhere:

"Whether this princess is successful or not is none of your business. If you are successful, aren't you also keeping a mistress outside?

She also said that Miss Qiaoqiao likes your wrinkles full of experience and your cloudy eyes after being baptized by wind and frost. "

"People don't like your gold. They are blind to like your flabby-skinned old man."

"But it's good to keep the wealth within the family."

“It’s worth it.”

What do you mean?

Some people don't understand.

"Master Shen, what does it mean to keep the wealth within the family? Please elaborate on it. I will promote your green vegetable business later."

I heard someone ask.

Shen Yunyue gave the other person an expression that said you are a talented person.

"Explain it in detail, okay."

It was painful for Emperor Wu to eat his own melon, but it was great pleasure to eat other people's melons.

I felt that Shen Yunyue's mind seemed to be even more insane.

Going crazy again.

Shen Yunyue's delicate smile made the people who had drunk wine almost vomit because of the irritation in their eyes.

When others smile, they can charm everyone.

Shen Yunyue smiled, looking like a crazy person.

"Prince Dongyang, the mistress you met on the farm is having an affair with your son."

"Your son slept with his mistress, and your mistress slept with you, which indirectly means that your son...slept with you."

"It's all about homosexuality in the end."

The place was quiet.

Everyone seemed to be thinking at high speed.

Tangning was quick to detect the word "gay" and frowned. Didn't they say that every small world only had one girl from Heaven to save it?

She is the daughter of heaven.

What is Shen Yunyue? An illegitimate daughter?

Do not……

There can only be one illegitimate child.

She had to find a way to test Shen Yunyue. If she was the same as her, then there was no need to keep her.

Prince Dongyang's voice was so cold that ice could fall off.

"Princess Li, did this prince give you face?"

The sword in Ling Buqi's hand flew up.

He directly cut off a few hairs of King Dongyang, and his words were gloomy and without a trace of warmth.

"Prince Dongyang, has the emperor spoken? Do you have a say?"

King Dongyang didn't expect Ling Buqi to dare to take action.

"You eunuch."

"Humph, I am a eunuch and I am loyal to the emperor. I hope that the King of Dongyang will be healthy and loyal, so that I can live up to the name of the King of Dongyang."

Pressing forward step by step, refusing to give in at all.

Long Yizi just laughed it off.

"Prince Dongyang, Governor Ling, if you have anything to say, please talk in a nice way. Don't let such a small matter ruin your relationship."

Large-scale melon-eating scene.

No one dared to speak, as they were still digesting the melon they had just eaten.

King Dongyang was unable to defeat Ling Buqi, so he had to give up in anger.

The key is that Emperor Wu did not say anything.

He had no choice but to direct his anger at Shen Yunyue, angrily scolding:

"Old Princess Li, I have seen your mean behavior. You are narrow-minded and can't bear to see us live well. You want to ruin the reputation of my Dongyang Palace."

Shen Yunyue is not afraid.

"What is the reputation of your Dongyang Palace? Go out and take a walk. Do you think the common people are blind with you?"

[The emperor is blind and would rather sell his body and use men's beauty to make money than to investigate how the Dongyang Palace became so rich.]

[You let me guard the gold and silver mines, how can I not be rich? ]

Emperor Wu: “…”

Isn't he selling his body? He just married the daughter of an imperial merchant as one of his four concubines?

In this damn woman's mouth, he was made to look like a young prostitute.