After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue looked at her with amusement, "You are welcome to empty your mind and talk to me next time."

Princess Anle wanted to say something.

In the end, he said nothing and left in a hurry.

Her skirt fluttered and her feet moved very quickly.

Jiu Niang couldn't help laughing when she saw this. "Old Princess, Princess Anle's face is dark blue."

"Ignore her."

Shen Yunyue smiled faintly.

She had just stolen a silver note and gave it to the owner of the grain shop next door, asking him to send 1,000 taels of silver worth of coarse grain to the west of the city, saying that Princess Anle couldn't bear to see the people suffering from the disaster, so she took out 1,000 taels of silver to provide disaster relief.

Finished these things.

She slowly went home to rest.

On the day of court session.

Shen Yunyue didn't want to get up at all.

The colder the weather, the less I want to go out.

Arrived at the palace.

She walked yawning.

A cold voice came from the side, "Don't open your bloody mouth. Your rotten teeth are visible."

Without opening my eyes, I knew it was that bastard Ling Buqi.

[He looks like a human but he is such a bummer once he opens his mouth. ]

She complained in her mind.

He didn't lose the conversation, "It's none of your business."

Guagua: [Host. In fact, the appearance of Lord Ling is engraved in your heart.]

Minister passing by: “…”

Why is Lord Shen so pessimistic and likes murderers?

An expression finally appeared on Shen Yunyue's calm face.

While walking and complaining:

[Guagua, please stop talking nonsense. Governor Ling is good-looking but useless.]

No matter how good-looking someone is, you can't just look at them.

For her, a woman with money and free time, being able to get started or do something awkward is the key point.

Guagua’s head was spinning.

Suddenly I realized:

[You don't want to make a villain with Lord Ling, do you? It turns out that you are such a lustful host. I find that you are the biggest melon. ]

Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes:

[…, I want to be lustful, but does he have the ability to do that? Tell me, without the key parts, how can I create a villain? It can't be spread through the air. ]

Moreover……

Ling Buqi doesn't like women. Is it because he is blind or deaf? Has he never seen a beautiful woman or has he never heard of his own reputation?

but……

His reputation is not very good either.

The two of them are equal.

Guagua grasped the key point, [If he doesn't lack parts, you still want to make a little man with him, right? ]

Shen Yunyue was angry.

Did too much rain get into Guagua’s brain?

[Guagua, can you change your fantasy to someone else? I have to pick on a cold-faced eunuch to make a villain, am I so useless? After all, I have fair skin, beautiful face and long legs, so why do I have to be so depressed? ]

She yelled in her mind.

The voice floated into the ears of every civil and military official who arrived early.

Their faces turned the color of liver.

The thickest skin in the world... is Lord Shen's skin, right?

Ling Buqi's face was grim.

With no expression on his face, the knife man's eyes fell on Shen Yunyue.

Gua Gua trembled.

[Host, don't get excited. Who do you want to create a villain with? ]

Shen Yunyue gnashed her teeth in anger.

Why does my aunt have to create a villain?

She has sons and grandchildren.

Even though it's not my own child.

But...it also exists.

The smart guy shook his head, "I see. You're not trying to change your target and make a villain with Master Long, are you?"

Shen Yunyue trembled with fear.

[How old is Master Long? ]

Guagua's voice was full of gossip, [Twenty-three years old, host, you don't like younger brothers, do you? ]

It's not impossible.

Shen Yunyue chuckled.

【you guess. 】

As soon as she finished speaking, all the ministers turned their eyes to Long Yizi who was about to step into the door.

Long Yizi felt something was wrong.

She looked at Cao Dechong in surprise and saw Cao Dechong smiling like an aunt.

He was so scared that he got goosebumps all over the floor.

Ling Buqi's face turned pale, and his eyes fell indifferently on Long Yizi's face.

Long Yizhi: "Who did I offend?"

Everyone turned their heads quickly.

Everyone held their breath and stared at their toes. Some people have round bellies, so why not study whether their bellies are filled with more meat or shit?

It's so quiet.

Even a pin drop can make the sound of thunder.

Shen Yunyue moved her legs and arms. [Guagua, do you think the old emperor was so shameless and happy last night, regardless of his age? ]

Emperor Wu, who just happened to be outside, said: "..."

He stumbled, having stayed in the imperial study until midnight last night before going to bed.

Why is it that when it comes to Shen Yunyue, it is shameless?

Guagua made the envious and jealous voice of a middle school boy, [Host. He is the emperor. If you were to be an empress, you would also have three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two male concubines, all of whom would be different.]

Shen Yunyue's teeth felt a little sour.

[Every style of little brother is good-looking. 】

[Hehe, jealousy has changed you beyond all recognition. You are not a human being, and you don’t understand the joy of being a human being. ]

Guagua was depressed because he was despised by Shen Yunyue.

All the civil and military officials were trembling with fear, thinking: Lord Shen, can you please restrain yourself a little?

The prince pursed his lips and looked up at Shen Yunyue.

She still had her head down, seemingly not paying attention to what was going on around her.

He wanted to make some noise to remind her, but he was afraid that Emperor Wu would punish him, so he remained silent.

At this moment.

Gao Wuyong shouted, "Go to court."

Shen Yunyue collected her thoughts.

Long Yizi on the side breathed a sigh of relief. Shen Yunyue's thoughts were truly rich and varied.

No wonder she went to court that day.

Even the emperor came a cup of tea earlier than usual.

The first unprecedented thing today was proposed by Shen Yunyue.

She raised her hands high, just like the most conspicuous student in modern school.

"What's the matter, Master Shen?"

Emperor Wu was also very curious: Was there something going on with Shen Yunyue, who listened to other people talking all day and complained secretly?

"Your Majesty. General Mu and his family almost froze to death."

"The Mu family doesn't even have food to eat, let alone charcoal for heating in this cold winter."

[Your Majesty, you are so slow in doing things, right? You are dragging your feet in dealing with General Mu's affairs. If you continue to drag your feet, Your Majesty will have several more children.]

[The population growth of the Great Zhou Dynasty depends entirely on the speed at which the emperor sows seeds.]

Kill people and kill your heart.

Emperor Wu: “…”

How did she know how fast he was?

Civil and military officials wished they could cover their ears, wuwuwu...Will the emperor kill them to silence them?

"I have already let them go home."

Emperor Wu looked displeased, as if he might accidentally chop off someone's head.

Shen Yunyue stared in disbelief.

"Your Majesty, they have returned home. But your Majesty has put all the valuables in their family into the national treasury or your private treasury, right? The Mu family can't live on starvation, right?"

[They thought, but they don’t have the technology. ]

Guagua smiled slyly: [Host, you act as if you have this skill. ]

【roll. 】

[Okay, Guagua will listen to the host. Get out of here right now...]

Shen Yunyue felt that Guagua had watched too much crosstalk recently.

Affected.

Emperor Wu cast a questioning look at Ling Buqi, "Ling Buqi, what crime should you be punished for for not doing your job well?"

"When did I say I would confiscate the Mu family's property?"

There were gusts of cold wind in the early morning, and the chill was overwhelming.

Ling Buqi knelt down expressionlessly, "It was my subordinates who misunderstood. Please punish me, Your Majesty."

Seeing Ling Buqi admitted his mistake.

Emperor Wu naturally would not really punish him.

But he only reprimanded her a few times.

Shen Yunyue always felt that it was not the right thing to say, [Guagua. Why do I feel that the dog emperor is deceiving himself? ]

Emperor Wu clapped the jade in his hand.

All the ministers were so frightened that they knelt down.

Long Yizi tugged at Shen Yunyue's sleeve, motioning her to kneel down as well.

Shen Yunyue was completely confused.

[Is the emperor having an uncle? Or is he entering menopause? He got angry for no apparent reason. No wonder they say that living with the emperor is like living with a tiger. ]

[The habit of always wanting to hit someone is really bad. 】

Hu Yong was sweating all over his forehead, thinking: Lord Shen, if you say anything more, the emperor will really be a fool.

Cao Dechong was also anxious:

This Lady Shen is fine in other aspects, except that she is sharp-tongued but her heart is broken.

[Who does the Dog Emperor want to attack now? 】

The hearts of the civil and military officials were like fuel to a fire, and they couldn't help but respond in their hearts:

Silly dog. The emperor is thinking of you.

Emperor Wu cursed Shen Yunyue several times in his heart.

not easy.

It's another day when I want to torture Shen Yunyue with all kinds of torture.

For the sake of Longge, Emperor Wu told himself to be patient.

He glared at Shen Yunyue and gritted his teeth as he ordered Ling Buqi to return all the confiscated property from the Mu Mansion.

He also gave Madam Mu one thousand taels of silver as a token of consolation.

Ling Buqi accepted the order.

All the ministers breathed a sigh of relief.

Going to court with Shen Yunyue is fun but also like walking on a knife's edge.

If you are not careful, you will be implicated by her.

Shen Yunyue twisted her body, but the emperor didn't let them get up yet.

[Who does the emperor want to bite with gnashing teeth? ]

The smart Guagua chuckled, [Host, Governor Ling's face is darker than the ash at the bottom of a pot. The emperor may want to bite him to death, but then he wants to bite Governor Ling to death. Who does those shameful and dirty things for him? ]

【Guagua is really smart. 】

Shen Yunyue agreed deeply, "Except for Ling Buqi, there is no other person as perverted as him."

[The key is that Ling Buqi has no family, and he can only rely on the emperor's favor. ]

Guagua laughed like a pig.

[If the emperor wasn't a little old, I would have wanted to ship them together. ]

[The grumpy emperor and his perverted eunuch?] Shen Yunyue even thought of a name.

of course……

She didn't know that she was offending Ling Buqi more and more.

[Fortunately, I was smart and did not offend the perverted Governor Ling. ]

It’s too late, Lord Shen.

You have offended Governor Ling so much that you may not even know how you will die in the future.

All the civil and military officials tried to hold back their laughter, and all of them bowed their heads and trembled.