After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Emperor Wu came to the door, looked at everyone trying to hold back their laughter, and did not come in.

Hiding behind and eavesdropping.

[Host, Mr. Xie has collected a lot of what he considers to be treasures. ]

【What treasure? 】

Shen Yunyue likes treasures, especially treasures that smell of money.

He loves everything that is golden and anything that is related to assets. When he sees the pillars of the Golden Throne Hall, he wants to pull the gold off them.

He did not even dare to look up at Emperor Wu, for fear that he would be unable to resist and would snatch his crown and run away.

When she heard the word "baby", her saliva almost burst out.

At her age, it’s not shameful to be greedy for money.

Everyone immediately listened attentively.

Even Emperor Wu and the Crown Prince were curious.

What treasures could Lord Xie, who neither takes bribes nor engages in corruption, have collected?

[He has a big room filled with other people's worn-out bellybands and underpants. They are folded and placed in boxes, with labels attached.]

Shen Yunyue had an indescribable expression on her face.

[Labeling? Is it like the director who once had a hobby of collecting foreign objects. He wrote down the owner's physical characteristics and name in different categories. He would open it from time to time to appreciate it to satisfy his perverted hobby. ]

Guagua let out a shrill laugh.

[Host, you are so understanding. ]

Damn, who doesn’t understand this in modern times?

[Guagua, don't play the innocent role in front of me. You don't deserve it. In the electronic age, everyone understands. ]

Civil and military officials were scratching their heads; they really didn't understand.

Can you elaborate on...

Waiting online...

Shen Yunyue didn't pay attention to their looks, she just wondered if Emperor Wu couldn't get up because of excessive exercise last night?

Others dare not be late, but Emperor Wu does.

[Just as the host said, the owner of the bellyband is really written out.] Guagua laughed obscenely.

The laughter echoed in the ears of civil and military officials.

Everyone's first reaction was that this Gua Gua should be the same kind of person as Shen Yunyue.

[Stop laughing. Your Majesty, you don't take care of your health at your age. Did you exercise too much last night and can't get up? ]

【Why are we waiting here if we can't get up? 】

[I want to go to Zhuque Street to have breakfast after the court session. There are a lot of gossips in the capital, and they may be more exciting than those in the court. After all, the unbearable things in the storybooks come from folk life.]

These words made all the civil and military officials want to take to the streets.

Emperor Wu's old face turned red.

He didn't exercise too much last night.

It was just that his new favorite lady Miaoyin changed her posture, causing him to sleep half an hour later.

Emperor Wu was afraid that Shen Yunyue would talk about him again.

He quickly gave a wink to the eunuch Gao Wuyong.

Gao Wuyong shouted in a shrill voice.

Pull back everyone's wandering minds.

Shen Yunyue raised her eyes quietly:

[The emperor's walking was a little unsteady. He did a lot of bad things last night.]

Emperor Wu slipped and almost fell.

Gao Wuyong hurried forward and supported Emperor Wu.

[I just said that you need to nourish your kidneys at your age. You still think you are a young man, but you can't even walk steadily. ]

Emperor Wu: “…”

If I hadn't been scared by what you said, would I have slipped when walking?

The ministers below did not dare to speak.

They were afraid that Emperor Wu’s anger would affect them.

The happier everyone was trying to hold back their laughter before, the more they want to be cowards now.

Emperor Wu asked about General Mu.

They said they had been looking for General Mu for several days but couldn't find him.

A minister wrote:

"Your Majesty, I think General Mu is lingering in the northwest border. He doesn't want to come back at all."

"Master Zhao is right. General Mu must like the Xiliang Barbarians. Don't forget the emperor's great favor, otherwise how could there be no news for more than a month?"

……

In the court, people say all kinds of things.

Most of them wanted to punish General Mu.

Especially those civil officials.

He was also a good speaker and could make the opposing generals sound worthless.

[These civil officials stay in the comfortable capital, eating delicacies from land and sea. They encourage people to go to the battlefield and kill the enemy all day long, and shout that the military generals are cowards. If they really let them go to the battlefield, they will all wet their pants.]

When the ministers heard this, they found it very unpleasant.

The prince held his breath and looked at Shen Yunyue.

[No one doesn't like staying in the prosperous capital, or the border with yellow sand and water shortage. Especially the fierce Xiliang barbarians. ]

[All the soldiers there were determined to die.]

[For the sake of national peace and the people's well-being. Everyone is afraid of death, but these soldiers, knowing that it is difficult to return, still choose to stay there to defend their country. ]

[Because of a trumped-up charge, the dog emperor imprisoned General Mu's clansmen for more than a month. ]

[How can such a chilling approach appease hundreds of thousands of border soldiers?]

Guagua echoed:

【Since ancient times, running dogs are cooked and good bows are hidden. 】

Emperor Wu was still eating Mr. Xie's melon.

Now he himself is the melon.

If it weren't for Master Long saying that Shen Yunyue was the Dragon Girl, she would have admitted it herself.

Emperor Wu really wanted her to try out various punishments in the criminal law.

Seeing Emperor Wu rolling his eyes in anger, the Crown Prince quickly suggested:

"My Lords, my father has decided to release General Mu's clansmen first. They must stay in the capital for the time being and are not allowed to leave."

The words have not yet fallen.

Shen Yunyue nodded in agreement.

[I just wrongly accused the emperor. It turns out that he wanted to release General Mu's family. He should compensate them for having detained them for so long.]

Guagua chuckled.

[It’s a good thing that Lord He Ming was dealt with, otherwise the emperor’s treasury would be empty. How could there be money to compensate them? ]

[Speaking of which, he is a pitiful emperor. The treasury is cleaner than the emperor's face.]

Emperor Wu: “…”

Not really.

Other ministers did not dare to have any ideas, for fear that the emperor would compare himself with them.

[The emperor confiscated He Ming's house and immediately became one of the richest people. If he confiscated a few more ministers... my goodness, that would be incredible. I heard that many emperors became rich this way. ]

The calves of all the civil and military officials were trembling a little.

They were not at ease eating the melons for the first time.

Emperor Wu saw that several old ministers were about to faint, and he was reluctant to kill too many fat sheep at once.

He waved his hand and asked Gao Wuyong to announce the end of the court session.

[Ah, so fast? We haven't finished eating the melon about the treasury silver.] For the first time, Shen Yunyue felt that time passed too quickly.

The minister next to him wiped the sweat from his forehead.

If we stay any longer, I'm afraid the Black Armor Guards will start taking action.

Emperor Wu hurriedly left the court to find the imperial physician, and just then he heard Shen Yunyue say that he needed to nourish the kidneys.

He needs to prepare for a rainy day and replenish his body.

You can't float while walking.

*

Down to court.

Long Yizi was waiting for her outside.

"Master Shen, I'll take you back."

Shen Yunyue waved her hand, "No need. I'm going to Zhuque Street to have breakfast. Want to join me? I'll treat you and you pay the bill."

Long Yizi nodded and smiled faintly.

"it is good."

When the ministers next to him heard this, they were amazed that Master Long dared to carry contraband.

Cao Dechong was thick-skinned and hurried over.

"We haven't been together for a long time, why don't we go together?"

Shen Yunyue curled her lips in disdain. "Master Cao, your son is divorced? You can still have breakfast outside and look so happy?"

"My son is getting divorced, not me."

Shen Yunyue thought about it and agreed.

If there is one, there are two.

When Shen Yunyue and Long Yizi arrived at the Sihai Restaurant, they found that every guest there looked so familiar.

Good guy...

He came here in official uniform.

The owner of Sihai Restaurant had never shaken his hands like this.

Shen Yunyue thought he had Parkinson's disease.

He was kindly reminded to see a doctor, but the shopkeeper, who had seen countless people, didn't dare to look around.

He trembled and said:

"To answer your question, I am the one who is nervous."

"What are you nervous about?"

The shopkeeper was about to cry, as half of the officials in the imperial court came to Sihai Restaurant. He thought they were here to cause trouble, and was afraid that he would be ruined if he didn't entertain them well.

“It’s the first time I’ve seen so many adults.”

Shen Yunyue finally reacted, "It's okay, you treat everyone like cabbage. These are not people, they are all cabbage."

The shopkeeper became even more frightened.

He doesn’t dare…

The people who were originally eating breakfast carelessly didn't even care that there were still dishes to be served.

Everyone left their money to pay the bill and left.

high speed……

Shen Yunyue sat inside and looked at the serious-looking civil and military officials.

[What the hell are these old stubborn people doing? I'm here to eat melons, what are you doing here? ]

Civil and military officials: "..."

Coincidentally, we are here to eat melons too.

Long Yizhi ordered a few dim sum and a pot of the best Nanshan Red. His voice was like a spring flowing over a stone. "Sir Shen, Sihai Restaurant has a chef from Jiangnan. The dim sum here is pretty good."

Shen Yunyue's thoughts were immediately pulled back.

How to relieve worries? Only food and money...

She thought of Ling Buqi who did not attend the court today, and lowered her voice: "Master Long. What kind of person is Governor Ling?"

Long Yizi's expression was a little strange.

"What made you think of asking him?"

[I’m curious. I can’t eat his melons. Of course, I can’t eat your melons either, but I can’t ask Master Long what kind of person you are, right? ]

Everyone who was listening attentively: "..."

We are curious too.