After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Welcome all the children to the Little Dolphin's brain storage place----------The author's IQ has soared to 250, and he has become the fifth child in the family... Mind-reading and brain-opening article-------The lack of logic is the biggest logic of this article--------. Come on, brain, cerebellum, left brain, right brain... shake it and store it!

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Shen Yunyue is dead.

When I went home for the Spring Festival, I stood by the window and ate melon, listening to the aunt next door who was urging her daughter to get married, and she kept complaining about her own daughter who was still not married at the age of 30.

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

The wrong soul was taken away by a passing ghost.

She had reason to suspect that the damned woman next door who was not dead must have burned too much paper money and was a person with connections.

Otherwise, how could you have hooked the wrong soul?

She was in the underworld, crying, making a fuss, and even pulling the long tongues of the staff to complain.

The staff was afraid that this shrew would affect their business performance, so they opened a back door for her, allowing her to go straight to ancient times with a golden finger and enjoy a rich, leisurely life with a dead husband.

Nima.

I walked through it and found...

Damn it...I was reborn as an old lady who is despised by everyone in Beijing.

As the daughter of the general of the defeated Dashun Kingdom, she was married to the god of war Prince Li He Jinnian in the Da Zhou Kingdom.

It would be strange if these days could be leisurely?

Shen Yunyue patted his head.

Damn it! Prince Li was killed in the battle with the Dashun Kingdom.

The Emperor of the Great Zhou was so wicked that he let his tablet marry the daughter of his enemy.

It was fifteen years later when Shen Yunyue traveled through time.

During the past fifteen years, even the dogs passing by would spit at her when she was in Li Wang Mansion.

He is greedy and selfish, and he will scold everyone he meets.

She is known as the most elegant old lady in the palace.

In modern times, Te Miao is still a little fairy at the age of 30, but when she comes here, people call her an excellent old woman.

This life is really unbearable.

What made Shen Yunyue even more devastated was that all the old servants in Prince Li's Mansion had been sold out by her, and now there were more rats than people in Prince Li's Mansion.

On the day of the wedding, the emperor of the Great Zhou selected He Mingce and He Ming'an, who were weak in character, from the same clan and adopted them into the Prince Li's Palace.

Now He Mingce is a prince in name only.

He Mingce married Wen Jian, the second daughter of a fifth-rank official, and He Mingan married Fang Rou, also the daughter of a fifth-rank official. Unfortunately, their father-in-law committed a crime and was exiled to the bitter cold northwest.

In addition to the two sons adopted on the same day, two more sons were adopted later. The third son, He Mingmai, married Zhao Yuting, the concubine daughter of the Minister of Justice, and the fourth son, He Mingshi, is still unmarried.

One of the daughters, He Mingyu, married the youngest son of the Dali Temple Minister.

He Mingmai took his wife and children to work in another city, saying that he would return to Beijing at the end of the year and stay in the capital to work.

According to the time calculation, we will arrive in Beijing next month at the latest.

He Mingshi is training in the army as a temporary worker and has rarely returned to Beijing in recent years.

People who don’t understand the truth would think that this dog emperor was a very nice person. When his brother died, he arranged his funeral affairs very clearly.

Look, the grass near the palace is taller than people.

I knew that the dog emperor had no good intentions.

Shen Yunyue came here to be the mother of 28-year-old He Mingce and 26-year-old He Mingan, and she also has several grandchildren.

Good guy.

Painless...you will have many children and grandchildren immediately.

Shen Yunyue was sitting on the couch in front of the window. There was only a young maid serving her in the room.

She tightened her dark-patterned dress.

"a little cold."

Chun He hesitated for a long time before slowly speaking:

"Old Princess, we are out of charcoal in the palace. Now the palace has to feed the people and cook, but we don't even have the best glutinous rice."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

So, it's closer to the palace than the bigger courtyard.

Nothing else.

After searching her original body's memory, she sighed several times and once again wanted to pull the staff of the underworld over and beat them up without caring about their lives.

Is this the immoral life of a rich, leisurely woman with a dead husband?

A voice sounded in my mind, "Don't be afraid of being ugly or poor, you will always meet each other in the tragic moments of life. Although you are poor now, don't be afraid, as time goes by you will find that you are always poor... Host, your caring and cute melon-eating system is online."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

Is this the kind of stupid golden finger given by the staff of the underworld?

"Guagua?"

"Hate it, calling me Guagua sounds so nice." Guagua laughed with a shrill voice. "Host, millions of wealth are nothing to Guagua. For you, it is harder than the journey to the west."

"You take me to eat melons, and I will take you to get rich. I will take you to get crazy rich."

Shen Yunyue took a look at the melon-eating system and it seemed that this guy was not thinking straight.

The dim room was hard to see clearly.

All I saw was a small room with a broken computer inside. It looked very shabby and shabby.

Guagua: “…”

"Don't look at me as inconspicuous now. When we become the wild animals in the melon field, my appearance will definitely be the top in the melon-eating system."

Shen Yunyue didn't believe it. This was too shabby.

"With your appearance as a village old corpse and your intelligence as an island old woman, your total IQ is at most 13 points."

"Host, I have every reason to suspect that you were deceived by the wrong soul and sent to another world to be a guinea pig because of your bad mouth."

"Other people who traveled through time are either cute babies or young girls who have just come of age. Only you are a middle-aged woman who sounds nice... To be honest, you are a top-notch old shrew..."

bring it on……

Let's hurt each other.

Shen Yunyue, whose lung was punctured, almost smashed the broken computer. In the end, she was thinking that they had to depend on each other in this place with a melon.

She clenched her fists, "Stinky melon, you are cruel. Look how I will deal with you after I have had enough of the melon."

Guagua's heart trembled, this tiger woman almost smashed it.

It had bugs when it came out and almost became waste and was destroyed. It was such a loss that it escaped and is now being smashed.

Busy to please:

"Host, you eat melons, you get rich. You will never follow the ordinary path again."

Shen Yunyue felt much more sober after a gust of cold wind blew on her head. Without charcoal, she would have frozen to death today.

"Melon, can you buy on credit?"

The broken computer shook out a residual image, and my brain was shaking like soy milk. "I don't sell on credit. Please be self-reliant."

Hey……

Shen Yunyue had no choice but to deal with such an inhumane system.

She could only curse a few words in her mind, then stood up and put on her only lotus green cloak with a crane pattern.

Shen Yunyue feels that life should be full of splendor and glory.

Looking at myself again, this half-dead outfit is really unlucky. A woman whose husband has died should dress herself up to look rich and luxurious. Who am I showing this shabby look to?

but……

She is such a poor princess, but she doesn't have the confidence to be rich...

"Old Princess, do you want to go out for a walk?"

Chunhe put down the embroidery she was doing. The old princess had no money to celebrate the New Year, so she had to do some embroidery to supplement the family income.

"Well, go out for a walk."

Shen Yunyue walked out, and Chunhe hurriedly followed behind her.

As I walked out of the yard, I saw a shorty guy running towards me like the wind.

The little guy and Shen Yunyue both fell to the ground.

Chun He hurried forward to help Shen Yunyue up, "Old Princess."

"grandmother."

He Siting, sniffing, got up from the ground and used all his strength to pull Shen Yunyue up.

"What are you doing so rashly?"

"My eldest brother was bullied by the grandson of Duke Hu. I'm going to call my second brother to save him." He Siting has a chubby face and is a bad boy who usually fights and does all kinds of evil things.

The big brother He Siyuan mentioned by the little guy is studying in the Imperial College.

He was often bullied. After all, as the heir of the God of War Li Wang Mansion, he was not legitimate, and his classmates were all from famous families.

He Siyuan was good at studying, which naturally attracted a lot of jealousy.

If you don't bully him, how can you bully the dog?

Shen Yunyue frowned and moved her eyes left and right.

Hehehe...

Duke Hu seems to be quite rich, so why not blackmail him? If you dig in the fields of a wealthy family, you will find melons...

"I will go and settle accounts with you if you dare to bully my grandson. As for that old bastard Duke Hu, wait for me to come and eat you."

Shen Yunyue grabbed He Siting's ears and said, "Take me to save your brother."

He Siting: “…”

Is grandma possessed by evil spirits? She looks like she is going to do something bad.

Whenever I heard my older brother being bullied, I would run to my mother and laugh at him.

Would you like to stand up for them...?

Not in line with common sense.

"Go, if you don't leave, your brother will be beaten to death."

He Siting didn't have time to think and hurriedly followed.

After asking the servant in the mansion to harness the carriage, Shen Yunyue took He Siting and headed towards Duke Hu's mansion in a threatening manner.

Before I reached Duke Hu's mansion, I heard people talking in the alley next door.

"He Siyuan, you are just barking like a dog. I will let you go."

"You are praised by the Master, but you still use me as a negative example." The young man in the red brocade robe stepped on He Siyuan's face, "You parasites from the palace, do you really think you are a dish?"

He Siting yelled and rushed over with his short legs.

Shen Yunyue just glanced at it indifferently and told the servant to park the carriage in front of the gate of Duke Hu's mansion.

She took off her cloak and removed the broken gold hairpin on her head.

Standing at the gate of Duke Hu's mansion, looking at the gilded plaque on the door, there were a dozen or so doormen and guards at the gate, and then I thought that there were only rats and rat holes near the palace...

This contrast...

Liwang Mansion will be my future home.

Poor, very poor.

Tears can't stop flowing down... God damn the underworld staff... They are comparable to the fraudsters in northern Myanmar...

"God damn it, old bastard Duke Hu. He bullied me, an orphan and a widow, while my husband was a great warrior, but he didn't even leave a corpse for the great Zhou Dynasty."

"If he knew that his grandson was bullied by other people's grandsons, his cenotaph would be moved overnight."