Rebirth of a Military Marriage: Three Thousand Lovers: Starting with Three Cubs
Chapter 8: I almost got exposed when I mentioned a physics term
Wang Guihua even wanted to strangle her eldest daughter-in-law to death.
She took her younger son to the carpenter's house, and after struggling for more than an hour, she still couldn't take the spoon off her younger son's head. Instead, it got tighter and tighter, making her younger son scream in pain.
The whole village gathered at the carpenter's house to watch the fun.
Wang Guihua and her son suddenly became the laughing stock of the whole village. She was furious and her hatred for Zhaodi reached its peak. She rushed home regardless of anything, and she was determined to beat this useless blind woman to death today.
Yu Lingze had a blue cloth wrapped around his head and was wearing blue homespun clothes and pants. His body was covered in dust and he was holding a homemade cloth brush in his hand.
She stood at the door of the main room and looked at her cheap mother-in-law who was throwing a tantrum in front of her with a burning gaze.
Yu Lingze was full and calm at this moment, and then he discovered the truth from the original owner's memory.
Wang Guihua is the original owner's step-mother-in-law.
She is not Song Mingchen, oh, no, she is Song Goudan’s biological mother.
Song Goudan's biological mother died of severe hemorrhage during childbirth.
Wang Guihua was Song Fugui's second wife.
It turns out that he is not their biological child. No wonder the original owner was still not welcomed by her in-laws after giving birth to a son. It seems that in their eyes, the original owner and her four mothers are outsiders.
Wang Guihua cursed loudly and rushed forward to grab Yu Lingze's face.
Yu Lingze stretched out his hand and stuffed the cloth brush in his hand accurately into Wang Guihua's stinky mouth.
Before Wang Guihua's hand could reach Yu Lingze's face, a sharp pain in her mouth made her body curl up involuntarily.
"Hmph! It's better to plug your stinky mouth, so that it won't be full of shit and pollute other people's ears."
Yu Lingze curled his lips and spoke in a long tone, looking as if he was so angry that he was about to die.
Wang Guihua's eyes were red. She pulled the cloth brush out of her mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood foam. Her mouth was full of the taste of blood.
Yu Lingze raised his index finger and waved it left and right to prevent Wang Guihua from rushing over again.
"If you keep arguing with me, do you want to keep your son's head?
I have a way to take the dung scoop off."
Yu Lingze's words were like a magic, instantly stopping Wang Guihua who was rushing towards him again.
“Are you serious?
If you dare to lie to me, I will chop you into pieces today."
Wang Guihua spat out bloody saliva. Her mouth hurts so much!
Yu Lingze raised his little face and chin: "Lead the way!"
The carpenter's small yard was surrounded by villagers in three layers inside and outside.
Wang Guihua cursed angrily and pushed through the crowd to squeeze in.
Yu Lingze couldn't help but smile. Today's play was just to collect some interest for the original owner.
Seeing a pile of tools on the ground, Yu Lingze's mouth twitched.
Look at what these are. Chisels, shuttles, nails, bamboo knives, axes, screwdrivers—
Oh my god, are you trying to destroy Song Baodan's head and the healing spoon together? !
Yu Lingze moved closer and frowned at the sour smell of Song Baodan and the smell of shit on the spoon.
“Well, the handle has come off.
Not bad, it saves a lot of trouble. Sister-in-law, is there any hot water?
Get a bucket of hot water and let this kid stick his head in it."
Yu Lingze asked the carpenter's wife.
The carpenter's wife quickly agreed and went to boil water.
"Ah! Mingchen's wife, why aren't you blind? Can you see with your eyes?"
The little carpenter was finally the first to notice something was wrong.
"Oh, my eyes are healed.
I wasn't born blind.
I fell off a cliff and hit my head when I was a child, which caused me to become blind.
I fainted from hunger early this morning, so I kowtowed. I don’t know how my eyes got better.”
Everyone sighed and said it was really a divine appearance, that a blind man could be cured by just falling down.
Then, some people remembered that Yu Zhaodi was married for the purpose of bringing good luck.
After getting married, she saw the half-dead Song Fugui getting better day by day.
From this perspective, the eldest daughter-in-law of the Song family is really a lucky star.
Yu Lingze's face froze as he listened to the villagers talking at once.
Bullshit lucky star, the original owner died a long time ago, how can it still be a lucky star! It's almost like a super unlucky guy!
After a while, the carpenter's wife boiled water and took a large wooden bucket to adjust the water temperature.
Song Baodan howled like a ghost, and after more than an hour his voice became a little hoarse.
Wang Guihua was so heartbroken that she glared at Yu Lingze fiercely with her triangular eyes, as if she wished she could eat her alive.
Yu Lingze rolled his eyes and complained in his heart: I like the way you hate me to death but can't get rid of me!
Wang Guihua carefully helped Song Baodan put his head into the hot water.
Song Baodan was already feeling dizzy and confused by this time, so he just did whatever he was told to do.
"Sister-in-law, I'm sorry.
Um, do you have any oil at home?
Rapeseed oil, soybean oil, or peanut oil are all fine.
Then let Baodan's mother return the favor to you."
Wang Guihua's heart was bleeding. What on earth would she need a pot of oil for?
One pot of oil is enough for a family to eat for a month.
Yu Lingze didn't care whether Wang Guihua felt sad or not, since she didn't have to pay it back anyway.
In fact, as long as you drop a circle of oil on the edge of the spoon after it expands a little due to heat, it will be enough to act as a lubricant.
Yu Lingze deliberately did something bad just to make Wang Guihua feel painful, and used the whole pot of rapeseed oil without mercy.
This time the spoon was finally taken off Song Baodan's head.
Wang Guihua hugged her little son who was crying so hard that he almost had cramps, and comforted him softly.
When the fun wore off, everyone dispersed.
"Mingchen's wife, how do you know that you can remove it with hot water and oil?"
The carpenter's wife was very curious.
"Wood expands when heated and contracts when cooled.
Different woods have different rates of increase in unit length, unit area or volume for each degree increase in temperature. This is called the coefficient of expansion.
This ladle is made of common paulownia wood.
It is a type of wood with a relatively high coefficient of expansion, so this trick works.”
Yu Lingze answered casually.
The young carpenter and his wife were completely confused. They looked at each other and didn't understand a single word.
"Mingchen's wife, aren't you illiterate? How do you know so much?"
Yu Lingze then realized that it was all over, his vest was going to be removed and his personality was going to collapse.
"I heard this from an old man imprisoned in a cowshed when I was at my mother's house.
At that time, there was a man in our village whose hand was stuck in a bamboo tube while he was working and he couldn't get out.
That old man used this method to help him take it off, and I learned it from him."
Yu Lingshen lied with her eyes open. She didn't know whether others believed it or not, but she believed it anyway.
"Oh, that's it!
I heard that the people who were in charge of the cowshed in your mother's village were all big shots in the past.
It's so amazing! "
The young carpenter couple suddenly realized.
"Those who are locked up in the bullpen at this time are not ordinary fighters. They are all from prominent backgrounds."
Yu Lingze said this in his heart, but he just smiled and responded perfunctorily.
"Third brother, sister-in-law, I will go back first. I will ask Baodan to bring the oil over later.
Bring some extra gifts as a thank you. I have troubled you for taking so long and delayed your work points!"
Yu Lingze continued to set traps for Wang Guihua.
Wang Guihua couldn't refute Yu Lingze in front of outsiders. A mouthful of blood stuck in her throat and she was extremely angry.
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