Rebirth of a Military Marriage: Three Thousand Lovers: Starting with Three Cubs
Chapter 5 The size of the teaspoon matches the circumference of Song Baodan's head
The voice that reached my ears was obviously that of a teenager who was in the voice change period. The voice was sharp and piercing, like that of a eunuch.
Yu Lingze felt uncomfortable when he heard the voice.
She placed a full plate of teriyaki pork chops on the stone table on the west side of the yard. The three little ones followed her with their mouths drooling, each holding a plate in their hands. They carefully placed the plates on the stone table, waiting for the meal to start.
As soon as Yu Lingze looked up, he saw a boy coming in from the courtyard gate. He was about 1.5 meters tall, with a round face, a pair of small triangular eyes, sparse eyebrows and thick lips.
This look made Yu Lingze's face fall instantly.
This kid is so ugly, how good can his brother be?
Fortunately, the original owner was blind and couldn’t see a thing when she consummated her marriage with Song Goudan. Otherwise, she really wouldn’t have been able to eat. How could she have given birth to two children?
This Song Baodan is so ugly that Yu Lingze feels very sad.
The boy's appearance further strengthened her determination to divorce Song Goudan.
Song Baodan didn't know that his face had betrayed his elder brother. When he saw the food on the stone table, his eyes lit up like a hungry wolf seeing meat.
"Ah! Where did the watermelon come from at this time? How is the meat made? It looks so delicious!" Song Baodan screamed in a hoarse voice.
As he said that, he rushed to the stone table at the speed of a 100-meter sprint and reached out to grab the plate of teriyaki pork chops.
Yu Lingze was not the original owner and would not tolerate him at all. He stepped forward, grabbed Song Hu's wrist, and threw it out with great force, full of domineering power.
"If you want to eat, ask your mother for it! This is for my daughter and son, so there's no share for you!"
Yu Lingze narrowed his eyes. This boy is Song Baodan, the fifth son of the Song family. He is a first-year junior high school student in the county town and is Wang Guihua’s favorite.
Oh, by the way, after Song Baodan went to the city to attend junior high school, he disliked his name as being too rustic and was always laughed at, so he took the initiative to change it to Song Hu a month ago.
He himself felt that the name Song Hu was very majestic and domineering.
"Song Baodan, oh, no, it's Song Hu. You know what, the name you changed is quite appropriate. It seems that you still have some self-awareness." Yu Lingze curled his lips. This kid is indeed fierce.
Apart from eating, Song Hu was slow to react. He did not realize that his sister-in-law was scolding him and thought she was praising him for changing his name.
Song Hu never expected that the blind man, who was usually silent, would try to stop him. He was caught off guard and was almost knocked off balance by Yu Lingze.
He was so angry that he didn't remember that his sister-in-law was originally blind, so how come she is not blind now?
"Why do you stink so badly? Have you not showered in a few days?" Yu Lingze could smell the rancid smell coming from Song Baodan after just a brief contact. She fanned her nose and muttered.
"What do you care! If I continue to be rude, your three brats will still be rude to me? If you don't give me meat today, I will beat Yaya to death!" Song Hu threatened.
When Yu Lingze heard the words "If you don't give me meat today", his mind reflected the meaning of the male protagonist in the online novel of later generations.
She felt that if the boy was not so young and his hair had not yet fully grown, he would definitely be driving recklessly.
Yaya trembled with fear when she heard what her uncle said. This uncle always robbed her of her food, beat her, and called her a money-loser.
As Song Hu spoke, he pounced on Yaya like a tiger pouncing on its prey and kicked her in the stomach.
Yaya screamed in pain, staggered back, tripped over something, and fell backwards on her back.
When Yu Lingze saw the nail rake leaning against the wall behind Yaya, she was so scared that her hair stood on end. She estimated that if Yaya fell down, her little head would be pierced with candied haws by the nail rake.
Even if Yu Lingze was faster at this moment, he couldn't catch Yaya in time because there was a big stone table between them.
She was so anxious that her eyes were spitting fire. She caught a glimpse of a carrying pole standing against the wall, and quickly reached out to grab it, and stretched it out to block Yaya's back.
Fortunately, the little girl was thin and small, with not much flesh on her body.
Yu Lingze used all his strength again, and Yaya was bounced by the carrying pole on her back and fell backwards to the ground.
This time, Yaya was kicked in the stomach and was in so much pain that she had cramps. Her little face hit the ground, and her nose ached. She could feel a warm stream flowing out of her nose.
Yu Lingze breathed a sigh of relief. His nose was bleeding and his face was scratched, but it was no big deal. If his head had hit the tip of the rake, Yaya would have lost her life.
Song Hu didn't realize that his kick almost took Yaya's life.
"Where did you, a blind woman, get the money and tickets to buy so many delicious foods for three little bastards? Did you steal my mother's money and tickets? None of you can eat these things today. They are all mine. If anyone dares to take a bite, I will ask my mother to beat you to death." Song Hu continued to offend the tiger.
Yu Lingze sneered and took a few steps towards Song Hu with great momentum.
Song Hu was suddenly frightened for no reason and ran far away before he stopped.
Perhaps feeling safe, he put his hands on his hips and continued to do stupid things.
"You blind woman, just wait for me. If you dare to hit me, I will ask my mother to beat you to death, and then sell you and your three useless brats for meat."
Yu Lingze didn't say anything. Her philosophy has always been that if you can take action, don't force it.
She glanced at the carrying pole in her hand and decided that it was not long enough to hit the boy.
She didn't want to get too close to him. The sour smell on that boy was like chemical weapons to her.
She looked around and suddenly saw the thing standing next to the dry toilet, and her eyes lit up.
She didn't recognize this thing. There was no such backward farm tool in later times.
She dug it out from the original owner's memory.
This is a farmer's treasure, it is called a scoop, it has a three-meter-long wooden handle, and one end is shaped like an iron or wooden spoon.
The scoop is used by farmers to apply manure to the fields, and of course, it is also used for watering.
The Song family didn't care about that. After applying manure to the ground, they didn't even wash the used scoop and just left it next to the dry toilet.
Yu Lingze walked quickly, picked up the spoon, and slammed it towards Song Baodan's head with a quick, accurate and fierce move, like a slam dunk master.
Yu Zhaodi had been married to the Song family for four years. She was as timid as a mouse and never dared to resist.
The whole family treats this blind sister-in-law as a free nanny.
Therefore, Song Hu never thought that this blind sister-in-law would be so bold as to hit him.
He was completely defenseless and didn't even make a move to dodge.
Then, a very strange scene appeared.
Somehow the size of the spoon fits perfectly with Song Baodan's head circumference.
There was a smelly spoon that kept dropping dry feces on Song Baodan's head, but he couldn't take it off.
Yu Lingze didn't expect this to happen.
She lifted the spoon and brought it down with the intention of beating him.
Who would have thought that when I put a dung scoop in it, it fit perfectly. But when I lifted it hard, the dung scoop didn't come up. What happened?
As she moved her hands, she lifted him up and Song Baodan let out a wail.
The scene was so funny that the people present were stunned and couldn't react for a moment.
"Oh my God! What's going on?" Wang Guihua, who went home to get water, let out a shrill scream as she entered the yard.
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