Rebirth of a Military Marriage: Three Thousand Lovers: Starting with Three Cubs
Chapter 43: The laxative effect should not be too good. Yu Po hides money and food, and everyone lau
The three girls in Old Yu's family have suffered a lot of abuse since they were young.
As the team leader, he often came forward to support the third girl.
But this is someone else's family affair after all.
He couldn't stay at Yu Po's house all day to watch over her, so the help he could provide to the three sisters was limited.
Now, seeing that Yu Lingze is a child who knows how to repay his gratitude, he can't help but feel very happy.
Yu Aiguo was amused by Yu Lingze's words.
"Girl, how can I pick on you?
Oh, by the way, uncle also wants to ask you something.
The commune has issued a notice to all the brigades, asking them to select young and strong men to go to your brigades to take the apprenticeship examination.
Now that your family's affairs are settled, uncle will go with you to find Song Changhe.
Our two teams are close neighbors, and we have many relatives by marriage, so we should give our team a few more places."
Yu Lingze didn't expect that Secretary Song of the commune was also a cadre with strong execution ability.
Look at how fast it is! She was a little shocked.
"That's fine, uncle. With our relationship, our captain will definitely be able to take care of us."
It’s not that Yu Lingze is perfunctory about his patriotism.
Just after hearing Yu Aiguo say this, a bold idea suddenly came to her mind.
It was only when Mrs. Yu got home that she came to her senses.
What’s going on today? Why am I always being led by the nose by that damn girl Yu Zhaodi?
Even if we want to divide the family, it won't be what she wants.
Mother Yu called her eldest son Yu Daqiang over and whispered something to him.
Yu Daqiang was furious when he heard this.
"What? The second brother wants to split the family? How can that be possible?
Parents are here, no separation.
Who is behind this conspiracy against the second brother?
I'm going to beat him to death, you son of a bitch."
Mrs. Yu slapped Yu Daqiang on the back.
The old face had more wrinkles.
"What are you yelling about? We have to separate because of your son. Hurry up and do whatever I tell you to do."
Yu Daqiang reluctantly went to the backyard cellar to hide the grain.
Mrs. Yu opened the tightly locked door of the kangqin and stuck her head in to search.
He took out a round, rusty biscuit box.
When she opened the lid of the box, she found all the savings she had accumulated over the years.
Take out five Great Unity notes and several five-yuan notes as well as large-value food and cloth coupons.
Only dimes and some scattered bills were left, which were stuffed back into their original place and locked up.
Then, she found a piece of used oil paper and carefully wrapped the large-denomination money and tickets.
I'm wondering where to hide safely.
There was a gurgling sound coming from my stomach.
Then, my stomach started to ache.
It's like a knife scraping all over the stomach and intestines.
Then, a long, stinky fart accompanied by a loud bang echoed in the room.
The stench instantly rushed to her forehead and almost suffocated her.
Mrs. Yu held an oil-paper bag in one hand and covered her butt with the other, her face as black as the bottom of a pot.
A classic Chinese curse came out of his mouth.
Because she found that one fart actually produced a lot of shit.
This is not over yet. My stomach is twisting and hurting more and more.
There was no time to find another place to hide the money.
She rushed to the toilet in the yard with all her might.
Yu Aiguo was pushing the gate and walking in.
He saw Mrs. Yu rushing into his arms like crazy.
He was so scared that his old face changed color.
If this bumps into his arms, there will be all kinds of gossip.
His lifelong reputation.
Yu Aiguo's pupils grew dilated with fear, and he stretched out his big feet and kicked towards Yu Pozi.
He is a decent man, how could he allow any woman other than his wife to get close to him?
Mrs. Yu already had a stomachache, and then she was kicked, which almost killed her.
He took a few steps back and sat down on the ground.
Then, everyone heard a long, loud fart accompanied by a stench so strong that it was comparable to that of a cesspool, shocking the entire audience.
Everyone subconsciously covered their noses.
Mrs. Yu only felt an extra layer of stickiness in her crotch.
She really wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
She was a fierce, arrogant and unreasonable person, but she had never been so humiliating.
The constant rumbling sounds from her stomach and the feeling of a volcanic eruption at her back door made her unable to care about anything else.
He quickly got up and continued running to the toilet.
As a result, he just arrived at the toilet door, opened it, but hadn't stepped in.
A whirlwind passed by.
A figure rushed into the toilet faster than her.
Shanwazi's painful and happy voice, accompanied by loud farts, came out from the toilet.
"Granny, I can't hold it anymore, I'll go first."
Mrs. Yu was angry.
"Get out of here right now, ma'am.
You are a grown man, what corner can't you pull?
If you don’t come out, I’ll make you come out naked.”
Shanwazi was scared.
He believed that his grandmother could really do this.
So, I had to wipe my butt under the power of his breasts.
Although, he had not unloaded all the goods in his stomach, there was still a lot left.
As soon as her eldest grandson came out, Mrs. Yu rushed into the toilet.
Then, everyone heard a shrill scream followed by a loud and high-pitched fart coming from the toilet.
"Ah! My money and my tickets have fallen into the hair pit."
Yu Lingze really couldn't bear it anymore, so he didn't need to endure it anymore.
I could only hold my stomach and burst into laughter, and tears came out of my eyes.
It doesn't matter that she started this way.
The others couldn't help but laugh as well.
Yu Aiguo felt that as a well-known brigade cadre, this kind of occasion was really not suitable for his status.
I don't know whether to leave or stay, I'm very conflicted.
But no matter how conflicted he was, he couldn't help wanting to laugh.
So, Yu Aiguo's square face, which represented seriousness and uprightness, smiled like an old chrysanthemum.
Xiangdi is a clever girl.
She secretly pulled at the corner of her elder sister's clothes.
"Sister, isn't that the sugar water you gave to the girls on the mountain?"
Yu Lingze's sparkling almond eyes sparkled with approval.
Do not hesitate to praise.
"Okay, you idiot, you're pretty quick-witted."
Xiangdi couldn't laugh anymore.
"Sister, why are you calling me by my childhood nickname? That's so ugly."
"Sister is praising you. Really, how can you not tell whether it's praise or criticism?"
Xiangdi felt that her elder sister was fooling her.
Yes, it must be, he was just trying to trick her.
The laughter of the crowd had just begun to subside when they heard the sounds of cursing and beating from the backyard again.
A man yelled loudly with full energy.
"You bastard, why are you going to the backyard instead of the toilet?
The backyard is so big, there is plenty of space for you to move.
You ran to the entrance of the vegetable cellar to poop, today I will beat you to death, you little bastard. I am your son!"
Yu Shanwazi came out from the backyard with his trousers in his hands and a look of fear on his face.
He ran so fast.
Running and shouting at the same time.
"Dad, stop hitting me, stop hitting me.
I didn't mean to do that, I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
How would I know you were in the cellar?"
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