Tree Hole Self-Rescue Guide

The world is strange, but it is so cute to have someone to accompany you...

"You won't die. I checked you out and there's nothing wrong with you. You can think of this stuff as having the same effect in your body as blueberry juice."

Gu Ye sat on the ground and cried, his back felt like being hit by a heavy object. A TV was placed behind him, announcing the rest of his life.

Gu Ye turned his head and listened to the TV talking. The low, smoky voice seemed somewhat familiar. The voice that just woke him up seemed to be like this. Wasn't that a teenager? How did he turn into a TV? And why did the antenna in his hand look so familiar?

"Gu Ye, let go. You don't recognize your superiors when you come out to do a mission, right? You dare to do it. You ruined a piece of my clothing, remember to come back and compensate me."

Tongyiba turned back into a TV because he wanted Ye Yao to wash off Gu Ye's blue juice for him. Although it was harmless to the mortal body, he was a real machine with quick reactions. Besides, Ye Yao was right next to him, so it was a good thing that only a few holes were burned on his clothes and his precious shell was not corroded.

"Old...boss?"

Gu Ye felt the familiar electric current coming from the antenna and recalled the scene of meeting Tongyiba in the office. He silently withdrew his hand, put it behind his back and secretly pinched his swollen thumb.

"Boss, let me discuss something. I don't know your identity. Sorry for offending you. Can you please not lock me up in the small dark room? Also, aren't you prohibited from having a human form?"

The system has a strict hierarchy, and those who disobey their superiors will be punished by electric shock, but what Gu Guye fears most is being locked up in a small dark room. He has been working diligently, but he didn't expect to fail in front of the boss. It seems that he has indeed been slacking off recently.

A piece of clothing was thrown onto the TV antenna, and Tongyiba just transformed into a human form, looking at Mo Zhichun and Ye Zhiqiu who were hugging their arms. He accepted the apology. This family looked like they wanted to tear him apart, and he couldn't disagree.

"It's okay. Ignorance is not a crime. This will not happen again."

Tongyiba smiled at everyone, but the groundhog in his heart roared, "Master, where are you? Everyone bullies me, and the little master bullies me too." Wuuwuwu, Tongyiba felt that he was more uncomfortable and embarrassed than being kicked out by Xinghui. If it weren't for that bastard Xinghui, he wouldn't have ended up like this. He would go back and let the little master get him out of office.

Gu Ye looked at the people scattered around the square, and realized belatedly that this was the square that Sister Mo and Brother Pei mentioned. Niu Er and Aunt Li were walking around, talking about something. Brother Pei and Nan Kelin were sitting by the pond chatting; the young man who was wiping tears around Brother Wang must be the Ye Yao that Brother Wang mentioned. No, who was the young man watching the show with his arms folded beside him?

"You are also a system? You don't look like one. Aren't you a dog? It's that... mmmmmm."

Ye Yao was interrupted by Ye Zhiqiu before he could finish his words, and Ye Zhiqiu continued the conversation.

"Children are just like that, so please forgive me for what I say. This is my younger brother Ye Yao. His mother has never been out and has always lived here. Please forgive me if I have offended her. I will educate him first."

Ye Zhiqiu pulled Ye Yao to the side, sat on the steps beside the pond, and the two began to whisper.

"Don't tell. The secret cannot be revealed. Think about it. Old Tengu is only a few days away from redeeming his sins and severing the cause and effect. If you tell Gu Ye's identity, all his efforts will be in vain. Moreover, he is a pet raised by his sister. Having him as a sister is much better than Tongyiba."

What Ye Zhiqiu said before was not comprehensive and specific enough, and it almost changed Gu Ye's life, so he felt a little guilty.

"That's hard to say. Tongyiba has our mark on him, but this little dog doesn't."

Ye Yao knew that he had said the wrong thing, but he still felt that Gu Ye was no more reliable than Tongyiba. Human hearts could never be more secure than a relationship with restrictions and taboos.

"What our Yaoyao said is right, but some relationships don't need restrictions, and some things cannot be measured. We will be together for a long time in the future, and perhaps you will change your mind.

You see, he has our cultivation and a pure aura. Haven't we already recognized him? After we get out, at most we can have a chat with Old Tengu."

Ye Zhiqiu touched Ye Yao's head, hoping that the environment after going out would make Ye Yao feel warm and happy.

On the other side, Mo Zhichun was describing to Gu Ye what happened when he was unconscious.

"Do you remember what happened after we were covered in blue juice?"

"What happened after that? The juice entered my mouth and I seemed to pass out after that."

Gu Ye scratched his head, always feeling that he had missed a lot of important things.

"Nothing. Everyone was teleported to the square, the juice dissipated automatically, and you closed your eyes and retched, dragging Tongyiba to dance for a whole day and night."

"I dragged our bureau chief to dance with me for a whole day and night? Didn't you ever think of stopping me?"

Gu Ye looked at Tongyiba's contemptuous eyes and thought of his limbs that could not keep up with the beat during the radio gymnastics. He felt that Tongyiba was truly great. Even though he was in such a state, he still tolerated his transgressions. He was worthy of the character of a superior.

"Look at Niu Er over there with a bandage on his head. Who do you think will be unlucky?"

"But doesn't Ye Zhiqiu know magic? Niu Er's mortal body is naturally not strong enough to withstand a beating."

"I mainly want to see you go crazy. Everyone's nerves have been on edge recently. Thank you for performing for everyone to cheer them up."

Nan Ke handed a bowl of instant noodles to Gu Ye and returned to the pond, not knowing what he was doing with Lin Yuan.

"Gu Ye, do you like instant noodles?"

Tongyiba looked at Gu Ye who happily buried his head in the instant noodles bucket, and then looked at the self-heating hot pot he just got in his hand. He didn't quite understand why he had to eat instant noodles when he had a self-heating hot pot?

"It's OK. The conditions aren't harsh. It's good enough to have instant noodles."

Gu Ye finished the last mouthful of soup, looked up at Tongyiba, and put the instant noodle bucket in his hand aside.

"Nan Ke~, do you have a problem with me? Why do everyone eat self-heating hot pot while I eat instant noodles?"

Gu Ye recalled how touched he was when he received the instant noodles just now, and felt that Nan Ke was really too good to him. Knowing that he hadn't eaten yet, he gave him the rice first, and when he finished his instant noodles, everyone had just enough. It was really a waste of his sincerity, and he was not touched at all.

Gu Ye held Nan Ke's arm holding the chopsticks tightly, demanding an explanation, staring at the can of fish in Nan Ke's hand and swallowing his saliva.

"I want to eat fish, too. I haven't eaten fish for a long time. Where did you get this can of fish? Feed me a bite to make it up to me, and I'll forgive you."

"Stop drooling, this is mine. If you want it, go ask Brother Ye for it. Don't bother me."

Nan Ke closed the lid of the can of fish and held it in his arms.

"Tsk, you call me brother just because of a can of fish, you are such a loser."

Gu Ye turned around and gave a flattering smile to Ye Yao and Ye Zhiqiu who were eating.

"Brother Ye, do you have any canned fish left? Can you give me some?"