Rebirth: I am the American leader

Fortunately, the golden retriever passed out quickly, otherwise Natasha would have even doubted whether her attack method was effective.

Nick Fury stared at the bald head and walked quickly. He was as cold as an African warlord.

"Take him to the interrogation room. I want to see a lethal amount of anesthetic injected into this bastard's veins."

His orders were strictly enforced, and soon things got ugly.

Because the bastard in his mouth did not really die due to the lethal dose of anesthetic. On the contrary, he fell into an abnormally tipsy state.

The pain that was once unbearable is now bearable, and it's not just Nick Fury who is numb now.

Even Natasha and Hawkeye's teeth were numb. They really wanted to see what was in this old Bangla's mind.

Could it be that the priests from the Vatican now like dark-colored boys?

Otherwise, why would this unlucky guy come up with such a stupid plan?

Well now, Thor is very high, the kind of high that gets better and better as he fights.

In fact, these doses of anesthetic had no effect on him at all.

It even gave him a subtle feeling, in short, he was very happy.

The figure was distorted in his eyes, but it didn't stop him from getting more and more excited.

Although S.H.I.E.L.D. is an organization that specializes in dealing with superhuman beings, don’t forget that there is something wrong with the superhuman situation in front of you.

He smoked big.

So everyone in S.H.I.E.L.D. was forced to have fun with this golden retriever. He was not always fighting, but occasionally he would dance with the 200-pound guard.

The stage is for Crossbones' poor eighth and twelfth vertebrae.

If Steve were here, he would have called out this behavior and demanded that the golden retriever let go of his comrade.

Unfortunately, he is not here, sleeping peacefully on his farm.

Standing in front of the slowly burning S.H.I.E.L.D. building, Nick Fury felt for the first time that life was really fucked up.

"Call Veterans BBQ and say we have a hiring mission."

Coulson has fallen into a coma at this point, and you know, he's a good guy.

When he discovered that there was something abnormal about the golden retriever, he was the first to check the other person's condition out of humanitarianism, and then he was forced to dance a weird and unrestrained dance.

Now he sleeps to death on the floor due to lumbar muscle strain, and the new guy who takes over obviously doesn't know what a mysterious organization Veterans BBQ is.

So the first thing he said was to ask Nick if he could eat spicy food.

"Mazefak! Damn it, you sour carrot Bichi. How much do these bastards get paid to select people? Why can even a fool like you get into S.H.I.E.L.D."

The newcomer was completely at a loss, and in the end, Coulson was forced to turn on his phone and call the Veteran BBQ.

Old John on the other end of the phone, amidst the laughter of a bunch of women, promised that they would arrive as soon as possible and gave them a 20% discount.

For the sake of Nick Fury, they reluctantly paid only 5.2 million US dollars for this deal.

Nick's originally dark face was now even darker, but he had no choice. He couldn't call Captain Marvel back just because of a golden retriever.

Fortunately, Old John didn't lie. The veterans' barbecue came quickly. Steve, who took the lead, stood in front of SHIELD wearing corduroy pajamas and slippers.

Looking at the slowly burning building, he gave a somewhat suppressed smile.

It's like your brother-in-law, with whom you have always had a deep hatred, just died. You went to his funeral, and his wife burst into tears during the funeral.

You want to laugh, but because his wife is your sister, and her husband just died.

You really can't laugh too loud, that suppressed smile.

And Nick is the sister whose wife just died.

"Hey, look, it looks like the fire is really serious here. Didn't I remember you were white before?"

Steve could always pinpoint Nick's pain points.

"Damn it, shut up! Mazefak! I'm your employer now!"

Before Nick could finish his words, Thor rushed over with blazing flames.

You cannot doubt the pioneering and divergent thinking of these mentally ill people. After all, no one would think of having a bonfire dinner in a modern modern building.

"I think we need to discuss the price."

It was obvious that he wanted to take advantage of the fire, but when the firelight shone on Nick's bald head, he knew that he might have to bleed this time.

"how much is it?"

"Put it all together."

Steve seemed like a third-generation Jew, and Nick couldn't figure out why this guy became like this.

He really wanted to ask those bastards who made files seventy years ago, why they had to lie in the information they showed to their own people.

If he had known this damn bastard was like this, he might as well have poured some more liquid nitrogen on him when he discovered him.

"it is good."

After a complex psychological struggle, Nick finally gritted his teeth and nodded.

Rogers looked at the veins popping up on the other person's bald head and couldn't help but smile even more.

"Hey, let's go. Please be smart with your hands and feet. Don't damage any valuables."

He deliberately emphasized the word "valuables", which made Nick get angry again.

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Thor was now in an extreme state of happiness, in which there was no trace of reason.

When Steve saw him, he probably imagined himself as some happy golden retriever.

The former didn't hesitate. He went up and started a big fight to stop the other party from urinating everywhere.

The latter was immediately stunned. It was not like he had never been beaten before.

But this is the first time that my hands are so strong.

Fortunately, he is an Asgardian and has good physical fitness.

So he reacted quickly and was immediately ready to fight.

It's a pity that he is facing Steve, and this guy can't reason with common sense either.

"Boss, do we have to give in?"

Christmas just took one look at the atmosphere and understood what he should do.

Barney lit a cigar and crossed his arms to watch the show. Steve waved his hand in response.

In the field, Thor and Steve grabbed each other's arms in the traditional way and began to wrestle. Powerful power burst out in both of their bodies, and even the floor beneath their feet made an overwhelming sound.

You know, the floor slabs here are made with a lot of steel fibers.

If you bring a Tiger tank in, there won't be any big problem.

But now the floor like this was making an overwhelming sound because of the two humanoid creatures.

Are you kidding me?

This is America, and there is no habit of cutting corners in buildings.

"Hey kid, I know you can understand me. Come with me and I can help you pick up a hammer."