Rebirth: I am the American leader

"Wow, the world has gone really crazy. I think I saw the naked principal flying in the sky."

Wade, whose head had just grown back, looked at Steve and Apocalypse who were fighting fiercely, and said something with great emotion.

"Yeah, this world is really crazy. I remember I haven't started drinking today, but seriously. The principal has a nice ass. If he shoots gay videos, there will definitely be a lot of people watching. Damn it, give me my phone. I spent a lot of money to get it from Huaqiangbei. The pixels are scary."

Wade reached for his phone, and Carl took out his recording phone at the right time.

"I think your proposal is worth a million or eight hundred thousand. What do you think?"

Wade looked at the phone which was still on the recording interface, and his face, which was burned by fire, twitched completely.

"Damn it! Look at what Santiago taught the kids. How much is one million or eight hundred thousand? Even a scammer with an exorbitant price has to have a specific number!"

"I don't know, it depends on how much beer fund you have."

Carl watched Steve grin, revealing his perfect white teeth.

"Hey! Is there no one to supervise him? How old is he? He has already started to learn how to cheat. Is there no one to supervise this unfortunate child?"

"To be honest, I think I must have a share of this 1.8 million."

Logan and Old John looked at each other, and Logan spoke first.

Old John nodded, "Me too."

"Jesus Christ! Are all the people in San Diego High School thugs and bastards? Are you guys just ganging up to defraud a Jewish person like me? It turns out that you white people are best at discriminating against us Jews."

"Come on, Wade, your ancestors are all pure Germans. The only time you have any connection with the Jews is probably when your grandmother used 500,000 marks to buy bread."

Old John spoke directly and sarcastically, and Wade looked at him.

"I live in the United States. It's normal to give myself a few buffs, right?"

Old John nodded. "So I am black, but my ancestors are Jews who were persecuted in Egypt. Of course, back to modern times, I am also a homosexual with gender identity disorder. So I go to the women's bathroom, but at the same time I have a girlfriend."

"6, you're just a fucking animal."

Wade finally saw what it means to be a good boxer.

"You know, if we black people want to live longer here, we have to learn some skills."

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Steve couldn't remember how many times he had swung the Leaf Hammer. The telekinesis surrounding Apocalypse had long since become thin.

It's not that he didn't try to counterattack during this period, but the problem was that Steve was too perverted.

One of the main features of the Body of Truth is that what can't kill you can't hurt you.

Although Tianqi's mental power is very high, the problem is that it is human power after all.

In order to increase the thickness of his life and surpass his own life limit, Steve specially emptied Stark's arsenal.

Let’s put it this way, even something like an artificial sun has been tasted by him.

Therefore, Tianqi's mental power could not cause any harm to him at all.

After all, mental power is ultimately just a form of force.

Tianqi swore that if he had known that this bastard was so difficult to deal with, he would never have appeared here even if he died.

But now things have reached a point where they cannot be reversed.

More importantly, he still had no idea why this naked bastard was so angry.

After all, even he himself didn't think that his tentative attack just now would hit the target at once.

From Apocalypse's perspective, the white man named Steve took a mental bullet from him with his face.

Then he started chasing me madly as if I had robbed his ass.

"What on earth are you going to do!"

"I don't know yet. Wait till I beat you for another half an hour!"

Are you kidding? Half an hour?

If he continues to be beaten like this for another five minutes, he will become like a Chaoshan hand beating beef balls. He feels as aggrieved as if he was taken prisoner and beaten for half a point without asking any questions.

He is not Japanese, why do you treat him like this?

"You foreigner, you can't do this to me. I am the honorable Pharaoh, the actual ruler here."

"Come on, old man, you don't know the situation. Let me give you a brief introduction. I am the actual ruler of this earth, and you, you unlucky mummy, actually blew off my clothes as soon as you came up!

Just wait for me to grind you into powder. You know, the fat black guy who runs a bar in Hell's Kitchen told me that mummies can enhance sexual performance!"

"What??"

Apocalypse never thought that one day someone would want to kill him for this damn reason.

And how can mummies enhance sexual performance?

"Damn it! Is this what you want?"

It was Steve's fist that responded to the apocalypse.

Although the Mantis Shrimp was produced by Stark, it is no longer enough for Steve to fully utilize it.

So after he found out that Apocalypse was a tough guy, he simply switched to his fists.

"No, I'm for women's rights around the world."

Steve continued to talk nonsense, but Apocalypse felt terrified.

Humans are generally not afraid of things that can anger them.

But humans are afraid of their own kind who have fallen into madness.

"I'll do anything you ask me to do, seriously!"

"Ok?"

Steve reached out and grabbed Apocalypse, and the mental power wrapped around him made an overwhelmed sound.

This was the first time in Apocalypse's life that he felt vulnerable.

For the first time, his mental strength was as weak as an eggshell.

"You just said you can do anything?"

Steve stared at Apocalypse with a rather unfriendly look.

"Yes, I'll do anything. There's no point in going on like this."

"I still like your rebellious attitude just now. Recover yourself. Oh, right. Take off your clothes and give them to me."

"Okay, don't be impulsive."

Apocalypse quickly stripped himself naked. Steve grabbed his neck, looked at him and spoke.

"Come on, take us back to where we just came from. I want to know if the children born to a mutant like you will inherit your super powers."

Steve looked at Apocalypse, and the meaning in his eyes made the great pharaoh shudder.

Shit, I met Mendel.

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"Oh, Principal, you look like you just went to a Halloween party and found your target. But seriously, you like this kind of purple ass?

It seems that Wade is right, you do have the potential to shoot gay videos."

Old John, shouldering his lever-action rifle, smiled at Steve.

But this damn laughter is very harsh.