Rebirth: I am the American leader

It stands to reason that Steve should welcome Stark to take over with both hands.

Especially after he paid for and hired people to renovate his house.

But this is not the case.

Because Stark didn't come alone, he also brought the old electronics Jarvis.

Steve didn't express much about this, except that every three sentences he must greet Jarvis's old electronic butt and the other party's non-existent biological parents.

Lao Zhou's only expression about this is that he finally knows why artificial intelligence must destroy mankind.

These son-of-a-bitch humans really haven’t done much with artificial intelligence.

He had already heard the video of Old John asking Jarvis for a man and a mule three times today.

Oh, and Steve greets Jarvis's leather swallow for the sixty-second time, because the refrigerator at home doesn't seem to be cooling well.

Lao Zhou felt that Steve, a bastard, just wanted to greet Jarvis's non-existent organ.

Stark has been really nervous these days. Every day he asks himself naggingly if he has forgotten something.

And whether Pepper would like those damn expensive jewelry that make people despair at first glance.

The world is really crazy, and Lao Zhou feels that as the only sane guy in Sickle Farm, he has a long way to go.

So first he gave grumpy Steve a beer with butter, a recipe he learned from Harry Potter.

Although in his opinion this stuff tastes as bad as shit, Steve is actually a Harry Potter fan, and he always has a strong desire to try this kind of peripherals.

Then he jumped up and slapped Stark on the back of the head.

This can't be blamed on him. He is actually afraid that he will not be able to wake up this guy because he is too weak.

"Oh! Shoot! What are you doing!"

"Huh? Are you so stupid that you can't feel being hit in the head?"

Lao Zhou waved the wooden spatula in his hand, which still had the smell of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

"Stark, you are a middle-aged man. Look at the jewelry on the table, you are not even as good as Peter Parker. At least people know that to express their feelings, they must combine giving gifts with expressing emotions in person. "

"Wait? Who do you think Skinny Parker is in love with?"

Steve, who was drinking butterbeer, suddenly stood up, the unkindness in his eyes was somewhat shocking.

"Hey, hey, hey! Damn it! Can you stop interrupting me? Parker is seventeen years old. Even if he is a gay man, he should meet the person he likes! Why are you Qing Dynasty people so difficult to kill!"

"Ok?"

Steve listened to the familiar Internet slang and looked at Lao Zhou with doubtful eyes.

"Did you also travel through time?"

"Steve, I told you a long time ago that this alcohol will kill you. Why can't you learn from old John, go out more, talk about love and so on. There must be something in the veins of you and Thor. It’s all beer.”

"Zhou Yuan! What on earth are you going to do?"

"What are you going to do? As the only normal person in this family, Lao Zhou decided to teach you how to deal with your own life.

You, Stark, take your hopelessly expensive jewelry and go find Pepper. Tell you that you love her and you can't live without her.

You, Steve! Damn it, you can't treat kids like Jews. They just come to school, you and Frank really have to rein it in a bit. "

Steve and Stark looked at each other, even though one of these two guys could blow up the earth, and the other might be able to buy it.

But in the kitchen of Sickle Farm, even if you are a big Indian guy wearing golden armor, you still have to listen to Lao Zhou in an apron.

"Okay, okay, I get it, but how do I know if Pepper will accept me? You know, my past is messy, I don't know."

Even though Stark has wealth that is unimaginable in the world, at this time, in front of the girl he loves.

Like all ordinary people, he will still worry about whether he can win the favor of the one he loves.

"Schrödinger's cat? How will you know if you don't do it? If you want to know whether the cat is dead or alive, you first have to open the lid."

Lao Zhou said disdainfully. Stark seemed to have made a lot of determination. He took a jewelry box from the table and left the kitchen.

"Nice speech, you know, I'm beginning to agree with your point of view. Now I'm going out with old John to have fun, maybe I can meet a few beauties my age and spend the night together."

"Oh! Come on, you can't always define your physical age by the age of your soul."

"So? I'm supposed to go find two chicks dressed in crazy high clothes on the street in Hell's Kitchen?"

"Come on, although I hope you can find a companion, you also have to pay attention to your personal hygiene."

"Hey, you have to go easy on me."

"There's no food for you tonight. I've already improved the farm's irrigation system. Oh, by the way, I may have to renovate this place next.

You know, your bedroom is soaked in cigars. I have to redecorate it. "

"You can't do this to me! I'm the farmer at Sickle Farm!"

"Who do you think is delivering cows and suckling lambs while you superheroes running around are saving the world? Who is working so hard to improve all the irrigation systems and make sure the animals here can fucking There is something to eat.

Damn it! You didn't even leave me with that fool Thor. "

After hearing this, Steve put on his coat and picked up the car keys from the table.

"Hey John, I think we need to take a road trip. Do you know where the good women are? If I don't bring one back, I'm going to turn my bed into a toilet."

"Good women? Oh, the bars I frequent are full of good women. As long as you have money, they are the best in the world."

"It seems that your bed is going to be turned into a toilet. Let's leave quickly. Zhou seems to be in menopause."

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Steve and John Sr. drove their pickup truck all the way to school, and it was the day before spring break.

According to Steve's request, the school conducted an exam before this.

Today is the time to explain the test paper.

So the school is pretty quiet.

When Steve came in, he happened to see banker Frank, who now couldn't see the shadow of the special forces at all.

He should have fully integrated into the role of principal.

Steve was quite pleased with this. He didn't want the name Punisher to pop up unless absolutely necessary.

After all, this name also represents an unacceptable ending.

"Long time no see, Frank, you look really nice."

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Recently, my work has been transferred, and taking over new business requires some time to become proficient.

A little too busy, then it gets better.

Fourth Aunt Race, dear dads.