Rebirth: I am the American leader

"He was a soldier for eighty years, Director."

"Yes, I have been missing for seventy years. I remember that Congress paid out pensions!"

"But he lived."

"Mazerfalk! Coulson! Who are you with?"

Nick Fury felt his liver hurt.

"Sorry, Director, I thought you were asking me why he became a five-star general. I was just answering this question, and I didn't mean to join anyone."

Coulson gave Nick Fury a soft nail.

"Hi! Old friend! What did I say? You should come here more often. Look at me, I almost don't recognize you. You've been well maintained. The black parts are all shiny."

Steve greeted him warmly, but Nick Fury couldn't smile at all.

He felt that he was Xiao Cui in Zhao Benshan's sketch of a certain year, meeting an old man who was smiling and swearing everywhere.

If he had that strength, he would definitely pull this bastard by the collar.

Ask him how to make black shine.

"Hello, as a ninety-year-old man, your physical condition really surprises me. How do you take care of yourself? You know, we ordinary people really need a long life like you."

Steve looked at Nick and put the fried steak in front of him with a smile.

“Wake up in the bed of a different woman every day is the best form of maintenance for a man.

Oh, God, why am I telling you this.

I'm not saying you're not a man, but I think you probably don't have that much money even if you spend money. "

Nick Fury looked at the plate in front of him and frowned.

"I understand, but do all your Sickle Farm dogs poop on the plate?"

To be honest, this is a legitimate question for a normal person.

After all, this steak looks so much like the undigested product of canines that you can even speculate that this dog comes from Sichuan.

Because its recipe contains a lot of excessive Sichuan peppercorns and sea peppers.

"Oh! Has anyone ever said you are unqualified? This is the lunch that our outstanding student representative from San Diego Middle School personally cooked for you.

And you actually said that to him, I'll be honest, even I wouldn't say such a thing to a child.

You should apologize for what you said, and then find a place where no one is around and commit suicide by caesarean section! "

Steve cursed half-jokingly, and only then did Nick Fury see Wayne, who had been standing behind Steve.

The other party's eyes were stubborn with a hint of grievance.

In fact, Wayne was feeling aggrieved because Steve clearly cooked the meal himself, so why should he be blamed for it.

"Okay kid, what is this? Steak?"

Nick Fury tried to look nice and Wayne nodded.

"It seems I forgot to tell you. In fact, I am a believer in Hinduism and I don't eat beef. So, bring me some cereal."

Nick Fury was trying his best to be gentle, but he forgot Steve was standing right next to him.

"Hey kid, you heard that? This nigger wants a watermelon! Come on."

"Mazefak! Steve! What do you want! You asked me to come here! I'm here now! You can't keep discriminating against me like this!"

"Am I discriminating against you? I don't even know if the you in front of me is the real you.

Well, let’s put those differences aside for now. Hello, my name is Steve Rogers, an American five-star general.

Before you came, I applied to Congress to set up a special operations team, which would not be led by anyone and would only deal with emergencies.

You can think of it as an upgraded version of Veteran BBQ. "

Steve said calmly.

"Do you know what you're talking about? Not accepting leadership from anyone or only yourself?"

Nick Fury suddenly calmed down.

In other words, this guy has never been truly angry. Steve understands that everything this guy does is just for show.

used to achieve his own purposes.

Fortunately, this guy is a patriot and has a relatively high moral bottom line.

Otherwise, Steve would have smashed his head the first time he saw him.

“It is true that we do not accept the leadership of any one person. You know, sometimes when there is a leader, it is inevitable to have a position.

The world is too complex, with new contradictions and dangers everywhere.

We only deal with issues and do not engage in any kind of struggle.

I came to you for cooperation. I hope SHIELD can share information network with us. As you know, we have relatively few manpower, and information networks are really not our strong point. "

"Damn! You know what you are talking about, right? Do you know the consequences of doing this, right?"

Nick Fury looked at each other, with anger in his black and white eyes.

"Of course I know, and I also know that if I rely on you alone, nothing can be accomplished. God, what do you think your SHIELD is capable of?

You messed up a golden retriever from an alien planet with an intelligence of only twelve years old, and you couldn't handle a monster that suddenly appeared in Queens, New York.

You will be even more confused about the mutants that come out one after another. I am a patriot just like you. "

"Mazer Fake! You are a racist asshole! There is no way I can work with a redneck like you! You white right! The Ku Klux Klan!"

Steve slumped back and fell into his chair.

"Huh? I'm racist? You know what? This is the funniest joke I've ever heard. I was the first to form a mixed combat team with black people during World War II, and many of my comrades who shared life and death with me were black.

You tell me, if I was a racist, why didn't I just vote for Adolf Hitler. "

The facts Steve laid out shut the guy up.

"You are the real racist. In fact, any act of asking for preferential treatment is fucking discrimination. You ask the university to give you lower admission scores. In the end, the result is that you little brats of this nation think that you don't have to work hard. Can go to college.

If he can't, it's not because he doesn't study well, but because of fucking racism. Do you attribute everything, all your lack of effort, to racial discrimination?

ha? Boy, the last century I lived in.

White people murdered Martin and killed the Black Panther Party out of fear.

Seventy years later, I woke up and thought discrimination no longer existed because white people were no longer afraid.

But the fact is that discrimination still exists, and you bitches, bitches, enjoy the privilege of corrupting you while accusing white people of racism? "

"That's the funniest fucking joke I've ever heard."