Rebirth: I am the American leader

Chapter 101 Unlucky guy

After all, the black-skinned braised egg in S.H.I.E.L.D.’s wish so far is that Steve can deal with him within the rules.

"I guess there's nothing I can do but accept it."

Charles looked at Steve and could only smile and nod.

Mutants and ordinary people study in the same school.

ha? What kind of hell joke is this?

Why hadn't he heard it before?

"Haha, you are a courageous guy. The last guy who wanted to compete with me was called Hydra. God, have you seen a living Hydra now?"

Steve smiled exaggeratedly, and no one knew how much dangerous meaning his smile contained.

Anyway, Charles felt a little shuddering.

As for Colossus, whose wrist was broken by Steve's hammer, huh?

It’s not like X College doesn’t have its own school doctor.

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Steve went alone and came back with a car full of people.

He expected that genetically modified corn would be very harmful to humans, but he never thought that it would turn into a gourd baby after eating it.

Frank was calm when he saw Steve coming back with the motorcade, and Steve carefully observed his condition.

The flame called revenge ignited from his eyes again, which was a good thing.

At least he looks energetic.

As for whether Frank will retaliate against X Academy next, that is not something he can control.

"You know what happened to you, right?"

Steve looked at Frank and said, not taking it too seriously.

“I think I know that the world is a little different from the one I knew before.

Do you know how to counteract this effect? "

Steve shrugged and raised his hand.

"I heard that there seems to be a helmet that can eliminate this effect, but the owner of the helmet is Gandalf who likes to wear pink wizard robes. If you want to deal with him, you'd better be careful."

Steve's precise remarks left the other person completely confused as to what he meant.

"Gandalf, are you wearing pink wizard robes?"

Frank looked at Steve with some confusion, but the latter smiled and said nothing.

"Let's go, kids, you have to finish all the homework you owe these days! Otherwise, no one will be able to get out of school."

Steve said as he drove people off the school bus.

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In some ways, Wade is a very conscientious guy.

He has always been loyal in defending his rights as a man.

After all, the threat of being castrated every day is a bit too scary.

Especially when this threat came from a guy with a hammer.

That would be even more fucking scary.

You don't want to be castrated with a hammer every day.

The pain caused by a fatal blow to the male genitals is about twelve levels, which means that all the ribs in the body will be broken at the same time.

Although he won't really die, it really hurts.

"Hey Parker, did you see that old lady? She's about to cross the street by herself, oh my God.

She's still blind, gosh, she doesn't even know which way she's going.

This is much more pitiful than the lost lamb in the church. Let’s save her now! "

After Wade finished speaking, he pulled off his hood. Parker was not wearing his spider suit now.

Instead, he casually changed into a school uniform and wore a balafaq hat. He looked very much like a young man from that place in the Middle East.

"But Wade, are you sure?"

"Hey! Superhero lesson one, we can't reveal our real names outside. You have to call me Mr. Deadpool, or Deadpool."

"But you just called me Parker!"

"Oh my God, I'm sorry Spider-Boy. You know, I didn't mean it like that. Anyway, let's hurry up and help people now. If it's a little later, she will be hit by a car."

Upon hearing this, Peter Parker pulled down his hood, rushed to the side of the road without saying a word, picked up the blind Asian old lady on his back and started running.

You know, there's a thing about kids their age.

Strong, fast, and destructive.

The old lady noticed something strange when her feet left the ground, but before she could speak, she was already on the other side of the road.

"Hello, it's too dangerous for you to cross the road alone. It's better to let your family come with you in the future. You are on the other side of the road now."

Parker explained the matter to her in a gentler tone, and the latter reached out and took off his sunglasses.

Looking at each other with an angry face.

"What a crazy street boy! What are you doing? Why don't you bring me here?"

At this moment, on the bustling streets of New York.

The familiar accent almost made Peter Parker shed tears on the streets of a foreign country.

"Sorry, madam, what did you say? I didn't understand?"

Peter Parker looked at each other with some confusion.

Fortunately, the latter has excellent language talent. After seeing that Parker could not understand his words, he immediately waved his cane. (Guest appearance by an author)

"Oh! Shet!"

Peter Parker immediately turned around and ran away, even though he didn't know what happened.

But judging from the old lady's aura, she must have done something outrageous.

"Hey! Why are you running?"

Wade asked curiously as he took a hot dog he grabbed from a street food truck and ate it.

Parker looked at the guy who was still eating a hot dog while running at high speed, wishing that this son of a bitch would choke to death on the ham in the hot dog the next moment.

But apparently he underestimated how unfathomable Wade was.

Wade performed a three-bite-a-hot dog in front of him, and then continued to look at him.

"Damn it, Deadpool! That lady just now tried to hit me on the head with a cane. Tell me honestly, did she just cross the road?"

"Yes."

Even through the hood, Parker could still see the other person's sincere expression and was almost mad at him.

What are these things called?

"Mazefak! Don't eat this sour radish! Are you harming me?"

"Hey, hey, hey! If a superhero doesn't have extremely keen observation skills, he will only be taken advantage of and become a super idiot."

Wade always followed him, as if this red-skinned bastard had no physical limits at all.

"Damn it! I'm going to kick your ass sooner or later."

"I have to say it sounds very much like a principal, but you have to line up. There are a lot of people waiting to kick my ass, and of course there are a lot of people ready to kiss it."

Parker's threat may have worked for other students at San Diego High School, but it certainly didn't work for Wade.

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Sickle Farm.

Old John looked at the group of people who appeared out of thin air in front of him, and it was really hard to suppress the corners of his mouth.

Especially since these guys all know Thor, the golden retriever.

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